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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

why would you scare a dog

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

VJeff posted:

Let's talk about the WrestleMania graphics.

I think they're really good. What do you think?

I like them

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

USA: Hey come watch the wacky hijinks of the detectives who investigate brutal sex crimes against children! :haw:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Rhonne posted:

Don't worry, he has yet another match with Sami Zayn later tonight.

They've killed off what was potentially an all-time great feud by repeatedly putting them in the ring together with no notice and no stakes.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Are you loving kidding me??? They have absolutely nothing for New Day for WrestleMania??

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i like the mario sunshine graphic

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Uh, what were they supposed to have announced there?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait... TMZ has its own show? Why?

I'm so old..... :smith:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I can't believe they couldn't find a loving match for New Day at WrestleMania.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Now hang on a second Lana, that's not English you're speaking!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Nice. Handsome Rusev's roided up friend is back.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Thank god, Lana's back to hairbun and suit.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Wait... TMZ has its own show? Why?

I'm so old..... :smith:

Dude where have you been for the last five years? There's even a sports version.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Handsome Rusev and HGH Jinder

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So does this mean the New Day won't be able to top their DBZ/giant cereal box entrance from last year. :(

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hardbody Mahal

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

USA: Hey come watch the wacky hijinks of the detectives who investigate brutal sex crimes against children! :haw:

SVU would always be on at my work's lunch room. Nothing like being in a room full of people when you suddenly hear the tv blaring out "Susie, show us where he touched you"

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I hate Raw giving everyone stupid nicknames :mad:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
AUUUUUGH-ORALE

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
He's so hand-some!

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
A year or two ago I'd have bought an entire PPV for the prospect of Sami vs Owens. Now it's not even enough to keep me up an hour later.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Rhonne posted:

So does this mean the New Day won't be able to top their DBZ/giant cereal box entrance from last year. :(

Ice cream cannon

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Been dealing with a stupid stomach virus all day long. Tell me, will that be better or worse than Raw?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

Wait... TMZ has its own show? Why?

I'm so old..... :smith:

TMZ has had a show for like a decade now, grampa.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

VJeff posted:

I can't believe they couldn't find a loving match for New Day at WrestleMania.

Kofi has a ladder match to go lose while shortening his career.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





steroids

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Why are New Day "hosting" Wrestlemania?

Why are they wrestling Jinder and Rusev?

Why?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Those fans are going to choke on the powder at the bottom of those cereal boxes.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Look at that titty

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

Why are New Day "hosting" Wrestlemania?

Why are they wrestling Jinder and Rusev?

Why?

The only other hosts have been the Rock and Hogan

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Handsome Rusev in the Harrison Bergeron uglifying mask that keeps the crowd from being so dazzled by his perfect countenance that they forget to eat or move

poor Handsome Rusev

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jiro posted:

Dude where have you been for the last five years? There's even a sports version.

Five years? It's been at least like 8 or something, I remember the show started around the time Michael Jackson died.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jinder is grossing me out.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
new days as the hyenas would be p good

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh my god please make New Day the Hyenas in the new Lion King

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DeepDickPizza posted:

TMZ has had a show for like a decade now, grampa.

Okay.... but why would anybody watch it?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
You hear that CM Punk? You're finally getting your ice cream bars!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MotU posted:

new days as the hyenas would be p good

It would be good for the first half hour or so but by the end of the movie it would be kind of stale and repetitive.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



MotU posted:

new days as the hyenas would be p good

I can't believe I didn't think of this before, but it's goddamn brilliant.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

Okay.... but why would anybody watch it?

Most people are suckers for celebrity gossip.

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