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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bip Roberts posted:

Root for the insurance adjusters who deny their claims.

"Fuckin Nazi - DENIED" would be a wonderful stamp for an insurance adjuster

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

how excited do you think the cheerleaders were when they learned they'd been hired to do a wwett show?

idk i havent spoken w them

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



plain old hydraulic pallet jacks were always good enough for me

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
dogge report

i wanna pet this dogge:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Phi230 posted:

Imagine being so loving stupid you believe God sent Donald J Trump

god sent the country the president it deserves

america deserves trump because america loving sucks

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Squizzle posted:

now thay weknow how the trump admin will broafly function, that is as a disaster circus, im more intersdtrf in what the nwxt potus will inherit

our state deot is being hollowedvout and that has impacts you meadure in generatiobs

or in wars i guess

President Lisa Simpson has her work cut out for her

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Guess who just got back today
Them shark-eyed boys that had been away
Can't comprehend Iron-ay
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were askin' if you were around
If your voice too makes that cracking sound
When you think of anime girls mounds
And certain pictures of Patrick Swayze

The alpha males are back in town!


The alpha males are back in towwwwwwooowwwwooowwwwn!

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Gringostar posted:

god sent the country the president it deserves

america deserves trump because america loving sucks

I love your avatar. I spend a lot of time just watching that monkey move around

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Thatim posted:

I love your avatar. I spend a lot of time just watching that monkey move around

i'm a big fan of peter gabriel

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Gringostar posted:

day crew are the blues dads of culture jamming

Nightcrew are the SkullFuckRainbow

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/833717902410973187

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

plain old hydraulic pallet jacks were always good enough for me

went looking and found this: https://www.uline.com/BL_1918/Uline-Industrial-Pallet-Trucks

trendy pallet jacks :sparkles:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

tacodaemon posted:

plain old hydraulic pallet jacks were always good enough for me

hey we all had to start as white belts ya kno?


this is black belt




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBGeDOx-CD8

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The "god sent trump" angle from the religious right is god damned infuriating. No you sent him, because you're dumb. Brothers in satan should apply the stone cold stunner and or people's elbow to these fools.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I think a "The Devil Put Himself on the Ballot and Convinced You To Vote For Him" poster along with a list of all the Christian doctrines Trump has flagrantly broken would be effective at deterring his support from evangelicals. More effective than nothing, anyway. Go ahead and tint Donnie red and give him devil horns, too, to really drive the point home.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

LawfulWaffle posted:

I think a "The Devil Put Himself on the Ballot and Convinced You To Vote For Him" poster along with a list of all the Christian doctrines Trump has flagrantly broken would be effective at deterring his support from evangelicals. More effective than nothing, anyway. Go ahead and tint Donnie red and give him devil horns, too, to really drive the point home.

evangelicals don't care about the bible, or jesus

evangelicalism is a loving white conservative social club

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

LawfulWaffle posted:

I think a "The Devil Put Himself on the Ballot and Convinced You To Vote For Him" poster along with a list of all the Christian doctrines Trump has flagrantly broken would be effective at deterring his support from evangelicals. More effective than nothing, anyway. Go ahead and tint Donnie red and give him devil horns, too, to really drive the point home.

It wouldn't because evangelicals have proven time and time again that all they really care about is getting power so they can push their lovely, regressive agenda.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




solomon wasnt exactly the most observant fella anf people still seem to be p big fans of him so idk

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
May I present Joni Ernst in "Like a Bitch"

https://twitter.com/IAStartingLine/status/834140725021401090

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Phi230 posted:

Imagine being so loving stupid you believe God sent Donald J Trump

extremelyd umb religiis sheeplr white man: "god sent donald "j" trump"

kool n also go od smartey internet poste: "satan sent donald "j" trump"

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
How can anyone who thought Obama was the antichrist think that Donald J. Trump is just a flawed man.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

extremelyd umb religiis sheeplr white man: "god sent donald "j" trump"

kool n also go od smartey internet poste: "satan sent donald "j" trump"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trupm trump trupm trpum trupm trupm trupm trupm trpum rt

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
God sending Trump is pretty loving Old Testament imho

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
maybe god sent the syphilis that's turning Trump's brain to boiled dogshit

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
t r u m p

TRUMP Trump trump

in bed with a goblin

trump trum

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


LawfulWaffle posted:

I think a "The Devil Put Himself on the Ballot and Convinced You To Vote For Him" poster along with a list of all the Christian doctrines Trump has flagrantly broken would be effective at deterring his support from evangelicals. More effective than nothing, anyway. Go ahead and tint Donnie red and give him devil horns, too, to really drive the point home.

you always need to remind yourself that politics is not debate club for adults and you gain precisely nothing by doing poo poo like this

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Origami Dali posted:

How can anyone who thought Obama was the antichrist think that Donald J. Trump is just a flawed man.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Origami Dali posted:

How can anyone who thought Obama was the antichrist think that Donald J. Trump is just a flawed man.

they watched the history channel documentary?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
the evangelical organizations that backed trump are the evangelical organizations that anyone with even a shred of awareness of how religious communities work know are the ones that only talk about god so they can keep their 403(b) status

that was a really long sentence but the short version is that actually religious people know those morons are frauds. they use the religious label to keep their donations tax advantaged. for better or for worse the constitution says they're entitled to spout their toxic fake horseshit as long as people choose to listen to them.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
:batuka:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

t r u m p

TRUMP Trump trump

in bed with a goblin

trump trum

dif you ebet think ablut goblims

maynwevrn a lot

gublons









gohljns

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Squizzle posted:

solomon wasnt exactly the most observant fella anf people still seem to be p big fans of him so idk

look he had a lot of gold, a cool temple, and a sick ring that captured all the best demons in hell for later use :twisted:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The ACA never delivering on Death Panels really was a blow to the "lust for death" constituency of the Democrats.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Weeping Wound posted:

look he had a lot of gold, a cool temple, and a sick ring that captured all the best demons in hell for later use :twisted:

:eyepop: :yossame:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trupm trump trupm trpum trupm trupm trupm trupm trpum rt.com

Serf
May 5, 2011


Nichael posted:

The ACA never delivering on Death Panels really was a blow to the "lust for death" constituency of the Democrats.

death panel me baby

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Consummate Professional posted:

What the hell has tillerson been doing?

he isn't allowed to do his job because trump wants foreign policy to be all in the family

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

At 5:16 they made the call
Cause of death: drove into wall

https://www.clickhole.com/article/11-simple-rhymes-help-you-remember-how-dale-earnha-5632

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




relatedionahip status: sittin ib my ziggurst thinkin about giblins

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