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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Augus posted:

oh god what happened today

watch maddow in 10 mins to find out!

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

hey remember how this was real

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

What I learned today from a high school friend who is mad at conservatives who poo poo on Milo:


Appearing on Bill Maher's show was a trap.

Simon and Schuster are going to lose a lot of money

CPAC was less than nothing.

If Breitbart fires him they're dead to me

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

blamegame posted:

that post is making me shake w rage irl

:troll:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Seven deadly sins season 2 is out

:trumppop:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

there is nothing to get in c-spam. everything is surface level idiocy. Which is why c-spam is great because it is good.

yea and u really should do a podcast or something like that as was mentioned earlier

so +1 to that

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

euphronius posted:

kerry volunteered for combat duty IN THE NAVY and reupped for multiple? tours becuase he felt a duty to serve. won many medals
also one of the last secretaries of state that actually knew what the gently caress they were doing the last ~50 years

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

What specifically about Mattis?

the idea that mattis is a combat commander while secdef is more half diplomat, half acquisitions position

that if you need someone driving tanks through france then yeah you want patton but loving lol at having patton work, say, the lend lease program

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Solarin posted:

sure but can you explain the ed balls thing?

looks like the vetting program didn't work :raise:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

What I learned today from a high school friend who is mad at conservatives who poo poo on Milo:


Appearing on Bill Maher's show was a trap.

Simon and Schuster are going to lose a lot of money

CPAC was less than nothing.

If Breitbart fires him they're dead to me

he resigned from breitbart already so lol

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

What I learned today from a high school friend who is mad at conservatives who poo poo on Milo:


Appearing on Bill Maher's show was a trap.

Simon and Schuster are going to lose a lot of money

CPAC was less than nothing.

If Breitbart fires him they're dead to me

man everyone else gets the quality meltdowns, my coworkers are just libertarian technocrat manchildren

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

the idea that mattis is a combat commander while secdef is more half diplomat, half acquisitions position

that if you need someone driving tanks through france then yeah you want patton but loving lol at having patton work, say, the lend lease program

oh well tell your dad not to worry, because Mattis isn't being consulted for anything anything. His business cards just say, "grin like an idiot while watching unconstitutional EOs being signed" and Miller and Kuchner and Bannon handle all the military stuff

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/WBLZSportsChica/status/833724768469688320

too much for nascar!!!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

man everyone else gets the quality meltdowns, my coworkers are just libertarian technocrat manchildren
they should have hopped on the unironic "will it end racism" bandwagon

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

just for the record I was not serious about citations idrgaf

*clicks taperecorder*

let the record state that Something Awful and C-SPAM regular Chokes McGee was serious about citations.

*unclicks*

:shrug: Alt-facts, hey don't get mad, I'm just presenting alternatives. It's an option okay. It's an option. Have you considered that?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Chokes McGee posted:

man everyone else gets the quality meltdowns, my coworkers are just libertarian technocrat manchildren

if you tell them that since men commit more crime they should be locked up en masse you might get some entertaining rants about feminism/their ex wife from them.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

so much for turning left

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

oh well tell your dad not to worry, because Mattis isn't being consulted for anything anything. His business cards just say, "grin like an idiot while watching unconstitutional EOs being signed" and Miller and Kuchner and Bannon handle all the military stuff

President General Bannon

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rawB5_fq6o

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


what >>??

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Mariana Horchata posted:

yea and u really should do a podcast or something like that as was mentioned earlier

so +1 to that



:choco:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

lol surface level, you got that from that cams meltdown post didnt you :grin:

also sources and citations in C-SPAM has always been hearsay and anecdotal, everything is now facts in this alt-reality. Reporting is fake news, however

if you tell a story to paint a better picture, it's not a fabrication, it's just painting a better picture, then you should take it absolutely at face value as how your story about talking with 3 people irl makes up for an entire voter base who believed this sincerely.

lol cams had a meltdown? i need to find that lamo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

also how do you "win" baloogan's default state idgi

??

BarronsArtGallery posted:

you also have to have a psychotic disorder

????

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Solarin posted:

sure but can you explain the ed balls thing?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

*clicks taperecorder*

let the record state that Something Awful and C-SPAM regular Chokes McGee was serious about citations.

*unclicks*

:shrug: Alt-facts, hey don't get mad, I'm just presenting alternatives. It's an option okay. It's an option. Have you considered that?

what the---that's not what I said at all! I'm writing a sternly worded but still polite letter to the editor that will be on a back page no one reads!!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

????????????????????????

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

sure but can you explain the ed balls thing?













Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

what the---that's not what I said at all! I'm writing a sternly worded but still polite letter to the editor that will be on a back page no one reads!!!
you can never leave :unsmigghh:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I had one too many beers at the beer garden tonight.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

I actually got :biotruths:'d last week. I did not believe it was possible, but there it is~

Having a dick makes you super horned up and sex starved and that makes men more prone to become alt-righters because of sexual frustration, whereas you have a vagina so you don't know what it's like to be sexually frustrated and super horned up to go on a racist tirade :smugbert: Sucks for you, vagina-haver to not turn into a spiteful hateful creature, you carry the power right there *points to pants* and that is why you will be a leftist.

that really cheezes my buns

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
edward balls

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

my dong is a creature o love

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

I had one too many beers at the beer garden tonight.

i wish i did

i just read this thread all day crew all day drinking coffee and building anxiety

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


this is extremely my poo poo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

I had one too many beers at the beer garden tonight.

make it three too many and you've got a deal schnoks

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

hey remember how this was real

yeah...

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

make it three too many and you've got a deal schnoks

:eyepop:

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Al! posted:

hey remember how this was real

hell yeah

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

bush 43 had the good sense to at least wait 6 years before he decided to kill veterans and elderly after killing a bunch of soldiers

right now, the grift and plunder and wholesale slaughter is going even faster

Hail Yhwh

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

my dong will not be used 4
1 racism
2 sexism
3 nationalism
my dong is a progressive dong

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