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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Frozen Pizza Party posted:



This appeared in my office this morning. Attached to a 4'x8' piece of glass 8 stories up in the air. There's a ladder nearby, maybe they're fixing it? No hard hats though, and it's business as usual around the office.

That is exactly the post-it I would use to gently caress with my coworkers.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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spankmeister posted:

Wasn't Kai Tak the one where there was a checkerboard pattern on some mountain which signalled where pilots needed to start some blind turn?

Wikipedia posted:

With numerous skyscrapers and mountains located to the north and its only runway jutting out into Victoria Harbour, landings at the airport were dramatic to experience and technically demanding for pilots. The History Channel program Most Extreme Airports ranked it as the 6th most dangerous airport in the world.

What are numbers 5 through 1?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
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Frozen Pizza Party posted:



This appeared in my office this morning. Attached to a 4'x8' piece of glass 8 stories up in the air. There's a ladder nearby, maybe they're fixing it? No hard hats though, and it's business as usual around the office.

Everyone takes care not to lean against the window or anything and then the whole pane of glass falls inwards on some poor soul.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

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Mak0rz posted:

What are numbers 5 through 1?

I'd imagine some combination of high altitude + short runways + mountains.

There's some Nepalese airport that's stupidly dangerous.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
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Recently on a construction site in town people were framing away on a bit of a windy day. It was windy but not mega windy. A guy was carrying a sheet of plywood and came around a corner where a much stronger than normal gust of wind that was funneled perfectly through the construction site to create an almost up-draft and sent up sailing up into the air and off the building, killing him. Everything was up to code and everyone was doing what they should be doing, just a really weird accident.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mak0rz posted:

What are numbers 5 through 1?

Google suggested #1 as Narsarsuaq Airport in Greenland. Constantly covered in thick ice and snow, huge wind shear, and an active volcano nearby spewing ash clouds.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Alereon posted:

Yeah this is totally a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k

IZ owns gently caress the haters

Edit: I didn't pay enough attention and thought I was in a chat thread, I hope the IZ video makes up for the useless post.

IZ made up for that day being absurd.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

dragon enthusiast posted:

I'm the car that decided the best course of action was to accelerate and pass under the truck

Dude probably had to pry the gas pedal out the floor when he got home.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

wdarkk posted:

I'd imagine some combination of high altitude + short runways + mountains.

There's some Nepalese airport that's stupidly dangerous.

This is the nearest airport to Mt. Everest iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiXZqEnSd0

St. Maarten, a tiny island in the Caribbean, barely has enough room for its runway so it goes right up to the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8y89DHMTs

St. Bart's is similar, but the runway is behind a hill so you have to lose a lot of altitude really fast (this guy had no chance of making it and had endless opportunities to go around)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Z1ie1OdzE

Courchevel in France is where they filmed the James Bond bit where he drives a motorcycle off the cliff and catches the plane in midair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2uS9WdxrY

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Feb 21, 2017

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Then there's Paro in Bhutan, where you have to fly between a bunch of mountains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmGy7qcDwQU

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Ugh exposed rebar always makes my bootyhole cinch up

Hi!

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Looks like someone is setting up for a 15th trimester abortion.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005
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Mak0rz posted:

What are numbers 5 through 1?

some guy on an aviation forum posted:

10. Lindburgh Field @ San Diego en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindbergh_Field

9. Funchal @ Madeira, Portugal en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeira_Airport

8. Eagle County @ Vail, CO en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle_County_Airport

7. Courcheval @ Courcheval ski area, France en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courchevel_Airport

6. Kai Tak @ Hong Kong (closed)(Checkerboard approach) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kai_Tak_Airport

5. Gibralter @ Gibralter territory en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibralter_Airport

4. Princess Julianna @ St. Maarten en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Julianna_International_Airport

3. Gustaf III @ St. Barth's en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustaf_III_Airport

2. Toncontin @ Tegucigalpa, Honduras en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toncont%C3%ADn_International_Airport

1. Tenzing-Hillary @ Lukla, Nepal en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lukla_Airport

This is according to the History Channel six years ago, should probably look for second opinions.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sagebrush posted:

Courchevel in France is where they filmed the James Bond bit where he drives a motorcycle off the cliff and catches the plane in midair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2uS9WdxrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8foF4MWuFQ

The engine‐out procedure for that airstrip is “there’s a cleared hillside down the valley. Land up it and someone from the town will come bring you a new pair of pants.”

