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ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Just a heads up, a new Vol II is down to $18 and change on amazon

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I'd forgotten how overtly tone-deaf I Accuse My Parents is from start to finish. It's like it was written by an alien who learned about society from reading Goofus and Gallant cartoons. Also the Gypsy lip sync segment just struck me funny and I lost it for awhile. I'd seen this one most recently before my rewatch and I still somehow completely forgot about it. I hope the show maintains some of its earnest goofiness, as hard as that is in this self-aware, postmodern age for comedy.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I just watched Kitten With A Whip today and I'd like to submit it as one of the 'totally watchable on it's own' movies. It's certainly an absurd melodrama that plays into the moral panic at these newfangled "teen-agers" at the time, but it's a totally competent and fairly well-acted example of the genre.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yeah it has a certain intensity that's helped by Ann Margaret being, well, Ann Margaret.

"You turned off Doodles Weaver!"

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Bicyclops posted:

I'd forgotten how overtly tone-deaf I Accuse My Parents is from start to finish. It's like it was written by an alien who learned about society from reading Goofus and Gallant cartoons. Also the Gypsy lip sync segment just struck me funny and I lost it for awhile. I'd seen this one most recently before my rewatch and I still somehow completely forgot about it. I hope the show maintains some of its earnest goofiness, as hard as that is in this self-aware, postmodern age for comedy.

I'm still confused as to how Jimmy having absentee parents caused him to write bad checks and get involved with the mob.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

I'm still confused as to how Jimmy having absentee parents caused him to write bad checks and get involved with the mob.

Since I assume the target audience was parents, the idea would be that even something that simple could produce a bad kid to make decent parents work harder and have it be a weaksauce problem so that bad parents might feel ashamed in comparison.

Space aliens writing it based on old Highlife magazines makes way more sense.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

muscles like this! posted:

I'm still confused as to how Jimmy having absentee parents caused him to write bad checks and get involved with the mob.

His mom was drinking, Muscles. Drinking!!!

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
His parents were Nick and Nora Charles, that's what their kid's life was like because he didn't go on their crime-solving adventures

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I'm not positive that OK Connery is even worse than the Lazenby bond movie.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Bicyclops posted:

I'm not positive that OK Connery is even worse than the Lazenby bond movie.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is no where near the worst bond movie.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Kitten With a Whip has one of my favorite show moments where Ann-Margaret gets into the bed at the start of the movie and they do the voice of the stuffed animal she sleeps with.

:camera zooms in on stuffed animal's eyes:

"REMAIN CALM!"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

The Ape of Naples posted:

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is no where near the worst bond movie.

It's actually one of the top tier ones for me. Lazenby is serviceable and sells the hell out of the ending, Rigg more than makes up for his weaknesses, and questionable gender politics aside, the story's one of the stronger ones in the franchise.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah it has a certain intensity that's helped by Ann Margaret being, well, Ann Margaret.

"You turned off Doodles Weaver!"

The guy playing the leader of Ann-Margaret's gang is also pretty fun with his whole intellectual thug shtick.

It actually feels like there's fewer riffs than usual, almost like Mike and the guys are just watching the movie too.

Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Feb 20, 2017

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

TL posted:

I think they said it was because of their attempt to tell somewhat of an ongoing story once they got to Sci Fi that it was hard to shoehorn letters into the end of the episode.

Maybe they'll go the other way for the new ones. Bobo and Brain Guy were alright, but the time travel stuff was just kinda in the way.

I know I'm gonna get piled on, but the invention exchange was sub-Carrotop prop comedy, and I hope they don't revive it. Cringey every time.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Gaz-L posted:

It's actually one of the top tier ones for me. Lazenby is serviceable and sells the hell out of the ending, Rigg more than makes up for his weaknesses, and questionable gender politics aside, the story's one of the stronger ones in the franchise.


He's so bad they dub over the lines where he has to pretend to be somebody else and stuff him in a snow suit through half the movie so you don't have to look at him (and that's not the only dubbing in the film). Telly Sevalas can't seem to decide if he wants to go full Donald Pleasance or try to take the role a little seriously, and that whole confusion is everywhere, from the endless ski chases to the periodic mugging at the camera.

It's arguably not the worst bond, if only because "worst" is a difficult thing to define and a lot of the other movies have more glaring racism or give up entirely on being serious, (and intentional camp or self-parody is, at the last, very subjective), but it is very definitely among the worst.

The Neil Connery one might almost be better because it at least makes a definitive decision to be absurd and just hit the James Bond notes.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

i could watch an entire movie of ann margaret calling things creamy.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Barudak posted:

Since I assume the target audience was parents, the idea would be that even something that simple could produce a bad kid to make decent parents work harder and have it be a weaksauce problem so that bad parents might feel ashamed in comparison.
It's basically the evolutionary ancestor of Lifetime movies.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Gaz-L posted:

I just watched Kitten With A Whip today and I'd like to submit it as one of the 'totally watchable on it's own' movies. It's certainly an absurd melodrama that plays into the moral panic at these newfangled "teen-agers" at the time, but it's a totally competent and fairly well-acted example of the genre.

