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VideoGames posted:Right here friend! Bomberman R is an upcoming game for the Nintendo Switch! Switch on and talk about all those explosive new games coming to Nintendo! It will be a blast! Will the Switch Bomberman game have anime tiddies?
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I want a Crayon Shin-Chan game on the Switch along the lines of that Bethesda South Park game. Bethesda you love Nintendo now, please do it.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:07
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If you don't want the new norm to be anime clothes tearing titty games, for the love of god stop buying anime clothes tearing titty games. You think it's gonna stop at Bomberman? gently caress, man, if games companies see that titties poking out around torn clothes boosts sales numbers we'll start getting them in every game that comes out and pretty soon we'll all have to play any Japanese video game in our bathrooms with the blinds drawn out of shame Friends don't let friends buy anime clothes tearing titty games. 
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Feb 20, 2017 16:08
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enojy posted:I want a Crayon Shin-Chan game on the Switch along the lines of that Bethesda South Park game. Bethesda you love Nintendo now, please do it. Please Todd-san
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Feb 20, 2017 16:08
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enojy posted:I want a Crayon Shin-Chan game on the Switch along the lines of that Bethesda South Park game. Bethesda you love Nintendo now, please do it. The only Shin-chan games coming out for the Switch are the Sega Pico remakes by Grezzo.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:10
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SilverSupernova posted:Will the Switch Bomberman game have anime tiddies? I do not know. I do not think so, but time has shown us all that we can not predict a thing. They said they would be no brexit, they said hillary would win, they said Horizon would be another boring ubisoft open world. Who knows what will happen in this amazing future of ours! The only recourse is to game on and hope that the gaming remains good.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:11
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Jimmy Hats posted:Actually it's loving creepy lelandjs posted:If you don't want the new norm to be anime clothes tearing titty games, for the love of god stop buying anime clothes tearing titty games. You think it's gonna stop at Bomberman? gently caress, man, if games companies see that titties poking out around torn clothes boosts sales numbers we'll start getting them in every game that comes out and pretty soon we'll all have to play any Japanese video game in our bathrooms with the blinds drawn out of shame if you aren't desensitized to anime clothing damage in 2017, i don't know what to tell you
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Feb 20, 2017 16:14
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Takoluka posted:if you aren't desensitized to anime clothing damage in 2017, i don't know what to tell you THIS IS NOT NORMAL DO NOT NORMALIZE
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Feb 20, 2017 16:14
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hey guys I just want to chime in to make sure everyone knows how exceedingly NOT creepy i am and that i am definitely not interested in bombergirl - or whatever it's called! as far as i'm concerned they can send it straight to CPAC and let those perverts have at it! again, couldn't be less creepy here. horizon zero dawn looks good
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Feb 20, 2017 16:17
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Ok so I watched a video of that Bombergirl to see how awful it is, and aside from the truly terrible menu art the game itself looks way better than R to me.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ucmIO6hC5I I wish Japan could see something cute and not want to give it boobs and then injure it.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:20
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Super No Vacancy posted:hey guys I just want to chime in to make sure everyone knows how exceedingly NOT creepy i am and that i am definitely not interested in bombergirl - or whatever it's called! as far as i'm concerned they can send it straight to CPAC and let those perverts have at it! again, couldn't be less creepy here. horizon zero dawn looks good your avatar betrays you the worst my avatar says is that i have bad taste in music/movies, cosmetic items, and character playstyle choices [Edit: clothes tearing in overwatch for lucio when he uses his ulti please blizz tia]
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Feb 20, 2017 16:21
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lelandjs posted:If you don't want the new norm to be anime clothes tearing titty games, for the love of god stop buying anime clothes tearing titty games. You think it's gonna stop at Bomberman? gently caress, man, if games companies see that titties poking out around torn clothes boosts sales numbers we'll start getting them in every game that comes out and pretty soon we'll all have to play any Japanese video game in our bathrooms with the blinds drawn out of shame Not many people actually do buy them, which is why they're all made cheaply and play badly.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:27
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I want to beat lucio up and then watch as, crying, he desperately tries to cover himself with what little remains of his clothing. I also want to do this in a public arcade with people around me.Wendell posted:Not many people actually do buy them, which is why they're all made cheaply and play badly. It's also why they all end up on PS Vita, the worst system
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Modus Pwnens posted:Ok so I watched a video of that Bombergirl to see how awful it is, and aside from the truly terrible menu art the game itself looks way better than R to me. They still need to distance themselves from Act Zero even further.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:27
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lelandjs posted:THIS IS NOT NORMAL mayhaps i should introduce you to the 1995 arcade classic "fighting vipers" Modus Pwnens posted:Ok so I watched a video of that Bombergirl to see how awful it is, and aside from the truly terrible menu art the game itself looks way better than R to me. in what universe does this look better than R
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Feb 20, 2017 16:28
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Buy BombermanR if you want to be on the wrong side of history.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:28
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EpicNemesis posted:Buy BombermanR if you want to be on the wrong side of history. This is a dangerous thing to post, friend!!