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

This is the nearest airport to Mt. Everest iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiXZqEnSd0

There's a related video from a few years ago when that was apparently just a dirt strip.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Those high mountain airstrips are even more dangerous than the cliff-drops alone would indicate. At high altitude, the air is thinner; at 15,000 feet (the peaks of the alps) it's literally half the density of the air at sea level. That gives you about half the lift and drastically reduces your engine power if you haven't got a forced-induction system. It takes longer to get into the air, and when you're up, a hard maneuver will more easily lead to a stall.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Sagebrush posted:

Those high mountain airstrips are even more dangerous than the cliff-drops alone would indicate. At high altitude, the air is thinner; at 15,000 feet (the peaks of the alps) it's literally half the density of the air at sea level. That gives you about half the lift and drastically reduces your engine power if you haven't got a forced-induction system. It takes longer to get into the air, and when you're up, a hard maneuver will more easily lead to a stall.

Not to mention that all those mountains cause powerful and unpredictable winds.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


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gently caress, for a second I thought someone had found some footage from this crash yesterday.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I'm completely confused as to what his approach is. Have no idea what the city but is that normal there for general aviation? o_O

the_seventh_cohort
May 4, 2013
Speaking of interesting runways, I did some work at the Nixon Fork Mine in Alaska, which had an interesting set-up. The runway is just under 1300m long, but it has a big hill at the end that you'll smack right into if you don't stop in time. That, combined with high cross winds and large planes have resulted in two Carviars, a DC-3,-4, and -6, and a CASA all having crashed up there.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



I don't know dick about aviation so it just looks like a kid breakin' laws

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Jesus Christ posted:

I'm completely confused as to what his approach is. Have no idea what the city but is that normal there for general aviation? o_O

That's probably normal for someone who is about to have their pilot license suspended, assuming they even have one.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Harrison Ford lands in less than twelve parsecs.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
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I'm usually pretty good at identifying cities from video clips but that ridiculously low approach is stumping me. I'm pretty sure it's not the US from the road markings. The only brand I can see on a store is "pintos". A lot the apartment towers seem to have external hallways which means it's probably a warmer climate. Something's giving me a mexico or south america or even Philippians vibe but I have no idea why.

But I'm getting all OCD and need to know.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Baronjutter posted:

I'm usually pretty good at identifying cities from video clips but that ridiculously low approach is stumping me. I'm pretty sure it's not the US from the road markings. The only brand I can see on a store is "pintos". A lot the apartment towers seem to have external hallways which means it's probably a warmer climate. Something's giving me a mexico or south america or even Philippians vibe but I have no idea why.

But I'm getting all OCD and need to know.

It’s Brazil.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Feb 22, 2017

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Platystemon posted:

Harrison Ford lands in less than twelve parsecs.

That's all you needed. :golfclap:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Is that different than this? Cause this happened in Orange County, California

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2017/02/16/harrison-ford-plane-landing-photo/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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`Nemesis posted:

Is that different than this? Cause this happened in Orange County, California

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2017/02/16/harrison-ford-plane-landing-photo/

Baronjutter was talking about a different video.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

What the hell. Even from this angle I can tell it's a taxiway and not a runway.

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What the hell. Even from this angle I can tell it's a taxiway and not a runway.

An air traffic control recording captured Ford asking “Was that airliner meant to be underneath me?”

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Platystemon posted:

It’s Brazil.

Oh goddamnit that's what I figured.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Jesus Christ posted:

Oh goddamnit that's what I figured.

Heavenly name/post combo.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
http://i.imgur.com/3AXj8Di.gifv

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Jan 20, 2008


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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013




Whaaaaaattt the gently caress

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Spiteski posted:

Whaaaaaattt the gently caress

I think they were huffing something.

Project Plowshare question: did they ever try demolishing a mountain? If you threw a nuke at something solid and rocky, would it ablate a significant portion?

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