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quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

no

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


time is getting pretty spicy lately

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

quadrophrenic posted:

i don't get why we don't just do that inert gas asphyxiation thing

gotta kill people, why not go for the painless completely foolproof method that uses an abundant resource

Death by Grand Canyon

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
The best method of execution is the life sentence.

I hereby sentence you to LIVE YOURSELF TO DEATH is pretty loving metal when you think about it.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


yes, but they'd rather not

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

JawKnee posted:

I don't think that's how work visas work

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/834134849749409798

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice





Brain Curry posted:

There's a blast from the past.

yea tons of great content still in the old threds, esp on the special number pages

Serf
May 5, 2011



haha gently caress us up time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

its gobglins all the way until the turtles

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Elephanthead posted:

So new eo we just deport everyone to Mexico? Won't Mexico stop letting the busses in?

Mexico has to let its own citizens into the country.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Guillotine powered by hydraulic press sounds cool and doable.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



did sotomayor give any consideration to that one guy's blackout death rollercoaster idea

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bilirubin posted:

In France they call it "le plus grand mac"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





holy poo poo

goly poo poo

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Jose posted:

In Sweden they put banana on pizza

maybe this was what TURNIP was talking about

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
somewhere, in some timeline, trump is giving a rambling insane press conference extolling the virtues of ephebophilia with milo at his side

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


like superman, but lovely

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
loving endurance tickling: Thanks Obama!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i dont wanna know what kinda abilities do i

Serf
May 5, 2011



technically being the absolute worst is an extraordinary ability

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Vladimir Putin posted:

Mexico has to let its own citizens into the country.

I am pretty sure Trump proved that wrong but we are sending back non Mexicans there too.

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

He thinks he's the man who fell to earth, but he's more of a thin white mook.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/alexwagner/status/834135551242534912

i'm kind of glad i'm not watching this so that all the bad news is just wafting onto me in short bursts via twitter

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gah christ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




i hope time just keeps doing these "giant closeups of somebody's big stupid face" covers forever

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

murked by dragon posted:

somewhere, in some timeline, trump is giving a rambling insane press conference extolling the virtues of ephebophilia with milo at his side

Maybe this one. How old was Trump's rape victim that Morrow always talks about???

...thats right

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:gary::horse::yarg:
:gary::moonrio::yarg:

Serf
May 5, 2011


quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/alexwagner/status/834135551242534912

i'm kind of glad i'm not watching this so that all the bad news is just wafting onto me in short bursts via twitter

in 20 years MiloTV will buy Fox News

luckily we'll all be dead by then

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.



Betteridge's law of headlines

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
If Democrats win in NJ and VA they will have governors over ~51% of the US population.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

change my name posted:

like superman, but lovely

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Origami Dali posted:

Maybe this one. How old was Trump's rape victim that Morrow always talks about???

...thats right

:thejoke: ?

idk this poo poo is so fukked


jack deth is fukken certain

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i dont wanna know what kinda abilities do i

let's just say we finally found the goatse guy

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Origami Dali posted:

Maybe this one. How old was Trump's rape victim that Morrow always talks about???

...thats right

“I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy,'' Trump told New York Magazine back in 2002. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm a strange horse.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


mister magpie posted:

i got a grand mac in celebration

I can't lie, but hamburger chat made me turn into an A&W I was walking by and get an Uncle burger.

I should have gotten a teen burger in memory of Milo though.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

loving endurance tickling: Thanks Obama!

https://twitter.com/JohnTesh/status/832768862517030912

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Elephanthead posted:

I am pretty sure Trump proved that wrong but we are sending back non Mexicans there too.

The proper protocol would be to send people back to their country of origin.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
P sure dems will win the NJ gov seat, chris christie left a stench that carries over to all state Republicans

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