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trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

Fumaofthelake posted:

Alex's tweet about the jerk off article:

i’m never prouder than when i see former coworkers producing the kind of content i always knew they were destined to make

im not sure if this is an own or not

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Fumaofthelake: Dec 30, 2004; Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?

trying to jack off posted:

im not sure if this is an own or not

Saying some doofus you used to work with was destined to write an article about video games jerking off - yes I believe it is an own.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:09

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

is this where we talk about our favorite waypoint articles? because I'm a big fan of the one that's just Patrick talkin' bout how Nioh tells a story through its dead player markers. I'm pretty sure he wrote the same thing when he first played Dark Souls, and this time he just added some bits mentioning that Dark Souls did something like it before.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:37

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Sdoots posted:

is this where we talk about our favorite waypoint articles?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:38

Chilled Milk: Jun 22, 2003; No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Sdoots posted:

is this where we talk about our favorite waypoint articles?

i'd rather you didn't

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:41

absolutely anything: Dec 28, 2006; ~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

Sdoots posted:

is this where we talk about our favorite waypoint articles? because I'm a big fan of the one that's just Patrick talkin' bout how Nioh tells a story through its dead player markers. I'm pretty sure he wrote the same thing when he first played Dark Souls, and this time he just added some bits mentioning that Dark Souls did something like it before.

finally... this is the big entrance to the imp zone giant bomb thread i've been waiting for!!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:48

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

yeah you're gonna need a big entrance hahahaha

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:50

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

Fumaofthelake posted:

Saying some doofus you used to work with was destined to write an article about video games jerking off - yes I believe it is an own.

i mean intentionally

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:55

tao of lmao: Oct 9, 2005

trying to jack off posted:

i mean intentionally

Yeah but in a friendly way.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:57

mp5: Jan 1, 2005; Stroke of luck!

Sdoots posted:

is this where we talk about our favorite waypoint articles?

Yes, here are mine in alphabetical order:

# ? Feb 17, 2017 00:01

HolePisser1982: Nov 3, 2002

big fan of the pages upon pages of Overwatch fanfic that they published in earnest, lol

# ? Feb 17, 2017 00:03

Fumaofthelake: Dec 30, 2004; Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?

tao of lmao posted:

Yeah but in a friendly way.

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Sir John Feelgood: Nov 18, 2009

mp5 posted:

Yes, here are mine in alphabetical order:

You forgot to post them

# ? Feb 17, 2017 06:14

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Been listening to old Jar Times while playing stardew and lol at this question. http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/jeff-gerstmann-no-jar-required-09292011/2300-4971/?t=3m14s I love when people write in emails written like some screenwriters idea of slang in the 90s.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:16

mp5: Jan 1, 2005; Stroke of luck!

Sir John Feelgood posted:

You forgot to post them

nah that post has them all

# ? Feb 17, 2017 18:57

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Lmfao http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/track-time-with-travis-10132011/2300-5061/?t=48m24s

# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:00

Hat Thoughts: Jul 27, 2012

In Training posted:

Lmfao http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/track-time-with-travis-10132011/2300-5061/?t=48m24s

lmao

# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:07

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

live bleu bombin i hope dan talks about his taco bell wedding plans

# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:16

Chilled Milk: Jun 22, 2003; No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

In Training posted:

Lmfao http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/track-time-with-travis-10132011/2300-5061/?t=48m24s

lol

# ? Feb 17, 2017 20:10

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

This is a much cooler Jeff, I've heard him say multiple times in different videos that sometimes he wants to decapitate internet trolls.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 21:20

Bill Barber: Aug 26, 2015; Hot Rope Guy

I thought Jeff Gerstmann was dead, which GB guy died

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:14

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

In Training posted:

Lmfao http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/track-time-with-travis-10132011/2300-5061/?t=48m24s

sengoku rance is a pretty good strategy game but the humor is pretty epic lol tier and the sex stuff is real bad

its like fire emblem x total war but why they had to make it hentai is confusing, like they put all this effort into making a fun game but then decided that might sell too well

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:53

Overbite: Jan 24, 2004; I'm a vtuber expert

Jeff had some real bad hair stylings back in the day, in the old days. I'm glad he doesn't now.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:33

Chilled Milk: Jun 22, 2003; No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Checking out libib thanks to the jeff jar, the app makes it real fast to scan in batches, and each lookup is quick. It's definitely a step up from the half hour i tried to use Delicious a decade ago, dragging bunch of boxes over to the imac and holding them in front of the dang webcam for over nine thousand seconds

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