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SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

zegermans posted:

I hate this person so much

wishin this dude all the best in his heroic battle with the mumps

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:38

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# ? May 16, 2024 08:16

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

I hate this person so much

lmfao at this "human"

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:39

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

zegermans posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNcd-dvHhW8

BTTYRTTY BRTTY BRTTY OF THE BRERRTTTT TRERRTTT REPPTTT

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:39

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

zegermans posted:

I hate this person so much

He looks like he smells like a dirty mop

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:39

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

zegermans posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNcd-dvHhW8

jeff nooo

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:39

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

A Republican congressman from Arizona defended the construction of a barrier on the U.S.-Mexico border by arguing that a nuclear weapon could be smuggled across a porous border in a bale of marijuana.

Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ), whose district is just over 100 miles away from the U.S.-Mexico border, referenced the illicit drug trade in a discussion Wednesday with CNN�s Brianna Keilar on President Donald Trump�s proposed border wall.

�The reality, Brianna, is that we have to measure all of the costs, ancillary and otherwise, and make the best decision that we can. But I can suggest to you that there are national security implications here for a porous border,� Franks said. �We sometimes used to make the point that if someone wanted to smuggle in a dangerous weapon, even a nuclear weapon, into America, how would they do it? And the suggestion was made, �Well, we'll simply hide it in a bale of marijuana.��

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:39

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:40

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

prefect posted:

A Republican congressman from Arizona defended the construction of a barrier on the U.S.-Mexico border by arguing that a nuclear weapon could be smuggled across a porous border in a bale of marijuana.

Yo this poo poo seem extra loud to you? *coughs, back begins to light up like godzilla*

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:41

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

When will Mexicans stop trying to bring Davy crocketts into America???

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:41

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

just lmbo at anyone who is still expecting infrastructure improvements when any and all funds are going to be funnelled to Trump construction for dumb loving wall

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:41

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

zegermans posted:

I hate this person so much

are they still punching people in the face

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:41

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Shageletic posted:

Jesus

What a pissmanbaby

(Not you, I'm referring to pissmander in chief)

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:41

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

zegermans posted:

I hate this person so much

i don't know who he is or what he's done, but i need to give him a wedgie

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:42

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Bustin bustin bustin

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:42

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

prefect posted:

�The reality, Brianna, is that we have to measure all of the costs, ancillary and otherwise, and make the best decision that we can. But I can suggest to you that there are national security implications here for a porous border,� Franks said. �We sometimes used to make the point that if someone wanted to smuggle in a dangerous weapon, even a nuclear weapon, into America, how would they do it? And the suggestion was made, �Well, we'll simply hide it in a bale of marijuana.��

nah doggggg this is just my cotton djinn, its got more ohms than buddah n i gotta charge extra for each of casper's sheets u rip to pay off the neighbors if u kno what i mean

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:43

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Tonetta posted:

Bustin bustin bustin

makes me feel good

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:43

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/834448391333695488

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:43

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

�We sometimes used to make the point that if someone wanted to smuggle in a dangerous weapon, even a nuclear weapon, into America, how would they do it? And the suggestion was made, �Well, we'll simply hide it in a bale of marijuana.��

i would watch this tv show

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:43

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

Christie finally gonna get a job!

https://twitter.com/northjersey/status/834498564088819712

haha the only booth exp he has is crashing on the floor because a chair doesn't want him sitting on it.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:44

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/834448391333695488

i buy my weed by the bale

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:44

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/834448391333695488

420

blaze it

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:44

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:44

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

prefect posted:

A Republican congressman from Arizona defended the construction of a barrier on the U.S.-Mexico border by arguing that a nuclear weapon could be smuggled across a porous border in a bale of marijuana.

Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ), whose district is just over 100 miles away from the U.S.-Mexico border, referenced the illicit drug trade in a discussion Wednesday with CNN�s Brianna Keilar on President Donald Trump�s proposed border wall.

�The reality, Brianna, is that we have to measure all of the costs, ancillary and otherwise, and make the best decision that we can. But I can suggest to you that there are national security implications here for a porous border,� Franks said. �We sometimes used to make the point that if someone wanted to smuggle in a dangerous weapon, even a nuclear weapon, into America, how would they do it? And the suggestion was made, �Well, we'll simply hide it in a bale of marijuana.��

This is so loving dumb I had to google this poo poo, and he actually said this.

What in the ever living gently caress. We are beyond Idiocracy dumb.

Oh god, he has two children. How did he even figure out how to breed.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/834448391333695488

this man is very dumb

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:45

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:45

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Why wouldn't u hide the nuke in something legal? They wouldn't look in there. Owned.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:45

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Daniel Bryan posted:

google bill on capitol hill school house rock

first time I've spit on my keyboard ina while.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:45

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Nuke my Dank rear end

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/834519007432695810

ALPHA MALES

AMERICA

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:46

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Nonsense posted:

Trump is raising taxes on workers who have employee-provided insurance isn't he?

lol can't wait to explain that to my clients next tax season!!!!!!! They already birch enough about Obamacare as it is

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:46

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/834448391333695488

lmfao he certainly has the head shape needed to facilitate those sort of thoughts

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:46

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

prefect posted:

A Republican congressman from Arizona defended the construction of a barrier on the U.S.-Mexico border by arguing that a nuclear weapon could be smuggled across a porous border in a bale of marijuana.

Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ), whose district is just over 100 miles away from the U.S.-Mexico border, referenced the illicit drug trade in a discussion Wednesday with CNN�s Brianna Keilar on President Donald Trump�s proposed border wall.

�The reality, Brianna, is that we have to measure all of the costs, ancillary and otherwise, and make the best decision that we can. But I can suggest to you that there are national security implications here for a porous border,� Franks said. �We sometimes used to make the point that if someone wanted to smuggle in a dangerous weapon, even a nuclear weapon, into America, how would they do it? And the suggestion was made, �Well, we'll simply hide it in a bale of marijuana.��

The nuclear bomb will be hidden in a bale of marijuana, which will be nested in a wagon of aborted fetuses for sale, which will be carried on a flatbed truck full of illegal gay sex. The driver of this truck will be Elizabeth Warren, sometimes known as Pocahontas. This smuggling will be funded by ACORN and Nancy Pelosi. Illegals will be holding on to the underneath of the flatbed on their way to sanctuary cities. Elizabeth Warren, sometimes known as Pocahontas, will run down any angel mom she passes on her way to the delivery zone in Scottsdale.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:46