TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

Ryan Obamacare Plan: Start calling it Affordable Care Act.

My guess is that it's the age bracket thing he's been selling + HSA's and cutting medicaid in half. Which is a total non-starter both in the senate and in the house, but he'll use the cover from the conservative wing of his party to kill his "brilliant plan"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:03

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 02:27

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

please take anyone on TV who has their job because of their stupid accent. Every entertainment reporter p much.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:03

Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

SpaceGoku posted:

conservative media is predicated on a huge number of scam productions: useless junk mailing lists, useless junk emailing lists, weird "memorabilia" products like pins and mugs and fake currency, gold certificates (a piece of paper that says you own a piece of gold, we'll even keep the gold in our vault for your convenience!), anointment/prayer oil, bunch of other poo poo

being trapped in the conservative media bubble means constantly being preyed up on psychologically and financially

yeah but you need a sucker-milking class if you want a strong economy

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Feminasty Slut posted:

(((CPAC)))

CPAC(ked)

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

shep should be in charge of fox news

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Reminder that any plan that doesn't defund the entirety of the medicaid expansion will be opposed by the 30 member suicide caucus.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

SKULL.GIF posted:

Today seems really quiet out of the White House. I wonder what's going on.

It is a holiday you want them to work to death. They already work 3 hours a day 4 days a week!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

We can keep CNN's Richard Quest though. I like him. He gets really into plane crashes and he looks like slugworth from willy wonka

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

Blatzmobile: Nov 1, 2012; This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Schnorkles posted:

Reminder: T Ryan is also theoretically supposed to drop the new obamacare plan, but i'll believe it when I see it.

He already did last Thursday. it was the same old BS the GOP has proposed. it will be DOA.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:04

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

got any sevens posted:

I hope trumps dumb enough to just hit the button to nuke every city, including his own

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:05

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

triple sulk posted:

so what is the deal with this california storm that it's not even a top story right now? i know you have trump antics and sweden to deal with but if the city of sacramento could very likely end up under 30 feet of water why is it not a #1 headline this moment

reporters are saving up their journalistic capital for when trump refuses to set up any relief effort

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:05

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

CPUCK!

:smug:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Blatzmobile posted:

He already did last Thursday. it was the same old BS the GOP has proposed. it will be DOA.

didn't it just leak through outlets and ryan didn't actually announce it? I remember reading through the NYtimes article but never saw any specific announcement from the speaker's office.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:06

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Response to disinvite

https://twitter.com/uk_rants/status/833750247209852929

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:06

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Burt Sexual posted:

Hmm so I did a little research on the meaning of a trumpt triangle pin. First source seems legit to me.

http://www.newsmax.com/US/Trump-Inner-Circle-Triangular-Pin/2017/01/06/id/767134/

Newsmax, breitbart, and infowars is all my dad posts on facebook. he's now completely validated.

wasn't this just some thing for the secret service to indicate "important person, protect in case of crisis"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:06

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

It's amazing how many loving retards online are still defending that pedophile apologist, holy cow trumpeted are monsters.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:06

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Reminder that any plan that doesn't defund the entirety of the medicaid expansion will be opposed by the 30 member suicide caucus.

It's like a game of Lemmings where the teaparty lemmings are hostile to the goal of the game and will attempt to blow poo poo up at every turn

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:07

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Insurance companies want the rates on old fucks to go back up and the rates on younger fucks to be lower so they actually pay them. Need to maximize the premium pool and that is how you do it. So the plan is DOA unless insurance companies get more tax dollars spent on them instead of Donnies New Navy. (Coming soon to the History Channel check local listings)

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:08

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Al-Saqr posted:

It's amazing how many loving retards online are still defending that pedophile apologist, holy cow trumpeted are monsters.

On the bright side, it's a great way to more publicly disabuse belief that there's any humanity left in them.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:08

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

BeOSPOS posted:

It's like a game of Lemmings where the teaparty lemmings are hostile to the goal of the game and will attempt to blow poo poo up at every turn

id play it

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:08

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BeOSPOS posted:

It's like a game of Lemmings where the teaparty lemmings are hostile to the goal of the game and will attempt to blow poo poo up at every turn

The crazies are saving us again :911:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:08

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Response to disinvite

https://twitter.com/uk_rants/status/833750247209852929

Tl;dr ya bitch

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Elephanthead posted:

Insurance companies want the rates on old fucks to go back up and the rates on younger fucks to be lower so they actually pay them. Need to maximize the premium pool and that is how you do it. So the plan is DOA unless insurance companies get more tax dollars spent on them instead of Donnies New Navy. (Coming soon to the History Channel check local listings)

the tweak that allows the insurance companies to charge 3.49x instead of 3x is actually probably a good thing, on the whole.

also it only fucks olds lmao

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:09

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Pomp posted:

https://twitter.com/tpinusa/status/833730160742522880

Eh, doesn't have he same pizzazz as a swastika.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:10

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Response to disinvite

https://twitter.com/uk_rants/status/833750247209852929

Lmao the dude was arguing that some 13 year olds can consent to 40 year old dick in their rear end, he should probably kill himself

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:10

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

EHRLICHMAN: Hot pants.

NIXON: Jesus Christ.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:11

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Have the day off today but is that idiot doubling down on Swededn?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:11

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Pomp posted:

https://twitter.com/tpinusa/status/833730160742522880

Huh. Kinda looks like a slice of pizza.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:11

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

I'm so glad Milo is done

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:11

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Bip Roberts posted:

Tl;dr ya bitch

tldr: "when I said X, I actually meant its total opposite, Y!"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:11

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Inspector Hound posted:

I'd let him reform my tort law

Talk about a job creator

I want his invisible hand to guide my economy

I would have

sex

w/him

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:11

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Lmao the dude was arguing that some 13 year olds can consent to 40 year old dick in their rear end, he should probably kill himself

but don't you understand, it was a british dry humor joke!!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:12

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Response to disinvite

https://twitter.com/uk_rants/status/833750247209852929

he shook

good

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:12

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

I'm so glad Milo is done

That is what the 8th grader said.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.