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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

I want the entire basis of this feud to be that Jack thinks calling yourself King of the Cruiserweights is disrespectful to Queen Elizabeth II

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I've spent the last hour trying to turn John Cena's sex scene with Amy Schumer into a perfect looping gif but it keeps being off by a little bit. :(

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Jack definitely voted to remain

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

That lens got super greasy.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








man that was THE GOOD CHINA

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Wait why is Jack's music the opening to Bizet's Carmen

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jack looked loving fantastic there. That's really well done.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Now make it so he slowly fades out of reality.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

MotU posted:

and out comes The Ripper

The inevitable heel turn is "I guess it's time for Jack... to LET 'ER RIP!"

nanomachines, son

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Nearly 800 pounds will fill the ring" *Jack and Neville waiting on the side with bags*

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Maxwell Lord posted:

Wait why is Jack's music the opening to Bizet's Carmen

Reasons.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

I've spent the last hour trying to turn John Cena's sex scene with Amy Schumer into a perfect looping gif but it keeps being off by a little bit. :(

Sure, THAT is why you've spent the last hour on it :heysexy:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Gallagher does have a sweet headbutt

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne posted:

Now make it so he slowly fades out of reality.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

fart blood posted:

I've spent the last hour trying to turn John Cena's sex scene with Amy Schumer into a perfect looping gif but it keeps being off by a little bit. :(

Post it here so we can all tweet it at Dolph nonstop

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Jack Gallagher is dumb and I hope Neville beats him sufficiently at the Vroom show.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Blaise330 posted:

How is Jack so intimidating while being so tiny and polite?

Bryan inherited the power from Tazz and had to pass it on to someone else now that he's retired.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

tecnocrat posted:

Jack looked loving fantastic there. That's really well done.

He's one of the most legit badasses on the entire roster. Even in his feud with Daivari he'd try to be polite for like 2 minutes then just go "fine gently caress it, lets throw hands".

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

tecnocrat posted:

Jack looked loving fantastic there. That's really well done.

I'm totally behind him now. That was a good segment.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

MotU posted:

and out comes The Ripper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md-n4aYHw-M

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Jack Gallagher is the best wrestler in the world and should win every championship immediately

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Ghost Recon: Latin America Regime Change

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That one segment was a better build for Neville/Gallagher than the several weeks preceding it put together.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jack-chan noooo :cry:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Gallagher's next feud should be with a Canadian, where they try to out-polite each other. Never even make it to the ring because they keep holding the door for the other guy.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Is it about time to see Alicia Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Writer Cath posted:

Gallagher's next feud should be with a Canadian, where they try to out-polite each other. Never even make it to the ring because they keep holding the door for the other guy.

Funny enough that's more likely to happen with Mustafa Ali than anyone else.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

nia jax has eyes

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Wanna see Nia Jax take a Rock Bottom.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Writer Cath posted:

Gallagher's next feud should be with a Canadian, where they try to out-polite each other. Never even make it to the ring because they keep holding the door for the other guy.

Sami & Jack doing this gimmick while Owens is in the background exasperately :sigh:ing and :rolleyes:.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
This is the jobber-iest jobber I've seen in a while.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Codependent Poster posted:

Is it about time to see Alicia Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks?

They gotta change the ropes back, do a match, then change the ropes purple again before we see that.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Another week of Raw and I still like Nia Jax. Time for a local talent to die.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

Gallagher's next feud should be with a Canadian, where they try to out-polite each other. Never even make it to the ring because they keep holding the door for the other guy.

Just once, I'd like to see a contract signing go off without a hitch. Just both people sign, shake hands, and leave the ring without incident. Everyone in the arena would be utterly baffled.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



poo poo, my rent money was on Sara Pierce

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



So Broad Strowman gets another squash. Yawn.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Poor albino jobber.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

FOLEY

BRING ME SOME COMPETITION

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Breasts

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I swear every jobber is trying to outdo each other in the "Who has the flattest rear end?" contest.

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