Plus you get a Sylvester cartoon out of it.

I agree with Mike & the bots that the movie's biggest sin is having its protagonist be such a dope.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Plus you get a Sylvester cartoon out of it.

I agree with Mike & the bots that the movie's biggest sin is having its protagonist be such a dope.

You have to suspect the respectability of Forsyth's character if the public would be so ready to think he's a perv.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

My favorite "moral panic" film is Racket Girls It's got the psychologist from Glen or Glenda as the most passive mobster in history, and the extended wrestling scenes has me wishing for Jim Ross, Bobby Heenan-hell, I'd loving take Tony Schaivone!-to give a play-by-play. The lack of music until the last scene is bafflingly hilarious. Also the last host segment with Mike, Tom & Crow in wrestling garb and nicknames was incredible.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

SirPhoebos posted:

My favorite "moral panic" film is Racket Girls It's got the psychologist from Glen or Glenda as the most passive mobster in history, and the extended wrestling scenes has me wishing for Jim Ross, Bobby Heenan-hell, I'd loving take Tony Schaivone!-to give a play-by-play.

Whoa, whoa whoa...let's not say things we can't take back here.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The Violent Years is funny just because of the wonky bit where the girls are hired by communists to trash their school.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
I think The Sinister Urge is the best MST3K "moral panic" film, partly because of its' laughable look into the inner workings of porn ("he's the kindly old pornographer"), and partly because of the two lazy-rear end cops investigating the whole thing ("let's rest a while").

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I think The Sinister Urge is the best MST3K "moral panic" film, partly because of its' laughable look into the inner workings of porn ("he's the kindly old pornographer"), and partly because of the two lazy-rear end cops investigating the whole thing ("let's rest a while").

I was going to mention this one but I got lazy. Its a pretty good "moral panic" film. Especially the murderer crazed by porn.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
They get a lot of mileage out of Gloria.

"LET'S DRINK A LOT!"

Clouseau
Aug 3, 2003

My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie.
I hope they get a good moral panic/teen issues movie in the new season.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Clouseau posted:

I hope they get a good moral panic/teen issues movie in the new season.

Cyberbu//y or Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life are too perfect to hope for.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

I always thought Teenage Crime Wave was surprisingly watchable.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Village of the Giants has the most annoying teen cast. Also giant fake legs.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Joel said on Facebook that they've delivered all 14 episodes to Netflix. Apparently, Netflix does about 30 days of quality control, then they go up. So hopefully in a little over a month we'll all be watching new MST3K.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Village of the Giants has the most annoying teen cast. Also giant fake legs.

I'd go with Teenage Strangler. Mikey? C'mon.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I finally got around to watching all of "The Projected Man" and it was better than I gave it credit for. In some ways it reminded me of earlier MST3ks. I think it's because Tom had a crush on one of women in it.
"I want her Mike..."

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Ape of Naples posted:

I finally got around to watching all of "The Projected Man" and it was better than I gave it credit for. In some ways it reminded me of earlier MST3ks. I think it's because Tom had a crush on one of women in it.
"I want her Mike..."

Well, she was cuter than The Creepy Girl.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I have to agree.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

TL posted:

Joel said on Facebook that they've delivered all 14 episodes to Netflix. Apparently, Netflix does about 30 days of quality control, then they go up. So hopefully in a little over a month we'll all be watching new MST3K.

Aheh heh, well, I just finished The Brain That Wouldn't Die in my rewatch so I guess I'd better pick up the pace!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
My watch/rewatch (it turns out I haven't seen every episode) is close to the finish, and if I time it out right, I'll get to Diabolik the day the new experiments come out.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
I haven't revisited Diabolik in years because it made me sad that it was the last one. :gbsmith:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ms Boods posted:

I haven't revisited Diabolik in years because it made me sad that it was the last one. :gbsmith:

The ending was perfect though.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

https://twitter.com/jelvisweinstein/status/833876794470068225

Did we know Josh had cancer? It certainly explains why he hasn't been involved in anything since the end of CT.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Ballz posted:

https://twitter.com/jelvisweinstein/status/833876794470068225

Did we know Josh had cancer? It certainly explains why he hasn't been involved in anything since the end of CT.

last year he directed a documentary called I Need You to Kill, its not on imdb I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqFSbgJFM_k

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

TL posted:

Joel said on Facebook that they've delivered all 14 episodes to Netflix. Apparently, Netflix does about 30 days of quality control, then they go up. So hopefully in a little over a month we'll all be watching new MST3K.

I assume they're (Netflix) going to hold the Christmas special until December, though?

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