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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Applesnots posted:

A few years ago my girlfriend had an injection of some kind of radioactive dye, I am guessing iodine 131. And man that poo poo was HOT. I have some uranium ore samples, some marbles, glass and some americurium from a smoke detector, but drat. she would set my giger counter to its overload when she was outside! Ten feet away! through a cinder block wall! Her spit would do the same thing. it was nuts. My giger counter has a little alarm that would beep when it was trying to say, Hey, this is not safe.

does she have super powers?

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Speaking of radiation OSHA, I was the IT manager for a small civil engineering firm about a decade ago. My office, such as it was, also served as the filing room and the server room. And the "other duties as assigned (without telling the occupant ahead of time)" room. Usually, it wasn't anything egregiously annoying, but one morning, I came around the corner, and three strangers wearing radiation badges were huddled around a tangle of equipment on the floor next to my servers.

"Uh...hi? Why are you wearing rad badges in my office?"

"We're calibrating the source in the well tester." I believe it was a medium potency bit of Americium on a steel cable that could be dropped into wells to check for...stuff. I don't know, I was there to fix the bleeps and blinks, not fix infrastructure.

"Cool. Um. That's great and all, but why here?"

"It's the only place in the building without carpet." Oh. Makes perfect sense.

"I'm guessing I'm not authorized to work in here with you."

One guy laughed. "Nope!" The other two guys did not laugh.

They did let me in long enough to collect my laptop, after which I wandered into the senior hydrogeologist/former IT guy's office to camp out, where he was playing a ukelele cover of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," because my morning wasn't surreal enough as it was.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

They did let me in long enough to collect my laptop, after which I wandered into the senior hydrogeologist/former IT guy's office to camp out, where he was playing a ukelele cover of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," because my morning wasn't surreal enough as it was.
I think you may have actually been working at The Office.

Alereon
Feb 6, 2004

Dehumanize yourself and face to Trumpshed
College Slice

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

where he was playing a ukelele cover of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," because my morning wasn't surreal enough as it was.
Yeah this is totally a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k

IZ owns gently caress the haters

Edit: I didn't pay enough attention and thought I was in a chat thread, I hope the IZ video makes up for the useless post.

Alereon fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Feb 20, 2017

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Okay. I like this way way better than the old "scary buildings" idea that won't work.

quote:

How to send a message 10,000 Years into the future.

This is The Ray Cat Solution:

1. Engineer cats that change colour in response to radiation.

2. Create the culture/legend/history that if your cat changes colour, you should move some place else.

Step 2 is already great: https://emperorx.bandcamp.com/album/10000-year-earworm-to-discourage-settlement-near-nuclear-waste-repositories

Carbon dioxide fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Feb 20, 2017

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

"It's the only place in the building without carpet." Oh. Makes perfect sense.

What's the logic of this, exactly? Is there something in carpeting that would screw up their meters? Are they worried about static electricity buildup doing...something? Or is it about it being easier to find stuff/clean up on a hard floor, in case they somehow lose a piece of the source? If that's a risk, why the hell are they doing it indoors instead of in a lab? For that matter, why are they doing it indoors in a human-occupied space at all, instead of in the garage or something?

So many questions.

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Somehow I missed that bit, in that case all went as expected.

Little late but yea, it was bad. On-site medics probably earned their pay that day.

The most serious injury we've had on my site occurred before I started. From what I've heard, a welder sparked a cloud of flammable gas that he was standing in and the flash burnt a good portion of his body that wasn't covered by PPE/FRC. They landed a helicopter in the center of the site and flew him to a burn center.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

iroc.dis posted:

Little late but yea, it was bad. On-site medics probably earned their pay that day.

The most serious injury we've had on my site occurred before I started. From what I've heard, a welder sparked a cloud of flammable gas that he was standing in and the flash burnt a good portion of his body that wasn't covered by PPE/FRC. They landed a helicopter in the center of the site and flew him to a burn center.

Our training school has had few injuries, but there was one incident where an instructor decided to let a student (unsupervised) climb up a ladder to fix a light bulb that blew. He promptly fell off and broke his back.

The same instructor did almost crush my head like an eggshell with a crane once. He's no longer allowed onto any equipment.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
http://i.imgur.com/NFyquGm.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013




The truck was full up, you see.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



Ugh exposed rebar always makes my bootyhole cinch up

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

I'm surprised it's not Colin Furze.

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing

Carecat posted:

I'm surprised it's not Colin Furze.

Is it Finns? The equipment is too nice to be Russians.

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

Anta posted:

Is it Finns? The equipment is too nice to be Russians.

Yeah, the Dudesons are Finnish.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

From the spaceflight thread:

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

What's the logic of this, exactly? Is there something in carpeting that would screw up their meters? Are they worried about static electricity buildup doing...something? Or is it about it being easier to find stuff/clean up on a hard floor, in case they somehow lose a piece of the source? If that's a risk, why the hell are they doing it indoors instead of in a lab? For that matter, why are they doing it indoors in a human-occupied space at all, instead of in the garage or something?

So many questions.

In the event that any of the source material escapes containment, a non-porous hard floor without seams means you can get almost all of it back.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Alereon posted:

Edit: I didn't pay enough attention and thought I was in a chat thread, I hope the IZ video makes up for the useless post.

