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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

nullowned

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Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

Gosh what a loving and supportive community!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im kissless

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

Christ almighty

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Baloogan posted:

probations for lovely puns? ??


thumps up

thumps down




jokes been made in the lf thread, so thumbs down

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Never Been Kissed starring Drew Barrymore and Stew Fattingmore

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

lol @ thinking you're an unfuckable genetic mutant because you're 5'7"

bishc im 5'9" and it's like whateve

ya there won't be any scenes of seeing your future mate over a large club crowd or whatever

but women are weird and you can be 5'2" and fat as poo poo and there's thems that will consider you their prefernence bc you make them feel strong and being fat means u are super warm all the time which is a definite thing to people who are cold all theitme

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Here is a strange story Fox 5 did in NYC.

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/237251685-story

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary Clinton fucken loved puns.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

eonwe posted:

im kissless

here you go




now you're not :3:

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

freckle posted:

Hillary Clinton fucken loved puns.

Hillary saved the rabbits :(

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I still want to die

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

if srs please like, get help

if ironic hell yeah nuclear oblivion

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

It's because you're having too much sex. Join volcel and gently caress the Elohim, the only true woman

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
listening to new jamiroquai over n over. feeling mixed about 2017 🤔

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

listening to new jamiroquai over n over. feeling mixed about 2017 🤔

dude listen to proto-fascist robot rock opera

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
My dad's 5'3" & got married and had 2 kids. People who are hung up on hieght are weird imo

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

:same:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
unfuckable
he alive dammit
its a miracle

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

lol @ thinking you're an unfuckable genetic mutant because you're 5'7"

bishc im 5'9" and it's like whateve

ya there won't be any scenes of seeing your future mate over a large club crowd or whatever

but women are weird and you can be 5'2" and fat as poo poo and there's thems that will consider you their prefernence bc you make them feel strong and being fat means u are super warm all the time which is a definite thing to people who are cold all theitme

i never got the heightism thing, and i remember /fit/ going wild over manlets because it didnt matter how swole you were, you still were a manlet

but they took it too obsessively and that's the turn off, not the height thing. It's that your anxiety is a drag and you're being weird as gently caress :chloe: over something you can't change.

And if you're hung up about a woman who cares only for height, well she's got too high standards too, jeez loweez. There's no power move, ditch that weirdo who wants to measure you by the foot.

the only measuring i do by the foot, is fruit~

Donal trump is 6'0'' and he still has to pay women to get peed on

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

being tall owns eat poo poo everybody shorter than me

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cumshitter posted:

unfuckable
he alive dammit
its a miracle

season 3 needs to come like now now now, it sucks to binge watch

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Realtalk I think Gladiator is a bad movie.

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Tonight at trivia there was a team named "lol nothing matters" and I was like "excuse me do you post on the something awful forums" and they looked at me weird so I kinda want to die but also I don't because i was extremely drunk when it happened and still am.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ScrubLeague posted:

Realtalk I think Gladiator is a bad movie.

you're supposed to watch it ironically

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



napoleon was pretty short and he got laid

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Lastgirl posted:

season 3 needs to come like now now now, it sucks to binge watch

I can't wait to find out the exciting new way this show will be problematic this year!

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

That was my brother :(

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Rubber Tucky posted:

Tonight at trivia there was a team named "lol nothing matters" and I was like "excuse me do you post on the something awful forums" and they looked at me weird so I kinda want to die but also I don't because i was extremely drunk when it happened and still am.

dude. you've been on these loving forums long enough to know the secret handshake.

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Baloogan posted:

dude. you've been on these loving forums long enough to know the secret handshake.

It was an extremely shameful moment. Did I mention I want to die?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i did trivia with los angeles goons a few times and it owned cept one time this one goonette got really salty about losing and demanded her party venture forth, gutting our team. and that was the end of our trivia team.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

probations for lovely puns? ??


thumps up

thumps down




(With a face like I just smelt a gnarly fart and shaking arm) 👎

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



secret handshake is you grab a purple tablecloth and swirl it around you like a cloak and then hold a flaming skull iirc

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

ScrubLeague posted:

Realtalk I think Gladiator is a bad movie.

crouching tiger hiddden dragon shoulda won best picture that year

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

p sure its when touch dongs

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
postin on the double 69 page to say

n i c e

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

then shake

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ScrubLeague posted:

I had some restaurant ramen tonight and it was good as hell

ive had some good restauarauntun t ramen but almost without exceptipn ur better ordering soba oir, if you're made of money, Unadon

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

Good news! It doesn't matter what you want cuz you're gonna die regardless, just like the rest of us!

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

here you go




now you're not :3:

lewd

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