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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Good news and not so good news about my finger! It's healing really great, it's effectively completely cleaned up of all clots and dead skin. This has allowed me to realize that the pressure of the bite actually split the fingertip open from front to back, including part of the nail base. That's loving gross! Spider monkeys are incredibly strong physically. Take my advice: never make one mad. You will literally die.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Glad to hear you're getting better. :)

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Picnic Princess posted:

Good news and not so good news about my finger!
Now get chomped by a Manatee...for science :science:.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Picnic Princess posted:

Take my advice: never make one mad. You will literally die.

In that case I'm glad it was just a bit of finger!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Post Your Picture II: Monkeys Can Kill

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WebDog posted:

Now get chomped by a Manatee...for science :science:.

Don't do that! Molesting manatees is a crime in Florida. We love our derpy sea cows.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

In that case I'm glad it was just a bit of finger!

just the tip

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
PSA don't stick your fingers in your mouth. I touched my index finger to my tongue to taste something on Friday night and within 20 minutes my sinuses exploded. I'm nursing myself with a steady diet of pasta, water, advil, and sudafed.

My favorite selfies are mostly shots of my hands at my head while I'm fixing my hair. Weird

I also cleaned the mirror beforehand which was kind of amusing.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Post Your Picture II: Selfies and Chill, Monkeys Can Kill

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Teagan posted:

oh....wow.

I think we need to start making movie posters for whatever horror show monkey virus is going to take over Picnic Princess now...

It'll be like the weirdest Pokemon evolution ever. PICNIC PRINCESS has evolved into MONKEY MATRIARCH

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Goons at our finest:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


It's a good birb. Here's my parents' cat:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Scathach posted:

Goons at our finest:



Cool glowing card.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Post Your Picture II: Simians & Kill

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Helo frens

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Post Your Picture III: planes, trains, & automobiles

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


Lookin good Gaston

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you


Looking very Canadian in the snow. Oscar is on the look-out for spots he hasn't peed on yet.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


I present a self portrait at age 20 in 2010.



I miss the hair :qq:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Your hair looks great!

(That person behind you isn't bad either)

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Scathach posted:

Your hair looks great!

(That person behind you isn't bad either)
Looking great is tiring

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's a good birb. Here's my parents' cat:



Josh Lyman posted:

Looking great is tiring


I want to hug both these cats.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Do birds like to be hugged?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

It depends on the bird. Lots of bigger ones like macaws and cockatoos seem to enjoy hugs. My bird's too little to hug, but if he had his way he'd spend all day every day cupped in my hands or tucked in one like a half-melted ice cream cone.




Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


If both hands are with bird, how does take picture? :tinfoil:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Camera eyes. Literally A Cyborb.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Scathach posted:

Camera eyes. Literally A Cyborb.

a common problem on these forums

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It depends on the bird. Lots of bigger ones like macaws and cockatoos seem to enjoy hugs. My bird's too little to hug, but if he had his way he'd spend all day every day cupped in my hands or tucked in one like a half-melted ice cream cone.






Agoochigoo. I want to do this to every sparrow I see, alas they are always very suspicious of my motives.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

The Zombie Guy posted:

I'm super jelly of Picnic Princess working with animals, even with the occasional mauling thrown in. Good for you!

I took a trip down to Florida, and of course, no visit to the US would be complete without shooting some guns!

Shot some small guns:


Shot some bigger guns:


And then topped it off with some cheap beer.



Thanks America!

I also had the poo poo scared out of me while snorkeling just off shore in Ft Lauderdale. I was standing in about chest deep water, trying to get water out of my mask, when I saw a huuuuuge dark shape slowly cruise by just in front of me. I quickly stuck my mask back on and stuck my face in the water to see what was about to take a bite out of me. It was a manatee :3: Big ol' cute fatty just cruised by, not a care in the world, so I just waved.

When ever people from overseas come to town I try to make sure to take them shooting. I always hand them a second pistol and say because I know you want to, everyone of them has said I really do.

Glad you had fun, Glock and p90?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Rolling Rock isn't that bad for cheap beer.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

whiteyfats posted:

Rolling Rock isn't that bad for cheap beer.

I discovered IPAs sort of recently, like a few months ago. I found one local brew that is 9.6% by volume, it's amazing. Nine bucks for a six pack of bottles with more than twice the content of Bud Light. I'm all about that. Saves on the calories for a lot more buzz.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Taken by a classmate during a photo exercise.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
This is like, men goon thread now

no girls allowed!

I haven't showered or shaved since Monday and I'm generally letting myself look how I feel. I also did something kind of bad and I'm stopping after I'm through with the pack. Totally not cigarettes.

Anagram of GINGER has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Feb 22, 2017

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

I think you missed Literally a Bird's hands in those photos, they are quite feminine! Also, there are birds.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Part of my finger might fall off after all, but that's okay. I'm really interested to see how this is going to scar.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:stonk:

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

At least it's an interesting story and not like, "I whacked it with a hammer"

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