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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lastgirl posted:

You seem like an expert on supplying people liquids, I hear Trump is hiring :q:

looking for loads

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/834453108289892353

thank god, the bathrooms should be safe spaces on campus for men to be men wait what

https://twitter.com/kehlaniparrish/status/834454094983135234

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

and on occasion they've shared clown-related orgasms

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
nice


TTTRUURUMMPPP

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


That was the dumbest romance. Ignores you for 90% of the game, talk to him three times, all of a sudden snek dick.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

what the

why is there a jumping car

is this the live action bump n jump movie I've been waiting for

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Vladimir Putin posted:

Uhh allowing the US to be destroyed for the sake of slavery would have been a supremely bad move.

Not following

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


zegermans posted:

I wonder what reptilian vagina feels like. I'm guessing lots of lube required?

Doesn't Mordin go into a lot of detail on just that?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Nichael posted:

Doesn't Mordin go into a lot of detail on just that?

Salarians are amphibians I thought

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Absolute bullshit imo. You don't get "handed water" by someone for a water pistol, you go fill it yourself

It''s a city, it's not like you have to send someone to fetch water from miles away, it's right there

just get the water

Well that may be, that's why i said it's her "official story,"

I'm just saying there are way more sources than John Oliver on the fact that that's her official story

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

zegermans posted:

That was the dumbest romance. Ignores you for 90% of the game, talk to him three times, all of a sudden snek dick.

there are rules of snake dick friend

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Devos should probably resign

I mean she got rail roaded

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


zegermans posted:

I wonder what reptilian vagina feels like. I'm guessing lots of lube required?

prepare yourself for the term "cloacal kiss"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

It's dumb and we need to go back to city states

i have a plan to put philadelphia and parts of nj onti a flying platform w lazor cannons and hover around the wastes stealing whisky, in post trump america

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

this is av material right here

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

sandoz posted:

prepare yourself for the term "cloacal kiss"

or as I like to call it "bird scissoring"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


zegermans posted:

Salarians are amphibians I thought

Yeah but Mordin gives a sex-ed talk on your relationship. Admittedly it's between Garrus and Shepard, so it's not a female Turian but still. Andromeda has a female Turian romance so I guess we'll find out the mechanics :chloe:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


james woods is a pizzagater

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/834453108289892353

thank god, the bathrooms should be safe spaces on campus for men to be men wait what

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaxBlackwood/status/834453328234938370

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


not sure what's worse, anime talk or video game sex talk

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Squizzle posted:

i have a plan to put philadelphia and parts of nj onti a flying platform w lazor cannons and hover around the wastes stealing whisky, in post trump america

First target: The Dallas Cowboys.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

zegermans posted:

I wonder what reptilian vagina feels like. I'm guessing lots of lube required?

:chloe:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Citizen Tayne posted:

not sure what's worse, anime talk or video game sex talk

let me tell you about a little something called... *drops voice to hushed tones* hentai

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Remember when Trump said (probably in all honesty) that he didn't care where Caitlin Jenner and other transgendered people took shits, and we all thought that was some major loving pivoting for the general election? And how there were gonna be huge riots at the RNC because mainstream republicans would fight back?

hah

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Citizen Tayne posted:

not sure what's worse, anime talk or video game sex talk

yes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mass effect sex is awesome 👏

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

sandoz posted:

prepare yourself for the term "cloacal kiss"

i used to call miss cloacal to get psychic readings

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




World War Mammories posted:

donald trump is president of the united states?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/IJasonAlexander/status/834319081591365632

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

euphronius posted:

Mass effect sex is awesome 👏

at least God of War had the decency to give us a minigame

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

financially racist posted:

so did obama have to appoint comey or is that now how the fbi works

because if it is, then obama is a gigantic retard

obama had a chance to replace him but didn't because he believes in bipartisanship

so to answer your question... yes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


euphronius posted:

Mass effect sex is awesome 👏

Dragon Age sex better

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

Mass effect sex is awesome 👏

it's cool that the butts and boobs got progressively larger with each new game

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Boning alien babes in another galaxy!'!

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
lifting the regulations on transgender bathroom rights will make it easier for small businesses to grow and put people back to work

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
that's what my wife likes to call rl sex with me, "the minigame"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Redgrendel2001 posted:

First target: The Dallas Cowboys.

your welcme aboard friendo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/dodo/status/834452727593889792

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/20committee/status/834456695850037248

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