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Feb 20, 2017 16:32
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Takoluka posted:in what universe does this look better than R Perhaps some people like painfully slow, dull gameplay with a limited view of the board!
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Feb 20, 2017 16:33
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EpicNemesis posted:Buy BombermanR if you want to be on the wrong side of history. The r stands for wrong
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Feb 20, 2017 16:34
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Takoluka posted:mayhaps i should introduce you to the 1995 arcade classic "fighting vipers" The bar is really low. The in-game graphics are have a cohesive style rather than looking like baby's first XBLA title, and the game mode is something new for Bomberman, even if it's slow and derivative of other games.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:34
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If you want to be on the right... and left side of history, don't forget to pick up Nobunaga's Ambition and play portably on your Nintendo Switch!
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Feb 20, 2017 16:35
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lelandjs posted:If you don't want the new norm to be anime clothes tearing titty games, for the love of god stop buying anime clothes tearing titty games. You think it's gonna stop at Bomberman? gently caress, man, if games companies see that titties poking out around torn clothes boosts sales numbers we'll start getting them in every game that comes out and pretty soon we'll all have to play any Japanese video game in our bathrooms with the blinds drawn out of shame Japan is wayyy past the point of no return with this poo poo. It's not even remotely taboo these days.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:37
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Chieves posted:The r stands for wrong The R represents the game's rating once the anime titties pop up.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:38
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I pre-ordered Bomberman R because I am a good person. First they came for Beyond Good and Evil, and I said nothing Because I eat pork Then they came for Metroid Prime, and I said nothing Because I was not a Bounty Hunter Then they came for Jet Set Radio, and I said nothing Because I do not rollerblade Then they came for Bomberman, and there was no one left to speak for him. Fremry fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Feb 20, 2017 16:40
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If Bomberman R is wrong, I don't want to be right!
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Feb 20, 2017 16:40
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If Konami wants me to buy games they will make a new Mystical Ninja Goemon game.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:44
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Kashuno posted:If Konami wants me to buy games they will make a new Mystical Ninja Goemon game.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:45
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Wendell posted:Not many people actually do buy them, which is why they're all made cheaply and play badly. Let me tell you about this little-known series called Fire Emblem... (Yes, clothing damage included. In fact the latest game has a character who's special skill is tearing the clothing off her enemy when she hits them. It inflicts a -3 DEF debuff.)
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Feb 20, 2017 16:47
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youll play their metal gear pachinko and you will enjoy it
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Feb 20, 2017 16:47
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I hope Bomberman R owners are the first people Trump puts against the wall.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:52
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Modus Pwnens posted:The bar is really low. The whole two teams of four thing briefly made it look like Bomber Splatoon until they just started meandering away from the starting point. Some kind of fast-paced team Bomberman where you win based on how much stuff you destroy could be fun. You'd just need some way to regenerate broken stuff, or dump new stuff on the other team. And when I was messing around with 3DS hacking, I tried out one of those anime clothes ripping boob games without realizing in advance that's what it was. Even with nobody around, it was just embarrassing. Like one of those old flash porn games, but with somewhat better production values. I think I got to the end of the first stage and then deleted it.
