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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

darth_pizza posted:

follow @dril, @fart and @pattymo

read their tweets.

learn things.

make jokes. it is fun twitter time

Nah Jon Hendren stinks

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
You should follow @goodformoths also he never posts anything either

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

darth_pizza posted:

follow @dril, @fart and @pattymo

read their tweets.

learn things.

make jokes. it is fun twitter time


what are some things you have learned

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I refuse to follow anyone who has been recommended by multiple people, I'm too cool for anyone that "popular"

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

OctoberBlues posted:

(1/32) so I went to the grocery store and I saw this little old lady walking around with a little walker, and she was just the sweetest…

Really important thread

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I have followed back

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

I followed you and dog that other guy can suck my dick

i found your tweets son

they look good

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That Robot posted:

i found your tweets son

they look good

I'm not so sure about that, everyone knows that with these new synthetic oils you don't have to get your oil changed all that often, I worry that dgsw is prematurely changing his oil, thus wasting both his time and money. :(

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I made a Twitter, but only got to tweet one time befure the CIA decided I was too powerful and they shut me down. :commissar:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ork of Fiction posted:

I made a Twitter, but only got to tweet one time befure the CIA decided I was too powerful and they shut me down. :commissar:

What did you tweet, the secret to a perfect beef wellington?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I look at my post count and tweet count and I think really? That many huh? I had no idea. :confuoot:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I just threw a cig butt into an ashtray that was six feet away. *tweet of the day*

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I'm not so sure about that, everyone knows that with these new synthetic oils you don't have to get your oil changed all that often, I worry that dgsw is prematurely changing his oil, thus wasting both his time and money. :(

I found your twitter btw

https://mobile.twitter.com/couponkid?lang=en

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

OctoberBlues posted:

What did you tweet, the secret to a perfect beef wellington?

I just wanted to know what happened to the guy who played Donkeylips on Salute Your Shorts. :crow:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

one time i made a really good tweet

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


I got a coupon for a free Gillette Fusion razor the other day, $12 value. :grin:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

OctoberBlues posted:

I got a coupon for a free Gillette Fusion razor the other day, $12 value. :grin:

:popeye:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Have you thought about taking up a "cause celebre" or finding out what that means?

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

OctoberBlues posted:

I got a coupon for a free Gillette Fusion razor the other day, $12 value. :grin:

:trumppop:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
op, perhaps you can be part of "weird twitter" and get indie cred

for instance, this twitter account is a service twitter, in that it provides endless screaming as a service for twitter users.



it's all screaming, all the time, in varying lengths

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hey, follow me, on twitter.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

you should start a slow drip of barbiturates into your open eye op

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

paul_soccer10 posted:

hey, follow me, on twitter.

I'm sorry, but I have never trusted you, paul_soccer10.

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
No motherfucker, I'm the screaming guy on twitter.


Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yaaassaahhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHYAHHHHHHOWOWOW

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

paul_soccer10 posted:

hey, follow me, on twitter.

hey adam

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i tweeted about vets

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i twit my pants

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Enfield posted:

i twit my pants

i salute your shorts

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

What's the consensus on @wint? @fart? @horse_ebooks? Who are the big Twits?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

No motherfucker, I'm the screaming guy on twitter.


Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yaaassaahhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHYAHHHHHHOWOWOW

This is how the Japanese live action spider man theme song goes

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Doghouse posted:

Tweet jokes and Funny memes

tweet this at the trolls

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

You should follow @goodformoths also he never posts anything either

!!!

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Post three cool stuff you find but never attribute the actual people who made it so that you get followers who are confused about who you are.


Make a really dumb tweet your pinned tweet so you can laugh every time a porn bot like it and follows you

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SeXReX posted:

Post three cool stuff you find but never attribute the actual people who made it so that you get followers who are confused about who you are.


Make a really dumb tweet your pinned tweet so you can laugh every time a porn bot like it and follows you

you sound like you are severely mentally ill, seek help, op

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Use an avatar from a Japanese video game and spend most of your time explaining that it's not anime

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SeXReX posted:

Use an avatar from a Japanese video game and spend most of your time explaining that it's not anime

what mental illness do you have? i have alcoholism

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

what mental illness do you have? i have alcoholism

i have jerusalem syndrome

look it up :smug:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
i like to tweet alt right stuff. it seems to be the most popular right now :shrug:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

what mental illness do you have? i have alcoholism

I have spider mites in my brain

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

dad gay. so what posted:

what mental illness do you have? i have alcoholism

a disease called life

i want to cure it as soon as humanly possible

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