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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Okay.... but why would anybody watch it?

The same reason people watch Raw, they love trash.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
OK I'll put a positive spin on this. 2 years ago Xavier Woods may have been on the verge of being cut. Now he's one of the company's top ambassadors and likely making a shitload of money in merch sales.

That's pretty cool, right? :unsmith:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I've thought of New Day as guys who laugh like hyenas for a while now so I'm glad I don't have to think that's a stupid comparison anymore.

Also, RIP that iPad.

Jerusalem posted:

USA: Hey come watch the wacky hijinks of the detectives who investigate brutal sex crimes against children! :haw:

Then stay for the flamboyantly effeminate totally straight man and the wacky hijinks of his family!

CHARACTERS WELCOME.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol Lana hacked them

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Oh my god it's a Russian hacking joke

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Rusev gonna smash a fuckin iPad!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i too have tablet stupid american dog

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Oh no! Russian hackers!

bartok
May 10, 2006



My old grey cat just yawned at New Day and I don't disagree with her assessment.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

Okay.... but why would anybody watch it?

It's on in the middle of the afternoon and is slightly hipper than Extra or Entertainment Tonight, I guess?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Oh no, Russian hackers!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
goddamn big e

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Russians are hackers, right?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

exploded mummy posted:

Ice cream cannon

a huge cylinder of steel, spurting hundreds of gallons of sticky goodness that everyone wants to swallow

and something that shoots ice cream, that would be fun too

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

exploded mummy posted:

Oh my god it's a Russian hacking joke

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lana and Rusev sparring verbally. Nice. I like this feud for the plans.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Lana hacked the New Day's ice cream blueprints.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Does anyone have a good stream? My usual one seems to be dead.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Fake news.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

You know she Russian right?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
LMAO BIG E

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You know she Russian, right?

:thurman:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i liked that delivery on the russian joke

bartok
May 10, 2006



Big E is a dirty boy

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

exploded mummy posted:

Oh my god it's a Russian hacking joke

WWE Raw, always on the cutting edge of popular culture.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
the russians hacked our drat ice cream

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
"You know she's Russian, right?"

RAW can't peak any higher this evening, good night everyone!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a pinch of owl

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lana being a hacker is goofy and funny

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Who... who is this segment for....!?!

I'm getting older and more out of touch with every passing second :gonk:

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
That line was probably one of the best topical references WWE has done in ever.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Aaaaahahaha

I am enjoying this.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
WWE: Were Russia and Bulgaria are the same country.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Booty Juice.

Also, the very nonchalant way Big E said "You know she Russian, right?" was great.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

i liked that delivery on the russian joke

Same, that was loving wonderful and got a grin out of me.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
i should have turned this off an hour ago

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DoctorGonzo posted:

WWE: Were Russia and Bulgaria are the same country.

Lana has always been kayfabe Russian, dawg.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DoctorGonzo posted:

WWE: Were Russia and Bulgaria are the same country.

Rusev is Bulgarian.

Lana is Russian. Gainesville, Russia. It's in the southern part, near the coast.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The New Day should contact Barron for their C Y B E R problems.

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