purple death ray posted:

What the gently caress is greytiding

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I guess I should have added that people think he killed himself before the mafia got the chance to.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

To a certain degree that's true for everybody who's ever committed suicide though

twoday posted:

Does he have someone else tape his tie for him or is he just sitting at the desk in the Oval Office loving around with the tape dispenser and doing that himself?

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

in Space Station 13 the Staff Assistants wear grey suits. For some reason people think there should be no rules and Staff Assistants should be able to cause complete murderous chaos every round and get really mad when they get in trouble for this

OMGVBFLOL posted:

sounds like greytiding is some high-quality old-school goonery, good for them

goons who get together to play games correctly by the rules still weird me out

OMGVBFLOL posted:

sounds like greytiding is some high-quality old-school goonery, good for them

goons who get together to play games correctly by the rules still weird me out

OMGVBFLOL posted:

sounds like greytiding is some high-quality old-school goonery, good for them

goons who get together to play games correctly by the rules still weird me out

OMGVBFLOL posted:

sounds like greytiding is some high-quality old-school goonery, good for them

goons who get together to play games correctly by the rules still weird me out

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I like when the admin deleted chemistry because they kept on making bombs, and then removed the cleaning products because they kept on making bombs, and finally gave up when they figured out how to destroy the station with potato chips and water.

Outrail posted:

Is there a thread for this game that can explain what the hell you're all talking about so I don't derail with questions?

Outrail posted:

Is there a thread for this game that can explain what the hell you're all talking about so I don't derail with questions?

Coolguye posted:

I wish I could find the screencaps on the wiki of the time Pope[crunch] went absolutely loving apeshit on Chemistry. He murdered all the Chemists, and deleted everything that could potentially be used to do chemistry, even in the kitchen. He sent announcements at each step in this process, getting more and more furious each time someone found some other way to do chemistry on the station. Dozens of people asked "what did the chemists do???" over and over again.

And the next CentCom announcement simply stated: 'THEY EXISTED.'

PopeCrunch posted:

I couldn't figure out how you goatfuckers STILL managed to be terrorists with potato chips and water. YOU FOUND A WAY. I had two coders on IRC combing through reactions trying to figure out exactly how you motherless fucks were managing to make potato chips and water into explosives, and they had no loving idea. It shouldn't have been possible. It couldn't have been possible. I fear for the safety of the world if the people who managed to find a way to do murders with mother loving potato chips and goddamned water ever get recruited by a real world terrorist organization. The headlines the next day will read something like WE'RE ALL hosed: SOME NERD KILLS 3/4 OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WITH A USED BANDAID AND THE SQUEAKER FROM A DOG TOY. THIS SECURITY PHOTO SHOWS THE SUSPECT PURCHASING A STICK OF GUM. DOES HE WANT FRESH BREATH, OR IS HE FINISHING THE JOB? OUR ONLY CONSOLATION IS THAT WE WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE IT COMING. FILM AT 11 IF WE'RE LUCKY. OR UNLUCKY. gently caress IT. WHATEVER. -(AP)

edit to add: I would like to thank the Maker's Mark Distillery for providing me with the liquid courage to have made it through that terrible time

Carmant posted:

Call of Duty Legacy Edition is getting as much space on my local gamestop's window as the Nintendo Switch. Let's face it this thing is dead on arrival.

proof of concept posted:

maybe it will include Track & Field so the OP can get some exercise stomping on the pad thing lol

Knight posted:

OP only respects posters larger than him

Pick posted:

Again, cannot overstate this, it was a torrid love affair. Now, I know if you go on Tumblr, you will see "humanized Tamatoa", which is ridiculous, because the one there with shapeshifting powers is Maui, and they were having gay crab sex

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I was thinking more along the lines of "pushy helicopter parents vicariously living through their actor children"

corn in the bible posted:

does john landis count as a helicopter parent

Alaois posted:

"This is the time and place to defend Milo Yiannopolis, I think" Phanatic said to himself, muffled by his own colon

Cindy Shitbird posted:

My favorite SS13-related anything was the anecdote and/or patch note in which one player manage to deep-fry and eat another player's GUI.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

I would like to know more.

Keru posted:

Basic story is that in BYOND, the framework that SS13 is built in, everything is an object. Including the UI, probably the individual text in chat, everything. Someone figured out a way to grab the UI with their character and eat it.


This is probably one of the lesser weird things that have happened in SS13's history, which includes things like an admin having to try and find a single log/screenshot where someone wasn't farting so he could turn that in to the FBI without having to explain why farting is so ubiqitous on SS13.

hermes meme, top text posted:

THAT JUST RAISES

hermes meme, bottom text posted:

FURTHER QUESTIONS

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

Evilreaver posted:

Combination "SS13" and "Forums Quote" in handy audio form:
Honk Honk Butt

Universe Master posted:

You lose whole atoms all the time, that are then replaced. You lose cells that are replaced. Your thoughts and mind changes all the time. Do you identify as the same person as five year old you? He was made up of totally different stuff and had totally different thoughts.

Applesnots posted:

I still have the same teeth from birth to death though?

Murray Mantoinette posted:

"Continuity of teeth" is one of the more creative counters to the Ship of Theseus "there is no real you" argument I've ever seen

Pastry of the Year posted:

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They're at least cyborgs.

Screaming Idiot posted:

i wanna see grampa take on metal gear rex with a katana

grampatana

Machai posted:

did something happen in Eve?

Lowtax posted:

Randbrick posted:

Remedy/Remedial is a big fat guy

His parents are rich and they paid his way to Harvard Law I think, but instead of going he decided to marry a big fat ugly puerto rican girl and play the whole thing off like his parents refused the marriage and disowned him because he stuck to prnciple

He went on to lead the goonswarm goon goons in the eve goon game goon

In order to pay rent after he was cut off and refused on principle to get a job and support himself, he took up donations and sold eve online goon goon related merchandise, making literally thousands of dollars from those pathetic creatures

And so he was wed to his West Side Story meets Applebee's bride, which was attended by the eve goon spaceguild

Then, as the eve goon guild goons were saving up all their spacebucks to buy the biggest, shiniest imaginary spaceship of all, he raided the spacebuck reserves, stole the money, resold it, and used that to pay for more rent/fatty foods

He was just permabanned after someone hijacked his account and posted naked pictures of him and his empanaza wife, which he and she took originally send to woman on the internet and attempt to strike up a three-way

these are the facts as i understand them, but i could be wrong here or there

Remedy is a manchild of many lols

what the gently caress

Eela6 posted:

This probably comes up pretty often, but could someone do me a favor and dig up the 'theory: reality' post that ends with "MY NIGGA HAVE YOU TRIED LSD"?

Thanks.