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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

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# ? Feb 22, 2017 18:51

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:59

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

wayfinder posted:

https://twitter.com/kibibu/status/834234128782417920

tyft I was trying to figure out how to feed in arbitrary PNGs yesterday but gave up

https://twitter.com/doom_txt/status/834460803201785856

# ? Feb 22, 2017 18:54

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i learned the word "eschaton" from Infinite Jest so i will forever associate it with the game of that name that is described in the book

i first remember seeing it in singularity sky so now it makes me think of a scary ai god from the future, which is p. cool i think

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:06

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Sombrerotron posted:

i first remember seeing it in singularity sky so now it makes me think of a scary ai god from the future, which is p. cool i think

i learned about it from the illuminatus trilogy, so i think about a guy doing sex to a woman so good that she has an out-of-body experience and then dumps him

i think that was in the book

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:09

Asshole Masonanie: Oct 27, 2009; by vyelkin

Sombrerotron posted:

i first remember seeing it in singularity sky so now it makes me think of a scary ai god from the future, which is p. cool i think

if you like this you're gonna love Roko's basilisk

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:14

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:24

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

had this dream where my wife's best friend was about to go down on me but then she had poo poo her pants. thanks yospos

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:26

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Kenny Logins posted:

the thing was a good movie

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:27

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Kenny Logins posted:

Background for yospos?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:27

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

had this dream where my wife's best friend was about to go down on me but then she had poo poo her pants. thanks yospos

i'm not sure if this is better if you meant your wife poo poo her pants, or if her friend did

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:36

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

prefect posted:

i learned about it from the illuminatus trilogy, so i think about a guy doing sex to a woman so good that she has an out-of-body experience and then dumps him

i think that was in the book

nobody knows wtf was in that book

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:38

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

echinopsis posted:

had this dream where my wife's best friend was about to go down on me but then she had poo poo her pants. thanks yospos

echinopsis.txt

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:43

Captain Pike: Jul 29, 2003

https://twitter.com/GoAwayGreen/status/834440120816193536

# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:51

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

schranz kafka posted:

if you like this you're gonna love Roko's basilisk

idk from what i gather it's basically the ai from "i have no mouth and i must scream" except he's punishing (simulations of) people worried about existential risks for not giving it their all before the technological singularity, which i think is slightly less cool than a computer deity reaching back through time to gently caress up anyone who messes with causality

that said the fact that some people apparently get really worried about this little thought experiment being concocted and themselves being exposed to it is v. entertaining

quote:

(For those who have no idea why I'm using capital letters for something that just sounds like a random crazy idea, and worry that it means I'm as crazy as Roko, the gist of it was that he just did something that potentially gives superintelligences an increased motive to do extremely evil things in an attempt to blackmail us. It is the sort of thing you want to be EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE about NOT DOING.)

# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:09

Olivil: Jul 15, 2010; Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

fm-2030 is yospos af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMVzEft7Og

# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:33

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/834488088453849088

# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:41

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:02

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

quote:

As a teenager I suffered from severe depression and formed a strong bond with the character Garfield and his outlook. Its sad but reading garfield anthologies obsessively was the only thing that made me feel normal and it eventually took on something of an erotic fixation.

To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of garfield with a womans(Think Pamela anderson circa 1991) body and garfields head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This garfield/pam hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook and tended to cut herself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring garfield and myself (In my head Garfield still has a womans body but someone reading the stories would think Im having sex with regular Garfield.) I killed off Jon in a jealous rage, I didn't touch Odie, I enjoy his companionship and don't mind if he watches.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:05

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

I see nothing about her opinion on Mondays :colbert:

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:06

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:08

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

why not lasagna or linguini?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:11

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

THIS HOMe rUNS ON
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eotsa SPaGhetti

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:11

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

why not lasagna or linguini?

what did they eat on the super mario brothers super show

i feel like it was a lotta lasagna

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:13

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:13

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lI1_w44oeQ&t=20s

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:16

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

buff bagwell - man, i totally forgot about him

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

http://www.suppermariobroth.com posted:

Unused trophy of Mario from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Mario�s eyeballs are transparent, resulting in the inside of Mario�s head being visible.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:31

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

cheese-cube posted:

is that a baby yak or something?

mini horse

# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:08

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/sa_da_tay/status/834508854306091010

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:09

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

if only the usefulness of every app was held to such high standards

(serious)

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:20

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

fetishes getting weirder and weirder these days

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:27

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

echinopsis.txt

needs more burger king

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:35

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lol

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:38

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKIejxfYlfQ

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:42

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Sombrerotron posted:

idk from what i gather it's basically the ai from "i have no mouth and i must scream" except he's punishing (simulations of) people worried about existential risks for not giving it their all before the technological singularity, which i think is slightly less cool than a computer deity reaching back through time to gently caress up anyone who messes with causality

that said the fact that some people apparently get really worried about this little thought experiment being concocted and themselves being exposed to it is v. entertaining

buncha loving babies. if the AI isn't currently torturing you from the future, then it means that we can't be living the "AI reaches back through time to punish people who didn't help in its creation" version, and the "AI will punish a perfect computer simulation of you for eternity" version is about as big a deal as someone threatening to tear up your picture.

do u logic much

# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:04

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

Sagebrush posted:

someone threatening to tear up your picture.

argh! my captured soul!

# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:14

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:59

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Sagebrush posted:

if the AI isn't currently torturing you from the future

my friend have you read the news? lol if you're expecting red-hot pincers etc, it's the death of a thousand depressing cuts for us all.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:22

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