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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

im never gonna snitch tho

snitches get funerals
https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Unperson_47 posted:

what govt agents you think read this thread?

Federal boobies inspectors are itt

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



also, baloogan, would you rather be conway or spicy?

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

ex post facho posted:

im buying a powerball tonigjt and u cant stop me

i thought powerball wanted a boyfriend, not a john

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Unperson_47 posted:

also, baloogan, would you rather be conway or spicy?

lol you said wood heh heh heh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



A buddy of mine who is active in KY union stuff ended up sitting next to Rand Paul on a flight today. He asked why he was heading back to DC despite not meeting with his constituents even once, and Rand muttered something about "important meetings" which is a funny way of responding to a question about why you aren't meeting with the people you nominally represent.

Apparently he was reading Francis Fukuyama's "The End of History and the Last Man" and like cranberry juice and seltzer water

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


*sees mexican flag*

wtf man why the anti-trump banner

*sees koran*

you even got a whole anti-trump book? wth

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:

also, baloogan, would you rather be conway or spicy?

conway / spicy otp

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Al! posted:

im never gonna snitch tho

as long as it isn't that taylor swift gimick idgaf

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





speskmg of longrerm jelq goaks

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

conway / spicy otp

you are a con in a way, but not very spicy lamo

TRUD

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Apparently he was reading Francis Fukuyama's "The End of History and the Last Man" and like cranberry juice and seltzer water

this isn't a good sign haha

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Conway is only 50 lmao

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Unperson_47 posted:

what govt agents you think read this thread?

Mostly it's just me but sometimes the president browses this thread and yells at me to post things.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


ex post facho posted:

im buying a powerball tonigjt and u cant stop me

man it sucked when that fucker was at a billion bucks

people would walk up and buy literally a hundred tickets at a time and i'm just like :negative: i don't wanna steal your money :negative:



also it sucked because the store's lottery machine was a piece of poo poo and you had to worry about accidentally sending the drat order twice

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

this isn't a good sign haha

hes rand paul you goddam fool

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

murked by dragon posted:

post ur top 200 reasons why hillary lost

Because Hillary sucks, repeated 200 times.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Conway is only 50 lmao

use

SUN

SCREEN

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Good reason to legalize weed!~

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Baloogan posted:

conway / spicy otp

i had to look up otp. you truly are an anime fiend

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hes rand paul you goddam fool

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoPVC4YxDlI

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Shugojin posted:

use

SUN

SCREEN

or

DONT

BE

A

loving

MOUTHPIECE

TO

EVIL

FUCKS

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Shugojin posted:

man it sucked when that fucker was at a billion bucks

people would walk up and buy literally a hundred tickets at a time and i'm just like :negative: i don't wanna steal your money :negative:



also it sucked because the store's lottery machine was a piece of poo poo and you had to worry about accidentally sending the drat order twice

Your expected return on a dollar is over a dollar once the powerball gets above ~450m so you're owned

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

free joe

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

thats nice that ron paul went picking daisies

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Shugojin posted:

use

SUN

SCREEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTSCAQzY9k

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Unperson_47 posted:

what govt agents you think read this thread?

carl mark force iv

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Shugojin posted:

use

SUN

SCREEN

it's also hard not to smoke 4 packs of misty 120s a day when ur boss is trump

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Epic High Five posted:

A buddy of mine who is active in KY union stuff ended up sitting next to Rand Paul on a flight today. He asked why he was heading back to DC despite not meeting with his constituents even once, and Rand muttered something about "important meetings" which is a funny way of responding to a question about why you aren't meeting with the people you nominally represent.

Apparently he was reading Francis Fukuyama's "The End of History and the Last Man" and like cranberry juice and seltzer water

Did he comment about how tiny Rand is?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Leviathan posted:

it's also hard not to smoke 4 packs of misty 120s a day when ur boss is trump

it is if you spend enough time smoking weed like god intended

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Leviathan posted:

it's also hard not to smoke 4 packs of misty 120s a day when ur boss is trump

election day i smoked 3 packs

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



those instant win scratchoff things you can get at some gas stations. the teller can just scan it and tell you if it's a win. it's the dumbest poo poo. bring back punchboards

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/834499181976944642

gahahahaha Trump is screwing over the congress so hard

I'm not sure how "I will sign whatever misbegotten nonsense Congress puts up in front of me" equates to "screwing over the Congress." Unless you mean that Ryan will have to leaf through a,couple of pages of whatever Koch-sponsored tax reform package gets delivered to his office.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mr Hootington posted:

Did he comment about how tiny Rand is?

No, I think having him as your actual representative sort of removes any possibility of humor

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Nancy DeVry

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
She can lick my chula

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
why would you let her lick your chalupa

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

sullat posted:

I'm not sure how "I will sign whatever misbegotten nonsense Congress puts up in front of me" equates to "screwing over the Congress." Unless you mean that Ryan will have to leaf through a,couple of pages of whatever Koch-sponsored tax reform package gets delivered to his office.

congress can't agree on how to handle the ACA or the budget (there's a huge split among repubs over the "border adjustment", some want it 20%, some want it lower, some don't want it at all)

the house and senate are split on a lot of issues, and the house itself is split on a lot of issues, even with majorities in both houses republicans can't get their people together to actually pass anything

in times like this the congress would normally look to the white house for guidance but the white house is full if incompetent morons and is useless, so everyone is basically spinning their wheels

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