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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Baloogan posted:

I have a 8" wide handlebar mustache

prove it

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
no

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

fake news :rolleyes:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


lmao some intern sent a boilerplate campaign fundraising letter to everyone in mccain's rolodex and the ambassador happened to be one of them

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

triple sulk posted:

45th President of the United States of America Donald J. Trump is killing more American children by removing their protections as transgender persons

it's just self-deportation for transgendered individuals (to the afterlife)

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
I just read the OP of this thread again and it's still good

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Epic High Five posted:

So taxes stay down and Kansas becomes the first failed state?

Back to Little House on the Prairie!

-- a glass-half-full kinda guy.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


best friends!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

was said in haste without access to any measuring tools and is whispier than I'd care to admit!!!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Mariana Horchata posted:

fk that sounds delicious even tho i am at 95% capacity rn - noted tho



Watching him and his friends get baked then watch Ancient Aliens was far more enjoyable than it had any right to be.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
its not the size that matters

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Mariana Horchata posted:

never trust a man w/ a mustache

i did once and it was all weird and bristly when he gave it back

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


SpaceGoku posted:

lmao some intern sent a boilerplate campaign fundraising letter to everyone in mccain's rolodex and the ambassador happened to be one of them

Trump campaign did this to a buncha foreigners, including elected members of the British parliment (iirc) multiple times this election.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan posted:

its not the size that matters

says the canadian duck

makes u think

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

also lmao the letter was sent at the end of october when mccain's campaign was in a flat spin and the economy was melting down and obama was up by double digits in most states

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



earlier today i saw some trump people in online blog comments actually trying to explain why trump golfing all the time is a-ok while obama golfing sometimes isn't

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this was their finest hour

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Baloogan posted:

its not the size that matters

not sure you'll recover from a posting gaffe of this magnitude baloogs

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i've felt the pain that hubris brings

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

putin pissed mccain is going hard against his boy

not in any meaningful way, but with words

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
well yeah the golf course is for whites only

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

ATP_Power posted:

Trump campaign did this to a buncha foreigners, including elected members of the British parliment (iirc) multiple times this election.

yeah it happens to a lot of campaigns every year, it's a gently caress up, but it's like the equivalent of forgetting to buy eggs at the grocery

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schnorkles posted:

not sure you'll recover from a posting gaffe of this magnitude baloogs

ed balls is real, and strong, and cucking ur girlfriend

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Yinlock posted:

meanwhile, in one of those planets version of nyt

Distant Life Bearing Planet Discovered, Holy poo poo You Won't Believe How Dumb They Are

yeah and they're only up to like season 1978, they've got no idea what's coming up next

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Addamere posted:

ed balls is real, and strong, and cucking ur girlfriend

drat brutal

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

earlier today i saw some trump people in online blog comments actually trying to explain why trump golfing all the time is a-ok while obama golfing sometimes isn't

In fairness, I'd much rather Trump spent all his time golfing than trying to do anything important. Except for the time he gets into a sand trap and OUT COMES THE loving FOOTBALL

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
the expanse was real good tonight, fam

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

BarronsArtGallery posted:

the expanse was real good tonight, fam

is this show actually any good because i couldn't even make it through the first ep

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wonder what president trump's own personal vietnam flashbacks are like

does he wake up screaming from nightmares about a b-lister going down on him with chapped lips?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

afghan cuisine is good

:yeah:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

do not eat a blanket friend

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
or do im not ur mom

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tbh mite be funy

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
i did nazi this cumming

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Addamere posted:

i wonder what president trump's own personal vietnam flashbacks are like

does he wake up screaming from nightmares about a b-lister going down on him with chapped lips?

I like the theory that his brain is sizzling in a skillet that is end-stage syphilis and has actual hallucinations of fighting in vietnam

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



prepared to be shocked y'all, trump might have been full of poo poo about something

Air Force Stumped by Trump's Claim of $1 Billion Savings on Jet

quote:

The Air Force can’t account for $1 billion in savings that President Donald Trump said he’s negotiated for the program to develop, purchase and operate two new Boeing Co. jets to serve as Air Force One.

“To my knowledge I have not been told that we have that information,” Colonel Pat Ryder, an Air Force spokesman, told reporters Wednesday when asked how Trump had managed to reduce the price for the new presidential plane. “I refer you to the White House,” Ryder said. A White House spokesman didn’t respond to repeated inquiries about Trump’s comments.

it's a good thing that nothing matters

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
everyone is watching the dumb dnc debate arent they

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Krazyface posted:

yeah and they're only up to like season 1978, they've got no idea what's coming up next

"Wait, one of the strongest nations on that planet chose a geriatric former actor with Alzheimers as their leader? Holy poo poo, that's definitely going to be lowest point in their entire history."

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
to and fro goes the way /
after a time of decay comes a turning point

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