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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Who... who is this segment for....!?!

I'm getting older and more out of touch with every passing second :gonk:


Sky Shadowing posted:

That line was probably one of the best topical references WWE has done in ever.


VJeff posted:

Aaaaahahaha

I am enjoying this.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Give Big E every title. Or any title.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


So we get Bo/Jinder/Rusev vs. the New Day for Fastlane? Could be fun.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Big E is gold

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DoctorGonzo posted:

WWE: Were Russia and Bulgaria are the same country.

Lana has always been billed from Russia.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I hope Rusev and the New Day have a whole Wrestlemania feud over ice cream.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"A hollow plot to poison the youth!"

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Great. Now we get a bunch of hacking jokes on commentary.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Okay, that was a great joke but they are immediately proceeding to say "IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOKE."

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Shame every swole black guy who got a main event push was dull as dishwasher. Big E was just a few years too late.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Rhonne posted:

I hope Rusev and the New Day have a whole Wrestlemania feud over ice cream.

Handsome Ice Cream!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DeepDickPizza posted:

Great. Now we get a bunch of hacking jokes on commentary.

Better that than the walking punchline that is Trump

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Does anyone have a working stream? My go-to seems to have died.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009


techno weenie

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Rhonne posted:

I hope Rusev and the New Day have a whole Wrestlemania feud over ice cream.

I'd be okay with New Day "hosting" Wrestlemania if it turned into a bitchin' backstage brawl with Rusev and his jacked friend in the turban

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Nice catch.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
That's not how hacking works, Xavier!

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Look at that feat of strength!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I love Xavier shouting KEEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAA

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
So none of the writers understand how technology works, apparently. Or Vince wrote the whole thing by himself.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Does anyone have a working stream? My go-to seems to have died.

http://nowfeed2all.eu/watch/513353/1/watch-wwe-monday-night-raw.html is working, make sure you've got your adblock running though

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
:siren: ATTENTION KUNG-FU GRIP OR WHOEVER MAKES THE DISCUSSION THREAD :siren:

I demand the discussion thread have a poll:

Rusev Ice Cream or New Day Ice Cream

Oh my god this is a loving cartoon and I love it.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Kofi's dead

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She's really upset about losing those plans that included unicorns.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
AMERICA IS SAFE

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
U
S
A

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This Raw has actually been moderately cheering me up in a time of sorrow. Raw has. Not SmackDown. Raw.

Maybe life will be okay after all. :3:

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
"DESTROY THE EVIDENCE"

crowd starts chanting *U S A*

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Wh....why not just take the iPad and run with it?

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Wow, Kofi really doesn't look stable, that dive might've hosed him up.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
This is the most cartoon wrestling I've ever seen. And I've seen Kaiju Big Battel.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
We just watched Apollo Creed's gamer son destroy an iPad for America.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Aphrodite posted:

She's really upset about losing those plans that included unicorns.

I hope she sues Woods for destruction of property.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

So none of the writers understand how technology works, apparently. Or Vince wrote the whole thing by himself.

Look in cartoon WWE logic Lana can only hack the new day if she has the exact same tablet they have.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Was that a Rusty Trombone joke

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The ref loudly yelling "END THE MATCH"

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So nothing for Ivan? Also George was fantastic in Ed Wood it was perfect casting.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahhh man I used to get such a kick out of George The Animal Steele when I was a kid.

Have they mentioned Koloff or Bass tonight?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

SilverMike posted:

Wow, Kofi really doesn't look stable, that dive might've hosed him up.

He landed on his head.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CBJSprague24 posted:

Wh....why not just take the iPad and run with it?

That's no fun. Now Xavier ripping it apart like a hulk hogan tshirt, that's some *VROOOOOOOM* god dammit i cant wait for fastlane to be over.

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