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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Chokes McGee posted:

I had a girlfriend in high school whose piano teacher bent over backwards for her

it didn't end well for anyone involved

im not entirely sure that is how sex works

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

What I learned today from a high school friend who is mad at conservatives who poo poo on Milo:

If Breitbart fires him they're dead to me

well this happened :getin:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ed balls ed balls ed balls eD BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS ED BALLS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


:stonk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

if you tell them that since men commit more crime they should be locked up en masse you might get some entertaining rants about feminism/their ex wife from them.

Ooh that's a good point, I forgot about the wife angle. I've forgotten about a few good ones that way

People who go on and on about how annoying their wife is bother me. It's like, sorry your marriage is a living hell, mine's great and the sex owns

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

n rite now its progressin 4 a sexin

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Augus posted:

oh god what happened today

First page, second post, first link.

Yw


Baloogan posted:

lol cams had a meltdown? i need to find that lamo

Sorta, it was like he got huffy as usual and started passive aggressively posting about how everyone is "surface level discussion" and he's trying to bring some serious discussion on an intellectual level that we haven't considered or fathomed before :rolleyes:, this was like January. You know how he gets when he doesn't have his Snickers, starts trying to goad people to be reactionary because his puppetmaster is that he's bored.

You probated him for that post so I assumed you were just bringing up that surface level discussion poo poo as a callback.

I'm sorry for this really dumb and bad post.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Agrajag posted:

im not entirely sure that is how sex works

she pegged him is what it says

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

my dong is a creature o love

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I went to go look for some liberal tears about Ken Bone, but I didn't realize that his Twitter feed was going to be some real poo poo straight from the tap:

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/833811881466929152

lmao

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

yea and u really should do a podcast or something like that as was mentioned earlier

so +1 to that



this was a good game

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Agrajag posted:

im not entirely sure that is how sex works

then you're doing it wrong

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Solarin posted:

sure but can you explain the ed balls thing?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i need to eat but my wife is teaching a cello lesson in our living room and the kid's mom stays the entire time and moving around the house is very awkward

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

oh well tell your dad not to worry, because Mattis isn't being consulted for anything anything. His business cards just say, "grin like an idiot while watching unconstitutional EOs being signed" and Miller and Kuchner and Bannon handle all the military stuff

i told him to panic and never stop screaming

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

pamphlet for poor rural white trump voters

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

euphronius posted:

Does that include Texas ?

Texas is the epicenter

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Phone posted:

I went to go look for some liberal tears about Ken Bone, but I didn't realize that his Twitter feed was going to be some real poo poo straight from the tap:

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/833811881466929152

lmao

hnnng yeah that's some pure goddamn american stream of thought

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

i told him to panic and never stop screaming

pro move tbh

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the pisstape

where is it

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

triple sulk posted:

the pisstape

where is it

in our hearts, triple sulk. in our hearts.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

logikv9 posted:

hnnng yeah that's some pure goddamn american stream of thought

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/830090147966361600

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Phone posted:

I went to go look for some liberal tears about Ken Bone, but I didn't realize that his Twitter feed was going to be some real poo poo straight from the tap:

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/833811881466929152

lmao

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

triple sulk posted:

the pisstape

where is it

it was inside us all along

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

i need to eat but my wife is teaching a cello lesson in our living room and the kid's mom stays the entire time and moving around the house is very awkward

dont you have some like checks mix, maybe a minifridge with some frozen burritos next to your computer?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Solarin posted:

pamphlet for poor rural white trump voters



the inside page is "Have you considered Heroin?"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

bush 43 had the good sense to at least wait 6 years before he decided to kill veterans and elderly after killing a bunch of soldiers

right now, the grift and plunder and wholesale slaughter is going even faster

Hail Yhwh

lol and even then, they went overwhelmingly for McCain in 2008

It doesn't matter what the GOP does to them and the GOP knows it

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

euphronius posted:

May have to throw money at wapo

if you have amazon prime you get 6mo free and then it's like $3.99 a mo. do it.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

speaking of china, i'm reminded of an article 3 years ago

http://www.physics-astronomy.com/2014/05/how-infamous-hydroelectric-dam-changed.html

china please take over the world so you can spin it out of orbit

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Plinkey posted:

dont you have some like checks mix, maybe a minifridge with some frozen burritos next to your computer?

no but i should

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

i need to eat but my wife is teaching a cello lesson in our living room and the kid's mom stays the entire time and moving around the house is very awkward

from what I'm getting from the thread any parent who leaves their kid with a music teacher is neglectful at best

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Gringostar posted:

just remember

due to how averages work 1/2 the country is of below average intelligence

trump is what happens when all the smart ones move to the coast since that's where the jobs are

Funny you say that cause I moved out of Idaho to Washington for that exact reason

And a friend of mine moved to Oregon because of that

You might be on to something

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

he loving blew it

should always be listening to Bone Thugs N Harmony

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

First page, second post, first link.

Yw


Sorta, it was like he got huffy as usual and started passive aggressively posting about how everyone is "surface level discussion" and he's trying to bring some serious discussion on an intellectual level that we haven't considered or fathomed before :rolleyes:, this was like January. You know how he gets when he doesn't have his Snickers, starts trying to goad people to be reactionary because his puppetmaster is that he's bored.

You probated him for that post so I assumed you were just bringing up that surface level discussion poo poo as a callback.

I'm sorry for this really dumb and bad post.

*walking up to baloogan* "here eat a Snickers"
"why"
"because you get kind of crazy when you're hungry"
*does so*
"better?"
*is still baloogan* "peckerwood PECKERWOOOOOOOOOD"











Snickers really satisfies

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

Sorta, it was like he got huffy as usual and started passive aggressively posting about how everyone is "surface level discussion" and he's trying to bring some serious discussion on an intellectual level that we haven't considered or fathomed before :rolleyes:, this was like January. You know how he gets when he doesn't have his Snickers, starts trying to goad people to be reactionary because his puppetmaster is that he's bored.

You probated him for that post so I assumed you were just bringing up that surface level discussion poo poo as a callback.

hahahaha oh yeah

not intentionally a callback (maybe subconsiously :tinfoil:) mostly just a celebration of yelling about politics into the electronic void

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

i told him to panic and never stop screaming

and who did HE vote for?

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Agrajag posted:

eat poo poo army families you fuckers voted for this

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

the inside page is "Have you considered Heroin?"

special pamphlet for WV

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Admiral Ray posted:

he resigned from breitbart already so lol

Yeah, So now he's ranting about loving Bill Maher who sure, gave Milo a platform for his free speech stance, but that triggered the left and OMG how dare you give Hitler a platform. Breitbart's journalism was lovely anyway so he hopes they die without Milo.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Solarin posted:

special pamphlet for WV



same:

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