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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

tenderjerk posted:

My dad has been a "Letterman or NOTHING" kind of late night TV viewer as long as I've been alive, to the extent he just stopped watching tv after the news after Letterman retired. He had zero interest in Colbert when he took over Late Show & had no exposure to the Colbert Report, but last week he said to me "have you seen Stephen Colbert's show? I had no idea he was this funny."

He also called Jimmy Fallon a "jackass" on his SNL days and am pretty sure he's never seen his show.

that's my rad dad story, goons

dang

good dad

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:21

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:21

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

:confuoot:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:21

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Kurtofan posted:

the dreaded moose-limbs

Hey everyone, please read this good rear end op-ed by a friend of a friend:

I Was a Muslim in Trump's White House

quote:

When Trump issued a ban on travelers from seven Muslim-majority countries and all Syrian refugees, I knew I could no longer stay and work for an administration that saw me and people like me not as fellow citizens, but as a threat.

Throughout 2015 and 2016, I watched with disbelief, apprehension, and anxiety, as Trump�s style of campaigning instigated fear and emboldened xenophobes, anti-Semites, and Islamophobes. While cognizant of the possibility of Trump winning, I hoped a majority of the electorate would never condone such a hateful and divisive worldview.

During the campaign last February, Obama visited a Baltimore mosque and reminded the public that �we�re one American family, and when any part of our family starts to feel separate�It�s a challenge to our values.� His words would go unheeded by his successor.

The climate in 2016 felt like it did just after 9/11. What made it worse was that this fear and hatred were being fueled by Americans in positions of power. Fifth-grade students at a local Sunday school where I volunteered shared stories of being bullied by classmates and teachers, feeling like they didn�t belong here anymore, and asked if they might get kicked out of this country if Trump won. I was almost hit by a car by a white man laughing as he drove by in a Costco parking lot, and on another occasion was followed out of the metro by a man screaming profanities: �gently caress you! gently caress Islam! Trump will send you back!�

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:21

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

My dad has been a "Letterman or NOTHING" kind of late night TV viewer as long as I've been alive, to the extent he just stopped watching tv after the news after Letterman retired. He had zero interest in Colbert when he took over Late Show & had no exposure to the Colbert Report, but last week he said to me "have you seen Stephen Colbert's show? I had no idea he was this funny."

He also called Jimmy Fallon a "jackass" on his SNL days and am pretty sure he's never seen his show.

that's my rad dad story, goons

my dad is a 6'4" utilities worker who builds fireplaces and porches when he's bored and is deathly afraid of ghosts, rad dads represent

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:21

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Taeke posted:

I wish Craig Ferguson still did his show. I loved the way he deconstructed the format, and he was funny as hell.

Plus he had that fantastic accent. :swoon:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:21

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

noooo tgey dont get depeche mode

noooooo

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:22

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

proof of concept posted:

watch some jimmy fallon, and then, instead of what you normally do, don't suppress the urge to sock him in his dumb mouth - let the feeling wash over you

But the only urge is to turn it off or switch to a different channel, and then I forget about him. It's too easy to just not waste any energy on him.

Maybe the problem is I don't enjoy the feeling of hate? How do I solve that? Is it something I can change? Should I even if I could? Is it even a problem?

Help me, please.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:22

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

my wife thinks he's gay and in denial and this probably confirms it

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:23

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

enjoy the silence (of a nazi out cold on the ground)

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:23

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Taeke posted:

But the only urge is to turn it off or switch to a different channel, and then I forget about him. It's too easy to just not waste any energy on him.

Maybe the problem is I don't enjoy the feeling of hate? How do I solve that? Is it something I can change? Should I even if I could? Is it even a problem?

Help me, please.

Just stay here awhile and you'll hate just fine.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:23

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/834799339121815554

a dog's anus

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

he prohably just thinka master ans servant is edgy sezy music

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:23

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Taeke posted:

But the only urge is to turn it off or switch to a different channel, and then I forget about him. It's too easy to just not waste any energy on him.

Maybe the problem is I don't enjoy the feeling of hate? How do I solve that? Is it something I can change? Should I even if I could? Is it even a problem?

Help me, please.

next time, instead of changing the channel, shoot your tv with a gun

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:24

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

tho tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzRvjUW9fVY

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:24

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:24

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

If the white supremacists lay claim to Queensr�che, I will fly into a murderous rage.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:24

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

does this make rochelle from l4d2 alt-right

is she a rare pepe now

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:25

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 379 days!

triple sulk posted:

colbert owns though i just don't watch late night tv except for the occasional clip. i'm glad his numbers improved and iirc one article said it was because he stopped trying to fit into a late night host mold and just be more like himself

I just wish CBS got into this century and made their streaming content more accessible. I hate the fact I have multiple legal options available to me to watch Fallon and Justin Timberlake blow up surgical gloves, tape it to their groins, and pretend they're cows for a 10 minute "comedy" sketch or whatever, but to watch a funny Colbert thing, it's almost always an unauthorized clip embedded on a 3rd party site

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:25

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Now you're punching
Me in the face
Over and over again
I'm relying on your common decency
So far it hasn't surfaced
But I'm sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From your head to your fists

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:25

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Inadequate Areolas posted:

mars attacks 2 lookin' good

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:26

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Inadequate Areolas posted:

here's the biggest version i have of that photo, if anyone wants it for photoshopping and whatnot: https://i.imgur.com/MSJvut2.jpg

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:26

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

ironic considering we'd Enjoy the Silence if he'd shut his gob permanently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0AKJMGxwpE

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:26

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Inadequate Areolas posted:

teach me how to build an interociter

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:27

Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

Their new single contains the lyric "You've been pissed on, for too long" :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:27

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

tenderjerk posted:

I just wish CBS got into this century and made their streaming content more accessible. I hate the fact I have multiple legal options available to me to watch Fallon and Justin Timberlake blow up surgical gloves, tape it to their groins, and pretend they're cows for a 10 minute "comedy" sketch or whatever, but to watch a funny Colbert thing, it's almost always an unauthorized clip embedded on a 3rd party site

Isn't it on YouTube the next day?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:27

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/834799915058470917

Richard Spencer needs to die.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:28

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Inadequate Areolas posted:

hail satan

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:28

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Okay.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.