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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



He wears his ties way too long so the tail end can't stay fastened in the loop well.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Burt Sexual posted:

why does he do this?

All cash, no class.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


These guys are gonna have the most confusing sunburns

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Snowy posted:

He wears his ties way too long so the tail end can't stay fastened in the loop well.

The tail end is two handspans long just like everyone else's :shrug:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Does he have someone else tape his tie for him or is he just sitting at the desk in the Oval Office loving around with the tape dispenser and doing that himself?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jabor posted:

The tail end is two handspans long just like everyone else's :shrug:

Well done.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

flosofl posted:

Well done.

Just like his favourite steaks.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Snowy posted:

He wears his ties way too long so the tail end can't stay fastened in the loop well.

And the cheap gently caress can't buy a tie pin, either.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


twoday posted:

Does he have someone else tape his tie for him or is he just sitting at the desk in the Oval Office loving around with the tape dispenser and doing that himself?

I just picture him swiveling around in the chair all "Tapety tapety tape tape tape. Better write to the good people at 3M for making ties grrrrreat!"

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


That picture was from the campaign when it was on fire. I'm sure his administration which is on fire can handle ties better.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
...red ties to RUSSIA!!!!!

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Burt Sexual posted:

why does he do this?

Habit probably and people never telling him it looks ridiculous. Alternatively, maybe he does it specifically to bait people into calling him out on it so he can tell them how much richer+better than they are he is.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
At least he patching up the ties that don't look so good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
WTH not a tie clip/pin to found.
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-America-Cuff-Links/dp/B01AVF7SCQ

brb starting a new business

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Burt Sexual posted:

WTH not a tie clip/pin to found.
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-America-Cuff-Links/dp/B01AVF7SCQ

brb starting a new business

I want these but I don't wear any shirts with sleeves. Does anyone know of a good way to affix them to jorts?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Need butt plug? Big fan of Trump or Putin? Look no more!

https://creators.vice.com/en_us/article/artist-insulted-by-donald-trump-turns-him-into-a-butt-plug



Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Red tie.

Red tie.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Why do they look so grainy
They look like they feel like cheap sandpaper.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They both wanna rub you the right way.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Why do they look so grainy
They look like they feel like cheap sandpaper.

Probably fresh out of the 3D printer.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

Probably fresh out of the 3D printer.

You wouldn't download a butt plug...

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

As far as I know those are purely decorative buttplugs.

Do not insert them into your bunghole.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FreudianSlippers posted:

purely decorative buttplugs

Is this real life?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
They would be incredibly difficult to clean, at best.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
That stuff is typically fused gypsum powder, and pretty brittle.

Would not put in a butt.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The Bloop posted:

Is this real life?

No, it's my fantasy.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
I feel like that this hasty fixit represents the future of America's infrastructure.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Trump has his own line of cheap ties sold at Walmart, why can't he just ask for a bunch with the little thingy moved up or down as needed

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Pretty sure he got staplers too.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Trump wall costume

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Kwyndig posted:

You wouldn't download a butt plug...

You can't, if it lacks the flared base.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

why does he do this?

Why does he do anything?




To hurt us, really

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Rawhide Kobayashi was at the Trump inauguration.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/EqD0G9D.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












:nws: http://i.imgur.com/FYjon3Q.jpg :nws:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Never thought angel wings made out of dicks would be my favorite drunk drawing prank, but I'm super happy that it is.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm5Rp3Lf5aI

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

Wasted talent?

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jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

I prefer the ozzy man version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBNG5KD1oU

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