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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Serf posted:

whats the difference

our president lives in a different borough

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Mr Hootington posted:

I think I could eat 12 mcdoubles in one sitting because I am fat and hate life.

you are a stronger fat man than i

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

what percentage of jewish people voted for trump do you think

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Water is my number one drink to drink every day. I used to drink like a case of cans of coke everyday or some ungodly amount of soda and then I quit caffeine just cause. Now I drink sprite here and there but too much soda makes me sick. No idea how it was my main source of hydration when I was in my early twenties.

same

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Serf posted:

the only bad condiment is horseradish

YOU'RE A BAD CONDIMENT

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mr Hootington posted:

I think I could eat 12 mcdoubles in one sitting because I am fat and hate life.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

The weirdest part of this picture is the casters on the school desks legs. Never seen that before. Got to make the desks cost twice as much and break constantly.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Squizzle posted:

do melania and ivanka coubt as nobility now

:holymoley:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what percentage of jewish people voted for trump do you think

14,88%

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Love that kids jacket. What a poser.

lets be fair, it could say "stolen valor" on the bottom there, we dont kno

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
When did desks get wheels on them drat?

When went college decades ago there was a weight lifting man who was actually super swole who brought a gallon jug everywhere with him. He also sweated a gently caress ton. Super chill guy regardless of his water enthusiasm.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

do melania and ivanka coubt as nobility now

ivanka doesn't even have a white house title

so you could say she's a lady in waiting i guess

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The only drinks that exist are water and vodka.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/834093395408801792

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Feminasty Slut posted:

how did I not know about the grand big mac? is this new?

In France they call it "le plus grand mac"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



there was an article on nyt iirc about the hacidic jews in brooklyn voting trump which isn't too surprising

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Unfortunately this isn't up to the standards of supreme leader trump and his consumption of an entire family bucket of KFC extra crispy thighs and legs with two family size gravies.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Rah! posted:

YOU'RE A BAD CONDIMENT

the only ethical way to eat horseradish is by the spoonful, from the jar

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

How many mcdoubles is too many to eat in one sitting?

On a standard 2000-2500 calorie/day diet, you can eat 2 @ 410 calories a piece and be ok as long as you minimize snacking/take it lighter on another meal.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ivanka doesn't even have a white house title

i misread that as "ivanka doesn't even have a white house tittie"

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


murked by dragon posted:

my man, mustard is garbage and only barely works on sausages and pastrami sandwiches

How dare you

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

mister magpie posted:

probably in ROTC

if youre gonna go the milsurp chich road at least do it right. that weird amalgamation of varsity preppy thing and attempt at milsurp chic is kinda funny tho


Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Water is my number one drink to drink every day. I used to drink like a case of cans of coke everyday or some ungodly amount of soda and then I quit caffeine just cause. Now I drink sprite here and there but too much soda makes me sick. No idea how it was my main source of hydration when I was in my early twenties.

How's the diabetes working out for you?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



here's the article for anyone interested

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/nyregion/in-democratic-stronghold-of-new-york-city-trump-finds-support-among-orthodox-jews.html

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Love that kids jacket. What a poser.

UNITED STATES ARMY BITHC *is extremely stick-like*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Trash Trick posted:

The only drinks that exist are water and vodka.

i can think of a third one



its piss


the htird one im thinking of is ipiss

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Serf posted:

the only ethical way to eat horseradish is by the spoonful, from the jar

you buy horseradish in jars?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



zegermans posted:

On a standard 2000-2500 calorie/day diet, you can eat 2 @ 410 calories a piece and be ok as long as you minimize snacking/take it lighter on another meal.

i think this is the first time i've ever seen a goon talk about eating guilty pleasures in moderation instead of either going hogwild or trying to totally abstain

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

The same people who photoshopped Hillary out of the bin laden raid situation room. I'm shocked.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Also the best 1000 calories you can spend at fast food is a single DQ flamethrower burger.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Kurtofan posted:

you buy horseradish in jars?

WELL IM NOT GONNA BUY IT IN A CAN LIKE AN ANIMAL

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

zegermans posted:

On a standard 2000-2500 calorie/day diet, you can eat 2 @ 410 calories a piece and be ok as long as you minimize snacking/take it lighter on another meal.

Illegal spotted

Serf
May 5, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

i think this is the first time i've ever seen a goon talk about eating guilty pleasures in moderation instead of either going hogwild or trying to totally abstain

they're a centrist

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tacodaemon posted:

i think this is the first time i've ever seen a goon talk about eating guilty pleasures in moderation instead of either going hogwild or trying to totally abstain

how are you going 2 impress people if they dont know how totally into water you are

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

i think this is the first time i've ever seen a goon talk about eating guilty pleasures in moderation instead of either going hogwild or trying to totally abstain

I have "healthy" fast food down to a science. My favorite is the hardees double cheeseburger, same calories as the mcdouble, but it actually tastes like a flame grilled burger instead of a pink slime salt lick.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Ron Jeremy posted:

How's the diabetes working out for you?

I'm 35 and in pretty boring shape. Not excellent but just boring normal shape.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

murked by dragon posted:

my man, mustard is garbage and only barely works on sausages and pastrami sandwiches

:vd:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Kurtofan posted:

you buy horseradish in jars?

i buy it in baggies from a guy i know

he always wants to eat a little with me after i buy it tho it's p annoying

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im actually sitting on a mountain of water jugs right now

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/834093395408801792

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