All IZ forgiven.

Carecat posted:

I'm surprised it's not Colin Furze.

Nah, Furze doesn't include safety harnesses in any of his stuff. Including the 360 degree swing. Even though he knows he gets disoriented easily. And eTven when he threw a loving motor and propeller on it.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Powered Descent posted:

From the spaceflight thread:

Haha, you can FEEL how much the two uniformed guys looking at him want to say something about it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PostNouveau posted:

Haha, you can FEEL how much the two uniformed guys looking at him want to say something about it.

“He might kill us all, but if I say something, he’ll definitely kill me.”

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Phanatic posted:

Jeff Porcaro, the drummer for Toto, literally died in a bizarre gardening accident.

Yeah, nah.

quote:

Steve Lukather: I spoke to him the day he passed... he said, 'yeah, man I'll see you this weekend and we'll have a BBQ at the house and we'll go clean up the yard'... and that's when he got poison on himself and it turns out he had a bad heart anyway. He had two uncles that died when they were 40 years old from heart disease so it was genetic... this whole drug thing that came out, it's so insidious, and I hate the loving fact cause he was never the bad drug guy... he'd be the guy going "what are you guys doing staying up all night, you idiots"... in the late '70s and early '80s it was crazy man, we're not gonna deny any of it, but by the time he passed it was never, I don't know, people just love to roam the dirty laundry as Henley wrote you know... and you read this Wikipedia poo poo, that's right there, it's like does anybody ever do homework on these facts... he just had a genetic predisposition... this whole thing with his arms hurting and all this, he was always, 'my arms, my muscles', it wasn't his muscles, it was the fact that the blood was not getting to the extremities, he had hardening of the arteries at 38 years old.

Interviewer: How long was he complaining of the pain in the arms?

Steve Lukather: Years, it was debilitating to the point where touring became difficult for him.

This is pretty hosed up.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Applesnots posted:

A few years ago my girlfriend had an injection of some kind of radioactive dye, I am guessing iodine 131. And man that poo poo was HOT. I have some uranium ore samples, some marbles, glass and some americurium from a smoke detector, but drat. she would set my giger counter to its overload when she was outside! Ten feet away! through a cinder block wall! Her spit would do the same thing. it was nuts. My giger counter has a little alarm that would beep when it was trying to say, Hey, this is not safe.

My MIL had a thyroid ablation procedure done last year that involved some sort of radioactive iodine superdose. The specialists recommended she and her husband sleep in different beds and told her not to prolong bodily contact with others.

Worked like a charm though now she's notably less crazy and we can drive places with her during winter without having the AC maxed.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Measly Twerp posted:

Yeah, nah.


This is pretty hosed up.

This is way, way worse. Jeepers...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://fat.gfycat.com/MintyCarefreeAlleycat.mp4

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

RyokoTK posted:

That kid looks like he's the site supervisor, the way he's walking over like that.

The kid is the best part. I'm imagining him saying something like "you dumb motherfucker we better not get a citation over this."

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Three-Phase posted:

Man that's a pretty solid deadbolt. Or the guy there is just super weak as hell.

Or they moved a refrigerator in front of the door or something. Or a chair. https://youtu.be/sR1XZMO5YeE

Probably just a uPVC door and frame - they're really pretty strong but more importantly they bounce really loving well, makes them almost impossible to smash open. Does make them really easy to open with a wedge though, but that doesn't look anywhere near as cool.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

The approach to the old Hong Kong airport was pretty much that, but done with 747s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G251YEUWxR4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
http://i.imgur.com/6wmDgG7.mp4
Pure skillz

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

I almost didn't notice that truck subtly tilting 45 degrees. Thank god for that red circle

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Koreans love their circles :shrug:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






goddamnedtwisto posted:

The approach to the old Hong Kong airport was pretty much that, but done with 747s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G251YEUWxR4

Wasn't Kai Tak the one where there was a checkerboard pattern on some mountain which signalled where pilots needed to start some blind turn?

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Powered Descent posted:

From the spaceflight thread:

This could simplify power politics in east Asia.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DkKuUGy5qM

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

I'm the car that decided the best course of action was to accelerate and pass under the truck

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

dragon enthusiast posted:

I'm the car that decided the best course of action was to accelerate and pass under the truck

They've seen enough action movies to know that's the safest place to be.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

So that's what it looks like when a driver uses scissors maneuver to change lanes.

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Feb 21, 2017

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycYtSVqs1I

keep your hard hat on at all times

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

spankmeister posted:

Wasn't Kai Tak the one where there was a checkerboard pattern on some mountain which signalled where pilots needed to start some blind turn?

Yes.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005



This appeared in my office this morning. Attached to a 4'x8' piece of glass 8 stories up in the air. There's a ladder nearby, maybe they're fixing it? No hard hats though, and it's business as usual around the office.

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Frozen Pizza Party posted:



This appeared in my office this morning. Attached to a 4'x8' piece of glass 8 stories up in the air. There's a ladder nearby, maybe they're fixing it? No hard hats though, and it's business as usual around the office.

My office is on the 12th floor of a building with floor-to-ceiling windows. There's only a 3 inch lip at the base of the window to keep me pushing away from my desk and out the window. And at least one window blows out randomly each quarter. I'm a little paranoid, to say the least.

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