Inco posted:

This isn't schadenfreude, this is great. Kid's already figured out how to tackle his problems head-on.

COOL CORN posted:

That's my old collection, I switched from planos to coin envelopes, it's a lot more compact and easier to sort through.

\/\/

edit-- not my picture, but a similar setup:


edit2-- some people also use matchboxes


edit3--


Come on, you only roll for blaze creation in advancing fire phase, not at the beginning of the turn. But, if you roll a 12 on the wind check at the beginning of the turn, gusts are created and blazes can spread to adjacent locations, so that's fair.

final edit--

I know the guy who owns this ASL collections:

Decrepus posted:

Why would anyone want to do that

COOL CORN posted:

That's my old collection, I switched from planos to coin envelopes, it's a lot more compact and easier to sort through.

\/\/

edit-- not my picture, but a similar setup:


edit2-- some people also use matchboxes


edit3--


Come on, you only roll for blaze creation in advancing fire phase, not at the beginning of the turn. But, if you roll a 12 on the wind check at the beginning of the turn, gusts are created and blazes can spread to adjacent locations, so that's fair.

final edit--

I know the guy who owns this ASL collections:

AzureSkys posted:

It doesn't sound like much outside of the mormon culture, but it's really undermining the narrative and helping people leave (including me).

snergle posted:

Thanks for that infopost I didn't know a lot of that. I just didn't like mormons because of anti gay views they spend money on to force onto others. prop 34 etc.

ElGroucho posted:

Guys, did we just become BEST FRIENDS!?

oldpainless posted:

You'd think that Mormon would naturally appeal to gay males.

Azhais posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/ABgny

SpacePig posted:

I'm inclined to think that Australian dashcam videos are real as well.

`Nemesis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CByMwp5fa5A

tight aspirations posted:

xergm posted:

The real schadenfreude here is publicly announcing your millions in lottery winnings.

tight aspirations posted:

Azhais posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/ABgny

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

And that's when the pilot of the plane stood up and asked if anyone spoke jive.

H2SO4 posted:

everything out of this dude's mouth is stdh.txt for the record

Sunswipe posted:

Can't help but think Bob could have doubled his money if they'd not bothered with the novelty cheque and just given him what it costs to make one.

Zipperelli. posted:

Ah yes, show us your plane ticket that has zero bearing on whether your story is true or not. That'll for sure convince us this is real.

BrianBoitano posted:

And miss out on this year's Christmas card photo?

The Sexual Shiite posted:

The schadenfreude is on us because phanatic lost his red text when he ate his ban.

Railing Kill posted:

Did he get banned? Last I knew he got probated for a week. But if he got banned: lol

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/texas-hunters-blamed-immigrants-after-accidentally-shooting-each-other-a7591471.html posted:

Texas hunters who accidentally shot each other blamed undocumented immigrants, police reveal

Investigators think paranoia about 'illegals' led the group to mistakenly open fire on each other

A hunting guide and his client accidentally shot each other and then blamed it on undocumented migrants, police in the US have said.

Officers attended the scene at a remote south Texas ranch, near to the Mexico border, in early January, finding the two men bleeding from gunshot wounds. A second guide was involved in the incident, but escaped without injury.

The casualties, guide Walker Daughtery, 26, and client Edwin Roberts, 59, and the other guide, Michael Bryant, told police they suspected the shooters were undocumented immigrants they had seen on the ranch earlier in their trip.

Their story was shared thousands of times online after Texas Commissioner of Agriculture and Donald Trump ally Sid Miller wrote about it on Facebook.

But police and a grand jury have now concluded the men were lying about the incident, and actually shot each other.

Investigators believe that Mr Daughtery became paranoid that illegal immigrants were inside a vehicle with Mr Roberts and his wife and attempted to get inside without saying anything, prompting Mr Roberts to shoot at the door.

Mr Daughtery then ran back to his cabin to grab his gun and to get backup from Mr Bryant, and together they opened fire on the truck.

Mr Daughtery and Mr Roberts were both struck by bullets, to the chest and to the arm respectively. It is believed that Mr Daughtery shot Mr Roberts, his client, and Mr Bryant shot Mr Daughtery, his colleague.

Police told news channel CBS 7 they are conducting ballistic testing to determine which guns fired which bullets, but they cannot test the bullet that struck Mr Daughtery as it is too close to his heart to be safely removed.

Mr Daughtery and Mr Bryant have both been indicted on third-degree felony charges, punishable by up to five years in prison.

After the alleged attack, a family friend setup a GoFundMe page stating that Mr Daughtery and his group were involved in a shoot-out with some illegal immigrants that were trying to steal his RV with his clients still inside it.

The appeal, to help pay for Mr Daughtery's medical bills as he is uninsured, raised over $26,000 (more than £20,000) before it was shut down.

Mr Daughtery's fiancée, who was at the ranch on the night of the shooting, told CBS 7 she could not comment on the case until it was completed, but said the couple had had multiple encounters with undocumented immigrants in the past month. She claimed they had had hundreds of dollars'-worth of supplies stolen by them from the ranch.

Although the area is well known for undocumented migrants from Mexico crossing over the border, Presidio County Sheriff Danny Dominguez said he had never seen violence like the alleged incident before. He said he was sceptical of the story from the beginning, and suggested the hunters were paranoid.

He told CBS 7: “I mean border patrol are experts in tracking in this area, we trust what they say because that’s all they do on a daily basis, and they didn’t find no sign, no indication that there was anybody in or out of that area that night.

“By the looks of it right now, we believe that during the shooting, with all the commotion and confusion going on, we believe that Michael shot Walker and Walker had shot Edwin,” Mr Dominguez added.

Mr Dominguez added that it took emergency services nearly two hours to arrive at the remote ranch, but fortunately one of the men’s wives was a nurse and was able to keep both men from bleeding out.

He said he wants ranchers and residents in the area to know they have nothing to fear at this time "regarding any violence from across the border".

Mr Miller, who became infamous in the US during last year’s election campaign when he called Democrat candidate Hillary Clinton a "c***" in a Tweet, deleted his initial Facebook post about the incident after police said they were suspicious of the hunters’ story.

Mr Miller’s initial post included two pictures of Mr Daugherty, one of which showed him in his hospital bed.

“The aliens were ambushing the RV that Walker and his wife. He was shot while trying to protect his hunters from the attack. Walker is a man of God and is now a hero,” Mr Miller wrote.

“This is why we need the wall and to secure our borders,” he added, in the post.

In addition to criticising the commissioner for spreading "fake news" people commenting on social media and local news outlets declared it ironic that it was actually paranoia about border security, not a lack of border security, that appears to have landed the two men in hospital.

COOL CORN posted:

YUP

JayKay posted:

He ded?

Azhais posted:

Are you guys trying to tell me that comedians aren't to be trusted?