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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

mobby_6kl posted:

Did they actually leave two rifles just standing at the garage door

Lol good spot. loving hell.

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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://zippy.gfycat.com/ImpureDenseHaddock.webm

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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There's probably a really hard jump up there, but he's gonna lap the rest of those suckers if he can pull it off.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
He's probably got a feather.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Apparently the current U.S. President cannot differentiate between Sweden and Pakistan. So there's that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
To be fair they are very similar and close together.

edit:
Oops, never mind. I was confusing Pakistan for Norway again. See how easy these things can happen?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Samovar posted:

Apparently the current U.S. President cannot differentiate between Sweden and Pakistan. So there's that.

I wouldn't be able to either if my sole source of news was Fox News and Steve Bannon whispering sweet nothing's to me in bed.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




HardDiskD posted:

I'm not really sure what they are trying to do here. Are they trying to destroy the helmet? Are they trying to make a sick ramp jump, in an enclosed space? :iiam:

Maybe hes born with it?
Maybe its schadenfreude.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWyO0VxW_lQ

Roommates bucket-brigading getting a rat out of their house

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc
So this is what they do when we're out at our jobs? Eh boys?

*holds hand up for a high-five*

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

xjohnson posted:

So this is what they do when we're out at our jobs? Eh boys?

*holds hand up for a high-five*

I was led to believe women kissed and touched each other when no men were around.

Thanks for lying to me, porn! :mad:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BRB, installing springy door to gently caress with anyone trying to break it down.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

mobby_6kl posted:

Did they actually leave two rifles just standing at the garage door

I thought it was just one rifle with a sling hanging down but yes, that's exactly what happened.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Those warnings Jackass would put at the start of the show just made it worse, didn't they.

SquirrelFace
Dec 17, 2009

Ms Boods posted:

Is it just me, or is the survey keeping you from submitting unless you pledge money to a Trump/GOP's fund-raiser?

The questions remind me of the kinds of notes we used to pass around in grade school. 'Do you like Donald? Pick Yes/No'

Yep! I even tried to enter zero in the other box and it gave me an error saying the minimum donation is $1.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SquirrelFace posted:

Yep! I even tried to enter zero in the other box and it gave me an error saying the minimum donation is $1.

Don’t worry. Trump will devalue the dollar to the point where there’s not practical difference.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

I took him to mean put the loop point while the guy is behind the vehicle, so it looks like he just keeps getting back up forever, wait that isn't schadenfreude at all it's drat inspiring :patriot:

HardDiskD posted:

I'm not really sure what they are trying to do here. Are they trying to destroy the helmet? Are they trying to make a sick ramp jump, in an enclosed space? :iiam:

Best I can figure they were just trying to drive it up the ramp onto the back of the truck and the guy somehow hit the throttle enough to go airborne.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/designer_dick/status/832954482090708996

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost

Oop! Goin' away now...

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
The high court in New Zealand has ruled Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom can be extradited to the United States to face a multitude of charges including money laundering and copyright breaches.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
More like Kim Dotcon, heh.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Holy cow, this thing is still going? I'm really on the fence with this because I kind of like the underdog in all battles. But on the otherhand his argument that his site wasn't used for piracy and he wasn't complicit is just hilarious.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
[video type=""]/amazon-alexa-porn.mp4[/video]

^ Oh yes, brilliant work on guys... I'll just link it:

http://marriedtothesea.com/amazon-alexa-porn.mp4

^ Wow, outstanding...

Here's the drat video.

Anarchist Mae has a new favorite as of 11:20 on Feb 20, 2017

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Anarchist Mae posted:

[video type=""]/amazon-alexa-porn.mp4[/video]

^ Oh yes, brilliant work on guys... I'll just link it:

http://marriedtothesea.com/amazon-alexa-porn.mp4

^ Wow, outstanding...

Here's the drat video.

You can't embed MP4 videos, or at least you only can from certain hosts. And unless you're Drew Toothpaste or Natalie Dee you shouldn't be embedding a video on marriedtothesea.com anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8
There.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Nicaden posted:

Oh yeah, he released another survey, except there's no text box where you can explain your opinion like last time. Also, half of the questions are focused on attacking Hillary now. He never learns.

https://action.trump2016.com/trump-mms-survey/

The reason so many questions are focused on attacking Clinton is this is the survey from when he was still running for President last year, hence the Trump/Pence 2016 logo and URL.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Baron von Eevl posted:

The reason so many questions are focused on attacking Clinton is this is the survey from when he was still running for President last year, hence the Trump/Pence 2016 logo and URL.