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Takoluka posted:mayhaps i should introduce you to the 1995 arcade classic "fighting vipers" I'm not going to go off on a huge feminist rant here but just because something has been a part of a piece of media in the past does not mean that tradition needs to be continued into the future. Nathan Drake doesn't get clothing damage when he falls off cliffs and gets shot, why did Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2012 get her pants and shirt torn to shreds? Why did Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite have her tits sticking out of her dress if her main visual inspiration was Disney Princesses? Why does Widowmaker have the front of her catsuit unzipped?
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Feb 20, 2017 16:53
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Japan only needs good tailors, it's obvious their clothes are of poor quality and this prone to tearing.
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TVs Ian posted:And when I was messing around with 3DS hacking, I tried out one of those anime clothes ripping boob games without realizing in advance that's what it was. Even with nobody around, it was just embarrassing. Like one of those old flash porn games, but with somewhat better production values. I think I got to the end of the first stage and then deleted it. If it was Senran Kagura Burst, the fact that you didn't just delete it after seeing the frame rate says that you might have enjoyed the embarrassment just a tiny bit. lelandjs posted:I'm not going to go off on a huge feminist rant here but just because something has been a part of a piece of media in the past does not mean that tradition needs to be continued into the future. Nathan Drake doesn't get clothing damage when he falls off cliffs and gets shot, why did Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2012 get her pants and shirt torn to shreds? Why did Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite have her tits sticking out of her dress if her main visual inspiration was Disney Princesses? Why does Widowmaker have the front of her catsuit unzipped? Revolution 60 confirmed for Switch. This discussion will probably spiral the thread into a dumpster fire, so let's just talk about why everyone is wrong about Bomberman R. Yes, everyone. On both sides.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:59
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Seriously, re: SBR, the fact that the different characters actually look different when they move shows that there's attention to detail in their individual personalities, which is something that Konami itself would have ignored. I have faith in Hudson employees. I have faith in the Nintendo that freed them from their dungeons.
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Feb 20, 2017 17:00
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I for one would be totally down for games where getting hit with a sword or fireball causes guys to lose their clothes too.Pureauthor posted:Let me tell you about this little-known series called Fire Emblem... Also I can't believe I forgot the gacha game includes clothes ripped states for literally all playables.
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Feb 20, 2017 17:01
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I want to be a bomber girl
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Feb 20, 2017 17:02
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lelandjs posted:I'm not going to go off on a huge feminist rant here but just because something has been a part of a piece of media in the past does not mean that tradition needs to be continued into the future. Nathan Drake doesn't get clothing damage when he falls off cliffs and gets shot, why did Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2012 get her pants and shirt torn to shreds? Why did Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite have her tits sticking out of her dress if her main visual inspiration was Disney Princesses? Why does Widowmaker have the front of her catsuit unzipped? This is called knowing your target market.
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Feb 20, 2017 17:02
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lelandjs posted:THIS IS NOT NORMAL He resides in the Senran Kagura thread, so that should tell you something. He's also right. Takoluka posted:mayhaps i should introduce you to the 1995 arcade classic "fighting vipers" Please do. lelandjs posted:I'm not going to go off on a huge feminist rant here but just because something has been a part of a piece of media in the past does not mean that tradition needs to be continued into the future. Nathan Drake doesn't get clothing damage when he falls off cliffs and gets shot, why did Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 2012 get her pants and shirt torn to shreds? Why did Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite have her tits sticking out of her dress if her main visual inspiration was Disney Princesses? Why does Widowmaker have the front of her catsuit unzipped? I don't recall Lara's clothing getting really ripped up, it just gets super dirty in Tomb Raider 2013. Also it happens because people like seeing tiddies.
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enojy posted:I want a Crayon Shin-Chan game on the Switch along the lines of that Bethesda South Park game. Bethesda you love Nintendo now, please do it. Only if they allow the English dub cast and crew to rewrite it.
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