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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

pubic works project posted:

Lmao why do all my Pacer fan Facebook friends want Mark Jackson for a coach???? Idiots.

It's a proven fact that hiring Mark Jackson as a coach inevitably leads to your team hiring a better coach

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AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

The Celtics are trading for buddy now

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:40

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

pubic works project posted:

Lmao why do all my Pacer fan Facebook friends want Mark Jackson for a coach???? Idiots.

For the same reason that there are a lot of Lakers fans who want Magic Johnson to be their GM.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:46

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Timestamps

https://twitter.com/Isaiah_Thomas/status/749330341542912000

https://twitter.com/Al_Horford/status/749381033968099329

Something's happening

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:48

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Been nice knowing you Jimmy, can't wait to see Marcus Smart grit and grinding his way across my TV for years to come

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:50

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Dang it they're getting Jimmy aren't they

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:51

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Dexo posted:

Been nice knowing you Jimmy, can't wait to see Marcus Smart grit and grinding his way across my TV for years to come

lol you think the Bulls are getting marcus smart

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:52

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

I think Ainge is more likely to spend assets for Paul George, and I think Larry Bird is more likely to pull off a gently caress-it blockbuster

And I don't want Jimmy to go

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:53

Lugnut Seatcushion: May 4, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

Ainge is gonna hold on to those assets until they're nothing

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:54

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

xbilkis posted:

Timestamps

https://twitter.com/Isaiah_Thomas/status/749330341542912000

https://twitter.com/Al_Horford/status/749381033968099329

Something's happening

So many fake Woj accounts are trolling Celtics fans right now.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:55

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

oh great another excuse to stop listening to Simmons for a month

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:56

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

xbilkis posted:

I think Ainge is more likely to spend assets for Paul George, and I think Larry Bird is more likely to pull off a gently caress-it blockbuster

And I don't want Jimmy to go

Larry Bird botched a trade to send Brandon Rush to the Bulls because he forgot what time the deadline was, iirc

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:57

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i want to see how many points doug mcdermott can put up in the chinese league

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:00

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

xbilkis posted:

I think Ainge is more likely to spend assets for Paul George, and I think Larry Bird is more likely to pull off a gently caress-it blockbuster

And I don't want Jimmy to go

I'm not crazy about either of those guys on the Celtics. Boogie would have been perfect and Boston is kicking themselves for not trying to swing a 3 way trade to get Buddy "Steph" Hield over to Sacramento right now.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:01

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Lockback posted:

I'm not crazy about either of those guys on the Celtics. Boogie would have been perfect and Boston is kicking themselves for not trying to swing a 3 way trade to get Buddy "Steph" Hield over to Sacramento right now.

Terry Rozier is going to be a star 4 years after Isaiah Thomas is done with his new contract

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:03

Hand Row: May 28, 2001

I too dislike two way star players to be on my team.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:07

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

I think Boogie is better than George and Butler, but the latter two are better fits for the Celtics imho and you are flat out crazy if you don't want them on your team hth.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:10

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Hand Row posted:

I too dislike two way star players to be on my team.

but all these potential possible assets

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:11

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

tanglewood1420 posted:

I think Boogie is better than George and Butler, but the latter two are better fits for the Celtics imho and you are flat out crazy if you don't want them on your team hth.

People have a weird opinion that unless you're team is trading for Lebron plus two other stars, you're not going to win a championship. Their opinion is pretty much right.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:11

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/mikezarren/status/833861276086497280

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:12

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

the idea of jimmy on the celtics is revolting, disgusting, nauseating

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:16

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

I mean, it's not random when he tweeted those same eye emojis right before Horford signed

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:16

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Celtics are trading for Okafor *IT eyes post*

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:18

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

I'm going to laugh when it turns out to be a trade for Okafor.

edit: dammit abagorn!

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:18

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

We have three more days of waiting for nba teams to put their butts in gear and show us flashy rear end trades

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:19

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

pubic works project posted:

Lmao why do all my Pacer fan Facebook friends want Mark Jackson for a coach???? Idiots.

We are surrounded by idiots and now that we lost a few games in a row (against good teams) the sky is falling and we should trade PG because how good of a leader can he be?? Also one time he maybe didn't gush completely about Indiana SO HE IS DEFINITELY LEAVING.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:21

Squinky v2.0: Nov 16, 2006; Behind you! A three headed monkey!; College Slice

Carmelo to the Celtics for terry rozier and a bag of headbands, book it

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:24

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Oooooh if it's actually Melo. Initially I was gonna make a what if it's actually melo post but went with a jimmer callback

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:27

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

where are you guys seeing this trade speculation? or is just forum speculation?

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:29

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Apparently the Celtics followed Melo on instagram or something

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:30

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

My sources are telling me it's very likely to be Melo. This is interesting. where and how did phil get in contact with melo during allstars

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:30

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

https://twitter.com/world_wide_wob/status/833866051267858432

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:31

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Can you people please not get my loving hopes up we all know Melo is going to ride out his contract until the Knicks have no more draft picks or assets left

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:33

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I like Melo on that Celtics team depending on what the deal is.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:35

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

My sources are telling me it's very likely to be Melo. This is interesting. where and how did phil get in contact with melo during allstars

lol

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:35

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

If Melo goes to the Celtics this will have been one of the best trade deadlines in a while

Best in an entertaining way. gently caress Boston

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:36

Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

What would the Celtics trade for Melo? I can't even figure out what Melo's worth is presently.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:39

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Libertine posted:

What would the Celtics trade for Melo? I can't even figure out what Melo's worth is presently.

Marcus Smart and a second rounder, probably

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:41

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

I don't think the "just followed" part of the Instagram thing is real; everyone's just tweeting a screenshot that shows the Celtics follow Melo

They also follow Danny Green

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roundmidnight: Jul 9, 2010

Jaylen Brown, James Young and salary chaff?

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