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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Rocks posted:

I wonder if James O Keefe will reveal such amazing secrets such as his last big hit DONNY DUCKS (personally funded by Hillary Clinton)

The whole ducks escapade led to some of the finest posting I have ever seen :911:

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

:psyduck:

quote:


“Specifically imagine for a moment, Mr. Speaker, the scenario of Hezbollah, one of Iran's terrorist proxies, gaining possession of just two nuclear warheads and bringing them across the border into the United States concealed, say, in bales of marijuana,” he said, “then transporting them into the heart of two different, crowded, unnamed cities. Then calling and telling the White House exactly when and where the first one will be detonated, and then following through 60 seconds later.”

:wtc:
:suicide:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Nichael posted:

I don't understand the intense hatred for CNN from Donny, especially when they almost assuredly got him elected. Why not target MSNBC who are much more open with how much they hate him?

Seriously, does anyone even think about CNN except Donny?

a lot of people can probably speculate but at the end of the day it seems like trump genuinely wants CNN to praise him, he wants positive responses from them when he does things

his entire life's goal has been in pursuit of approval from NYC wealthy elites, and part of that includes being praised by major media organizations like CNN and the NYT, but even after getting elected president everyone still knows that he's a joke

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Imagine larges bales of weed being put in the center of Philadelphia and detonated after nobody arouses suspicions at large bale of weed in the center of the city

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Nonsense posted:

Imagine larges bales of weed being put in the center of Philadelphia and detonated after nobody arouses suspicions at large bale of weed in the center of the city

you're right, we gotta move this operation to boulder

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SpaceGoku posted:

a lot of people can probably speculate but at the end of the day it seems like trump genuinely wants CNN to praise him, he wants positive responses from them when he does things

his entire life's goal has been in pursuit of approval from NYC wealthy elites, and part of that includes being praised by major media organizations like CNN and the NYT, but even after getting elected president everyone still knows that he's a joke

He apparently voraciously reads the NYT [lmao donny can't read] and so the fact that they're basically constantly on about how dumb he is has got to be grating

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Hello my name is nuclear marijuana

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
One reverse sex page

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



weed is decriminalized in philly

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

serious question, why hasn't there been an o'keefe sting that draws him in with the promise of juicy dirt and then someone beats the gently caress out of him on camera

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Gringostar posted:

reverse sex page cuming up

every page in C-SPAM is a reverse sex page

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Nonsense posted:

Imagine larges bales of weed being put in the center of Philadelphia and detonated after nobody arouses suspicions at large bale of weed in the center of the city


Zas posted:

you're right, we gotta move this operation to boulder

loving goddamnit i was two seconds too late to make this joke :colorado:

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Nonsense posted:

Imagine larges bales of weed being put in the center of Philadelphia and detonated after nobody arouses suspicions at large bale of weed in the center of the city

Imagine a government being run by grown adult men who believe the world's geopolitical foes are essentially batman villains.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

I hate this person so much



idk he was ok comix relief in rsxcue rangerd

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Conservatives constantly live in a torture porn world that I used to say would never happen but, well, Trump.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Nenonen posted:

every page in C-SPAM is a reverse sex page

Reverse!=negative bruh

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nenonen posted:

every page in C-SPAM is a reverse sex page

!ecin

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Imagine a government being run by grown adult men who believe the world's geopolitical foes are essentially batman villains.

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

logikv9 posted:

Hello my name is nuclear marijuana

please change my name to nuclear marijuana bale

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

QUICK
EMPTY QUOTE THIS POST!!!! HURRRRRRY!!!!

no

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
O'Keefe left a voice recorder in the bathroom of the CNN lobby and guess what awful things he discovered

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Corny posted:

katy tur and tony doukoupolis (???) are extremely attractive :swoon:

Tur had to leave a boyfriend in France or wherever to work Trump and I'm happy to see she found someone now, at the end of all things.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
breaking: nagatokey and hirocheeba totally blazed by Fat Blunt and Little Spliff

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Nonsense posted:

Imagine larges bales of weed being put in the center of Philadelphia and detonated after nobody arouses suspicions at large bale of weed in the center of the city

bales of weed the size of vans getting loaded off a flatbed with a 10 ton crane

just your regular giant bale of weed truck making an early morning giant bale of weed delivery

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Im gonna nuke this thread with pooposts I must become tje #1 pooposter

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Nichael posted:

I don't understand the intense hatred for CNN from Donny, especially when they almost assuredly got him elected. Why not target MSNBC who are much more open with how much they hate him?

Seriously, does anyone even think about CNN except Donny?

Dude CNN is basically toast when ol Queef unleashes the tape of himself accidently taping himself taking a poo poo

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Tonetta posted:

Im gonna nuke this thread with pooposts I must become tje #1 pooposter

no

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

O'Keefe left a voice recorder in the bathroom of the CNN lobby and guess what awful things he discovered

the only way he can get an erection now?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


this is the cheney method of reasoning

IMAGINE A TERRORIST HAD A BOMB AND THE ONLY WAY TO DISARM IT WAS TO RIP OFF HIS FINGERNAILS

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Al! posted:

hitler's thigh gap

thigh gap is kinda weird. personally don't see what the fuss about, i guess?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Imagine a government being run by grown adult men who are essentially batman villains.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Yes gently caress u like the don does his prosties

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

*takes hit from bong, exhales plutonium particles*

drat, this Oppenheimer Kush is the poo poo

Kevos Setzer
Dec 1, 2004

I can transform, right?

Trump looks more like a Dick Tracy villain. Don "Orangeface" Trump

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Nonsense posted:

Imagine larges bales of weed being put in the center of Philadelphia and detonated after nobody arouses suspicions at large bale of weed in the center of the city

I can see that, the same happened in 1945 at Hashishima and Naganjasaki.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Tonetta posted:

Yes gently caress u like the don does his prosties

please dont

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




“Specifically imagine for a moment, Mr. Speaker, the scenario of Hezbollah, one of Iran's terrorist proxies, gaining possession of just two nuclear warheads and bringing them across the border into the United States concealed, say, in bales of marijuana,” he said, “then transporting them into the heart of two different, crowded, unnamed cities. Then calling and telling the White House exactly when and where they will be doing penance, and 60 seconds later Matt Lauer looks in a mirror and sees that he's a goblim goblihs gpblin golkan goblhva gonlkb goblib glbib hlobub gonlibgvoblin goblib gonljm bon h goibloib hpibgln gpblin goblhv glbibm gobojv goblin goboblu hloji glblib

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

The whole ducks escapade led to some of the finest posting I have ever seen :911:

goddamn that was funny.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
bill cassidy has spent 5 minutes meandering through a response to a question on whether he would vote to repeal obamacare. crowd chanting YES or NO loudly

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




even the writers of 24 would say that is loving stupid and then keifer would jump on an xmas tree

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