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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


annoyed the void.

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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Nap Ghost
Not a trailer per se, but...

https://twitter.com/BonafideBlack/status/833709665410117632

SHANE, WHY IS THERE A loving LITTLE KID IN THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!

:fuckoff:

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Dillbag posted:

SHANE, WHY IS THERE A loving LITTLE KID IN THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!

:fuckoff:

Shane uses kids really well, though.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Alehkhs posted:

I didn't expect Domino's Pizza to go so dark with their newest ad campaign...

The Void

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8-PgUzkUU8

This looks really neat.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Dillbag posted:

SHANE, WHY IS THERE A loving LITTLE KID IN THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!

:fuckoff:

Have you seen a Shane Black movie? Or his last 2 at least. He's good with kids in his movies.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Dillbag posted:

Not a trailer per se, but...

https://twitter.com/BonafideBlack/status/833709665410117632

SHANE, WHY IS THERE A loving LITTLE KID IN THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!

:fuckoff:

Do you know how easy it is to kill a Predator? Just get it riled up enough that it gets cocky, and then drop something large on it.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Dillbag posted:

Not a trailer per se, but...

https://twitter.com/BonafideBlack/status/833709665410117632

SHANE, WHY IS THERE A loving LITTLE KID IN THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!

:fuckoff:

There was a kid in Aliens

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Predator fanboy: "What the Hell are you?"
Baby spitting up: "w-a-a-a-a-a, tii, hey-a-a-a-oooo"

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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Nap Ghost
Ok, Shane is good with kids, I will give him that. I guess I just have PTSD from every movie that had a stupid little kid save the day, like from Jurassic Park onwards.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Dillbag posted:

Not a trailer per se, but...

https://twitter.com/BonafideBlack/status/833709665410117632

SHANE, WHY IS THERE A loving LITTLE KID IN THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!

:fuckoff:

Want some candy?

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Dillbag posted:

Ok, Shane is good with kids, I will give him that. I guess I just have PTSD from every movie that had a stupid little kid save the day, like from Jurassic Park onwards.

When does Lex act stupid?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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Nap Ghost

K. Waste posted:

When does Lex act stupid?

jfc stupid as a pejorative, not as a description of individual character traits

Sometimes I forget I'm in C.D...

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Alehkhs posted:

I didn't expect Domino's Pizza to go so dark with their newest ad campaign...

The Void

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8-PgUzkUU8

Oh hell yes, need more Lovecraftian films in my life.

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


K. Waste posted:

When does Lex act stupid?

I did think it was dumb that Tim didn't walk over and hand Grant the shotgun.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



it's v ageist to disbelieve a child can help solve things

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Dillbag posted:

jfc stupid as a pejorative, not as a description of individual character traits

Sometimes I forget I'm in C.D...

When I said these words I didn't think you'd take them literally!

Does anyone else get tripped up reading internet abreviations? It always takes me a second to remember what jfc and tfw mean.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Toon me an hour to figure out what the gently caress you nerds talking about "ToL" meant, so yeah.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Dillbag posted:

jfc stupid as a pejorative, not as a description of individual character traits

Sometimes I forget I'm in C.D...

What is stupid about Lex and Tim in Jurassic Park?

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


K. Waste posted:

What is stupid about Lex and Tim in Jurassic Park?

Again I don't think they're stupid but boy, Tim really should've helped them with the shotgun.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I'm pretty sure 7 year old me just found the girl in Jurassic Park really attractive.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

The MSJ posted:

I'm pretty sure 7 year old me just found the girl in Jurassic Park really attractive.

Yeah sure, Aaron. :aatrek:

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

plz dont pull out posted:

Again I don't think they're stupid but boy, Tim really should've helped them with the shotgun.

You're right, the version where there's less tension would be more exciting.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



maybe the kid will die like the one in avp: requiem

i honestly don't remember much about the movie other than "the kid gets killed???" and at least half the body counts are shown in the trailer

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


K. Waste posted:

You're right, the version where there's less tension would be more exciting.

All I'm saying is that he really dropped the ball. Would've only taken him like 3 seconds tops to go grab it then he could've gone back and watched his sister play around on the file explorer.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

plz dont pull out posted:

All I'm saying is that he really dropped the ball. Would've only taken him like 3 seconds tops to go grab it then he could've gone back and watched his sister play around on the file explorer.