I thought that might be the case, but I can't find that particular url anywhere mentioned before 3 days ago. I think he re-upped it recently. I'll Google exact question language later.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
In a bit of 'the schadenfreude is on me' I watch a lot of youtube fail type videos because I'm a horrible misanthrope I have a lot of time at work, and one channel I recently subscribed to was TNT Channel.

It had all the usual fail stuff and seemed a good channel to subscribe to. I open their channel today and see a video they uploaded a couple of days ago, "animals hit by cars".

I thought it couldn't possibly be what it says it is, but nope, it's a whole video of animals being hit and killed by cars.

What the gently caress, internet?



So what will this mean for Mega.co.nz? Asking for a friend.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013






1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Gorilla Salad posted:

In a bit of 'the schadenfreude is on me' I watch a lot of youtube fail type videos because I'm a horrible misanthrope I have a lot of time at work, and one channel I recently subscribed to was TNT Channel.

It had all the usual fail stuff and seemed a good channel to subscribe to. I open their channel today and see a video they uploaded a couple of days ago, "animals hit by cars".

I thought it couldn't possibly be what it says it is, but nope, it's a whole video of animals being hit and killed by cars.

What the gently caress, internet?

The only Ow My Balls channel you should watch is FailArmy specifically because you aren't going to get any weird videos about people (or animals) getting murdered or severely injured or whatever.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
CPAC Blasted for Milo Yiannopoulos Invite After Pedophilia Remarks Resurface

Probably nothing will happen as a result but Milo and PewDiePie getting yelled at within like a week of each other, it's pretty awesome.

trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Feb 20, 2017

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



E: ^^^^ nice. Here's a funny clip from :supaburn: Bill Maher's show :supaburn: this week.

Context: Milo had just had a back & forth with Larry Wilmore about trans bathrooms. Larry made an analogy between discrimination against blacks, gays, and trans, which Milo kept interrupting. Milo calls him obtuse, and then when Maher tries to reset the conversation, this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDLflyQ8TA&t=240s



Baron von Eevl posted:

The reason so many questions are focused on attacking Clinton is this is the survey from when he was still running for President last year, hence the Trump/Pence 2016 logo and URL.

Okay, so I verified that the second survey existed before, back in Aug 2016:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/15/donald-trump-media-accountability-survey/88758820/

Now, there are a couple of recent tweets showing the same new email (complaining that the first survey has been tampered with), supposedly linking to this 2016 survey. I can't find the MSM covering this second survey, while they're covering the first survey (the one four days ago). Ironically, since the MSM isn't covering this 2nd survey, I'd be tempted to think Trump's team didn't actually send the dated survey out again until I see more convincing evidence than screenshots of an email.

BrianBoitano has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Feb 20, 2017

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

trickybiscuits posted:

CPAC Blasted for Milo Yiannopoulos Invite After Pedophilia Remarks Resurface

Probably nothing will happen as a result but Milo and PewDiePie getting yelled at within like a week of each other, it's pretty awesome.

Woah, looks like this argument is now being made by alt-right all starts:

quote:

When he’s accused of defending pedophilia, Yiannopoulos says the co-host doesn’t understand what the term means:

You’re misunderstanding what pedophilia means. Pedophilia is not a sexual attraction to somebody 13 years old, who is sexually mature. Pedophilia is attraction to children who have not reached puberty. Pedophilia is attraction to people who don’t have functioning sex organs yet who have not gone through puberty.
Hebephilia is the term for a sexual interest in pubescent children, roughly ages 11 to 14, and ephebophilia refers to an interest in older adolescents. The lowest and most common age of consent across the U.S. is 16.



VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Gross Dude posted:

Woah, looks like this argument is now being made by alt-right all starts:

Oh my god, he's using the ephebo argument.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Gross Dude posted:

Woah, looks like this argument is now being made by alt-right all starts:

I'd laugh so much if the thing that took down the alt-right was the whole movement desperately trying to justify pedophilia because one of them said something crazy and everyone else was too dumb not to jump in to back him up.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Wait, so Ephebophiles don't just have a fixation with Phoebe from Friends?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Wait, so Ephebophiles don't just have a fixation with Phoebe from Friends?

An ephebophile is a pædophile with a thesaurus.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



chitoryu12 posted:

I'd laugh so much if the thing that took down the alt-right was the whole movement desperately trying to justify pedophilia because one of them said something crazy and everyone else was too dumb not to jump in to back him up.

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