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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

TotalHell posted:

huge infrastructure spending to ensure the safe shipment of industrial drums full of piss to the president

that's how the wall pays for itself, it will have a 1700-mile-long urinal trough installed on the bottom

and it will be covered in banksy stencils of ed balls

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:21

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# ? May 11, 2024 13:13

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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hello friends have any nazis gotten punched/outed as pedophiles today

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:21

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

STAC Goat posted:

Cotton: One more question.
Guy: Will you stop selling bombs to Saudi Arabia and putting profit over humans?
Cotton: Not you, the adorable little kid with a softball.
Kid: Why does Donald Trump hate Mexicans when us kids know that's wrong?
Cotton: sigh

gently caress yeah for the intolerant left!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:22

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834572584150847488

!!!!

impossible

no one meets the Mitch and survives

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:22

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Is there a transcript of Cotton's Q&A with the child yet?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:22

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/834558284178845696

Holy gently caress :lol:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:22

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

The joose is loose

phenazepam is a hell of a drug. Maybe the best way to survive trumps amrica tho

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:24

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Trazz posted:

Is there a transcript of Cotton's Q&A with the child yet?

unless somebody was transcribing the whole thing in real time, or someone has a team of people transcribing it in parallel, i doubt it

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:24

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

euphronius posted:

grim

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/834563219150741504

it's like the end of ghostbusters 2

bannon would be the slime of course

pissed off people are the ones singing

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:26

knobgobblin: Oct 28, 2010; got a bone to pick

i missed the kid, is there a clip?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:26

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Duscat posted:

unless somebody was transcribing the whole thing in real time, or someone has a team of people transcribing it in parallel, i doubt it

Eh, I suppose I can wait an hour for the hot takes.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:26

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Squizzle posted:

NATU LAUER

natural lawyer??? bird law?????

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:26

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

https://twitter.com/Ashley_Shaffer0/status/834520059590631425

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:28

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

deadgoon posted:

natural lawyer??? bird law?????

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:29

Floor is lava: May 14, 2007; Fallen Rib

euphronius posted:

grim

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/834563219150741504

Is Bannon actually Trump's mentat?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:30

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

laurie penny wrote an article on Milo's followers that is both extremely smart and extremely lol

quote:

The vehemence of the protests and the headline-baiting images of masked men setting fires and breaking glass represent a small win for Yiannopoulos: He gets to go on Fox News and play the victim. The rest of the crew are purely freaked out. One of the younger hangers-on has an anxiety disorder and had to fight down a panic attack that could have held up the swift retreat.

Whatever anyone claims, it�s hard to shake off being run out of town by 3,000 people screaming that you�re a Nazi. It�s the sort of thing that gives everyone but the coldest sociopath at least a little pause, and most of this crew don�t have the gumption or street smarts to function outside of a Reddit forum. They�re not the flint-eyed skinheads that many anti-fascists are used to fighting. I�m not a brawler, but I�d wager that these kids could be knocked down with a well-aimed stack of explanatory pamphlets, thus resolving decades of debate about whether it�s better to punch or to reason with racists.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:30

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

euphronius posted:

grim

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/834563219150741504

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:31

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Trazz posted:

Is there a transcript of Cotton's Q&A with the child yet?

"I like mexican people and Donald Trump wants to cut PBS kids shows to make a wall because he hates mexicans, why is he doing this?"
"*tugs at shirt collar* well uh we can have them both, welp gotta go!!!"

Basically

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:32

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

https://twitter.com/Live5News/status/834556250272722945

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:33

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Alan Is More Upset posted:

Is Bannon actually Trump's mentat?

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the liquor that thoughts acquire speed, the liver acquires fat, the fat becomes cirrhosis. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:35

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

succ posted:

https://twitter.com/Live5News/status/834556250272722945

Controversial, but I personally think it should be legal for any black person to make a heroic leap to snatch down any confederate flag they see.

Like, that should have just been part of Reconstruction.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:35

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

succ posted:

https://twitter.com/Live5News/status/834556250272722945

a true patriot

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:35

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

i've had the dune novels on my kindle for like 2 months, i should probably read them instead of rereading the dark tower series for the twentieth time

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:36

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

The chair of my local county Democratic party announced he's resigning. Oh boy.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:36

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Come on and jam, and welcomeI to the slammer

Thats how the song goes right

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:36

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

first dune book is the greatest science fiction book ever written

everything after that is pretty not good

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:37

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MaxxBot posted:

https://twitter.com/Ashley_Shaffer0/status/834520059590631425

lol that jones will survive another 20 years given his intake of random poo poo he finds in the subway

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:37

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

succ posted:

https://twitter.com/Live5News/status/834556250272722945

gently caress that traitor's flag

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:37

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

we'll have a contest: who can say more words/syllables of "so much for the tolerant left" before they die after the guillotine blade drops

anything you manage to say after decapitation counts!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:37

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/834569982579204096

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:38

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

STAC Goat posted:

Controversial, but I personally think it should be legal for any black person to make a heroic leap to snatch down any confederate flag they see.

Like, that should have just been part of Reconstruction.

next you'll try to say they should have gotten 40 acres and mule too!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:38

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

the black husserl posted:

laurie penny wrote an article on Milo's followers that is both extremely smart and extremely lol

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:39

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

STAC Goat posted:

Controversial, but I personally think it should be legal for any black person to make a heroic leap to snatch down any confederate flag they see.

Like, that should have just been part of Reconstruction.

Unfortunately Lincoln, in an Obama-esque move, did absolutely nothing right in terms of making sure his legacy was secured even the day after he was out of office

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:40

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

gently caress that traitor's flag

I find that "treasonous rag" is a more fun description

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:42

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

BUSH 2112 posted:

i've had the dune novels on my kindle for like 2 months, i should probably read them instead of rereading the dark tower series for the twentieth time

dune novels are really good when ur 13!!!!!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:42

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Here's the video of our new national hero, Toby :911:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/834574772881203200

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:42

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Unfortunately Lincoln, in an Obama-esque move, did absolutely nothing right in terms of making sure his legacy was secured even the day after he was out of office

to be fair to lincoln, that day probably caught him a little by surprise

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:42