He's staying by his sister because he feels safer around her. She was gonna lock the doors anyway, and we have no reason to believe loving dirt scientists are handy with the ol' shotgun. The objective was not to engage raptors.

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


K. Waste posted:

He's staying by his sister because he feels safer around her. She was gonna lock the doors anyway, and we have no reason to believe loving dirt scientists are handy with the ol' shotgun. The objective was not to engage raptors.

Well everybody else in the room seemed to be making themselves useful. But lil Timmy felt his purpose was best served yelling at his sister on the computer (honestly he was probably stressing her out. C'mon kid). And while Grant ain't a marksman, I'm pretty sure there was a reason he brought it with him in the first place. I'm pretty sure everyone here would be more comfortable being chased by raptors with a shotgun than without.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

plz dont pull out posted:

Well everybody else in the room seemed to be making themselves useful. But lil Timmy felt his purpose was best served yelling at his sister on the computer (honestly he was probably stressing her out. C'mon kid). And while Grant ain't a marksman, I'm pretty sure there was a reason he brought it with him in the first place. I'm pretty sure everyone here would be more comfortable being chased by raptors with a shotgun than without.

Like a bed of nails is comfortable.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
Friend sent me this clip recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1VQkTTT7M

I like how Belle does not act like anything that is said about her, and instead roams around like a human robot executing program 22A.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets
The Once and Future Retelling

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbePJOLdjY

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Alehkhs posted:

The Once and Future Retelling

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbePJOLdjY

This movie has one of the most incoherent marketing strategies I've ever seen.

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


StarMinstrel posted:

Friend sent me this clip recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1VQkTTT7M

I like how Belle does not act like anything that is said about her, and instead roams around like a human robot executing program 22A.

It overall seems a lot livelier and more colorful than the trailer seemed to let on which is an improvement, but like you said Emma Watson seems to be acting in a different movie. Understated I guess is the most favorable way to put it. Also does this shot right here look weird to anyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1VQkTTT7M&t=28s

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Kids: well known for being able to think calmly and rationally when under extreme stress.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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The Saddest Rhino posted:

maybe the kid will die like the one in avp: requiem

i honestly don't remember much about the movie other than "the kid gets killed???" and at least half the body counts are shown in the trailer

It's funny that they wanted to go back to the roots with AvP-R by murdering children violently when such a thing never happened in either franchise. Newt might count, but it was off screen and not drawn out for sick laughs.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Deakul posted:

Oh hell yes, need more Lovecraftian films in my life.

I need fewer films that blatantly steal from John Carpenter in my life. The effects, logo and half the premise are lifted directly from The Thing, the rest of the setup is his favoured "Rio Bravo" scenario.

Moreau
Jul 26, 2009

Alehkhs posted:

The Once and Future Retelling

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbePJOLdjY

Sweet lord above, this looks awful.

I do not understand why it is so difficult for Hollywood to do a medieval movie, and why Hollywood keeps returning to this particularly tainted well.

I would say the Crusades are right there, but then I remember Kingdom of Heaven and I just start incoherently screeching...

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Don't worry, Robin Hood: Origins just started filming and set photos show that they're tackling the Crusades. Whew!

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

plz dont pull out posted:

It overall seems a lot livelier and more colorful than the trailer seemed to let on which is an improvement, but like you said Emma Watson seems to be acting in a different movie. Understated I guess is the most favorable way to put it. Also does this shot right here look weird to anyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1VQkTTT7M&t=28s

Yeah, that's one of the worst inserts I've ever seen in a major film.

The photography is really underwhelming in general. That shot is egregious, and the rest are really bland. It's a shame, given how much love seems to have been put into the art direction, set design, and costumes.

And yes, Emma Watson's performance is totally out of sync with the rest of the scene.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Most of those clips are usually cut way down, so perhaps that's the reason for the weirdness of the shot? Might have actually flowed from another or something.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
King Arthur looks like it could be dumb fun. I like Jude Law looking like a reject from Jack the Giant Slayer :lol:

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Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

I can't unsee that Watson looks like the Gaston faceswap meme. It's probably the eyebrows.

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