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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXYnCU4ORH4

jimmy fallon doing an impression of adam sandler

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Weeping Wound posted:

he can not and will not stop giggling at every single thing he utters to himself or to others

Alcoholics do this to hide their secret shame

When the laughter stops...all that's left is the bottle

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sometimes it's also about melting your brain with research chemicals or banging unlimited heroin into your veins

and every single person doing so has been personally vetted by the President of Liberland :haw:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

EugeneJ posted:

Alcoholics do this to hide their secret shame

When the laughter stops...all that's left is the bottle

welcome 2 nite crew

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sometimes it's also about melting your brain with research chemicals or banging unlimited heroin into your veins

so kentucky and west virginia basically

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
jimmy fallon is getting his own ride at universal studios

there is no justice in the world

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

American states look so puny compared to Canadian provinces. Sad!

Fun Facts About Canada:


More people live in the U.S. State of California than in the entire "country" of Canada.

75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the United States of America.

Canada's primary exports are maple syrup, poutine, and hockey players.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
i just found out about the 4th circuit gun ban, great work keeping this an electoral issue

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

fallon was the one fawning over Trump during the election right

because I have some strong words to post over Twitter if so

Someone post that gif of Fallon ruffling Trump's hair.

I don't have acess to imgur anymore, it's a daily struggle now.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
so did the cop who tried to murder that teen and got away with it get his house burned down yet

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Oh cool, a live CPAC stream! I wonder what craziness is on air now...

*Sees panel with Scott Walker, Sam Brownback, and...*

Eh, I'll check back later.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXYnCU4ORH4

jimmy fallon doing an impression of adam sandler

Jimmy Fallon might've helped to normalize and usher in a new era of Nazi-styled fascist rhetoric, but his worst crime is how loving unfunny he is.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

doctor iono posted:

jimmy fallon is getting his own ride at universal studios

there is no justice in the world

You didn't realize the no-justice thing until just now?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



has anyone said Lame O'Queef yet?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

mastershakeman posted:

i just found out about the 4th circuit gun ban, great work keeping this an electoral issue

Sure its a losing issue but it beats having to actually address inner city poverty!

- H

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

doctor iono posted:

jimmy fallon is getting his own ride at universal studios

there is no justice in the world

I stopped watching Jurassic World when I saw that he was the new replacement for the animated DNA strand. Literally stopped the movie and deleted it off my computer when I saw Fallon.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

WarMECH posted:

Fun Facts About Canada:


More people live in the U.S. State of California than in the entire "country" of Canada.

75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the United States of America.

Canada's primary exports are maple syrup, poutine, and hockey players.

Seems like Canada is ripe for the taking

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
why does jimmy fallon always have bandages/braces on his fingers

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

WarMECH posted:

Fun Facts About Canada:


More people live in the U.S. State of California than in the entire "country" of Canada.

75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the United States of America.

Canada's primary exports are maple syrup, poutine, and hockey players.

our primary economic driver also appears to be trading houses and facilitating chinese money laundering

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/FairviewFireDis/status/834764823657320448

I was kind of hoping it was higher so the odds would be better in 2018.

365*4*91 = 132,860

If they're in the right states, looks like we'll only have 4 years of Trump!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Brother Friendship posted:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-atheists-idUSKBN1621I3

Pope owns so what


I mean I have literally never heard of that in my life but I completely agree, good pope!
that saying is much more common in south america and italy, where people will say they are catholic just to fit in with the cultural majority

in north america basically nobody gives a poo poo so

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

WarMECH posted:

why does jimmy fallon always have bandages/braces on his fingers

extreme techdeck

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

so did the cop who tried to murder that teen and got away with it

gonna have to be more specific there

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

WarMECH posted:

why does jimmy fallon always have bandages/braces on his fingers
He is an alcoholic and is constantly falling down/jamming his fingers in stuff

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU

prefect posted:

You didn't realize the no-justice thing until just now?

oh no sorry its just emblematic

lol if that was it though

fallon :argh:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

WarMECH posted:

Fun Facts About Canada:


More people live in the U.S. State of California than in the entire "country" of Canada.

75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the United States of America.

Canada's primary exports are maple syrup, poutine, and hockey players.

if you die in canadia do you die in real life

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

WarMECH posted:

why does jimmy fallon always have bandages/braces on his fingers

He almost lost his finger, and was in the ICU for 10 days.

http://www.eonline.com/news/675894/jimmy-fallon-reveals-his-finger-almost-had-to-be-amputated-after-freak-fall-i-was-in-the-icu-for-10-days

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

if you die in canadia do you die in real life

no

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

Seems like Canada is ripe for the taking

the only good thing about canada is the time their pm strongarmed trump so he couldnt do that ridiculous yank thing he calls a handshake


A Great Moment in Canadian History :canada:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I want to tar and feather Jimmy Fallon

band of brothers ruining rear end

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

even his own body parts are trying to get away from him

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

WarMECH posted:

why does jimmy fallon always have bandages/braces on his fingers

Accidents and self-injury from inebriation, not joking

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Kurtofan posted:

Seems like Canada is ripe for the taking

54'40 baby. gonna get us some shale and run i-5 from san ysidro to prudhoe bay

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


I really don't get the hate for Fallon. I mean, yeah, his bit with Trump was hosed up but other than that he's obviously intentionally keeping everything family friendly, for all ages to enjoy, including kids. That's his thing. That's why everything is so 'fun' and silly. He's become more political lately but even then the jokes are just goofy, silly fun.

It's kind of like watching the Simpsons and then complaining it's not like King of the Hill or Southpark or whatever. Fallon's thing is being silly and fun and light hearted. Don't like it, don't watch it, but don't go expecting anything other than 'fun' being shoved into your face as inoffensively as possible if you do watch it.

I mean, he regularly has kids on the show to show off their goofy inventions, and he interviews people while doing a sort of russian roulette with (un)boiled eggs.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i can never remember which one is jimmy fallon and which one is jimmy kimmel

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!
Canada will become New US once we melt and dry up the southern half of the US and everything begins inevitably shifting northward

i hope im dead before I am forced to move to canada :unsmith:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Epic High Five posted:

It's a Klan thing I'd imagine

anyway he's just defensive because he got doing something naughty
that article owns

but reminder that the klan literally murdered catholic politicians back in the earlier 1900s and a lot of chapters still don't like papists

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Let's cut off Jimmy Fallons limbs[thread donation drive idea anyone??]

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Aliquid posted:

Accidents and self-injury from inebriation, not joking

i choose to believe he knows he's a fraud and literally cannot comprehend that people watch his show

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Taeke posted:

I really don't get the hate for Fallon. I mean, yeah, his bit with Trump was hosed up but other than that he's obviously intentionally keeping everything family friendly, for all ages to enjoy, including kids. That's his thing. That's why everything is so 'fun' and silly. He's become more political lately but even then the jokes are just goofy, silly fun.

It's kind of like watching the Simpsons and then complaining it's not like King of the Hill or Southpark or whatever. Fallon's thing is being silly and fun and light hearted. Don't like it, don't watch it, but don't go expecting anything other than 'fun' being shoved into your face as inoffensively as possible if you do watch it.

I mean, he regularly has kids on the show to show off their goofy inventions, and he interviews people while doing a sort of russian roulette with (un)boiled eggs.

he's really, really unfunny

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