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Applewhite posted:*Mario Brothers bounces off a mushroom and lands dick first in a wasps' nest.* This but unironically
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*The mushroom kart slams through a question mark box. What's the item? A 1st Place trophy. All the items are 1st Place trophies.* Millennials: "finally a game that speaks to my generation!"
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Feb 23, 2017 17:24
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h*ll yeah, a new zelda game! Im going to buy it as soon as im done drinking this pint of dog cum- literally any human who would ever buy or play a nintendo switch
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Feb 23, 2017 17:25
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bitmap posted:h*ll yeah, a new zelda game! Im going to buy it as soon as im done drinking this pint of dog cum- literally any human who would ever buy or play a nintendo switch I never figured Jon Arbuckle for a Switch fan.
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Feb 23, 2017 17:26
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gently caress you the Switch is going to be great for porn
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Feb 23, 2017 17:27
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Applewhite posted:*Mario Brothers bounces off a mushroom and lands dick first in a wasps' nest.* What the hell dude.. what's your issue?
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Feb 23, 2017 17:28
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The player guides Zelda through the maze so he can rescue the princess. A monster appears! Fairy: hey! Listen! This monster can only be defeated by purchasing a bottle of Mountain Dew. Scan the q-code on the bottle with your Switch Scanner to activate your attack!
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Feb 23, 2017 17:29
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You have some hosed up JO fantasies Applewhite
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Feb 23, 2017 17:30
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SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:You have some hosed up JO fantasies Applewhite I've been suffering with a fever these past few days.
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Feb 23, 2017 17:31
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*Mario hits the tennis ball over to his partner, the Chain Chomper.* Chain Chomp: *eats ball* Announcer: thirty love! *Bowser and Peach do a victory dance while Mario and Chain Chomper look sad*
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Feb 23, 2017 17:33
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Applewhite posted:The player guides Zelda through the maze so he can rescue the princess. That's absurd. Get your strawmen out of my thread please. If you have a reasonable critique of the Nintendo Switch that's fine but this is just madness. Mods?
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Feb 23, 2017 17:38
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its mario kart...rainbow road...the last lap! things are looking close but then, out of nowhere, the kind of person who would buy a nintendo switch is so fat he cant see his dick and loves to gently caress dogs
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Feb 23, 2017 17:40
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How did you know I call my mother a dog? :thinking:
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Feb 23, 2017 17:44
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the Nintendo Switch plays this video every time on bootup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0
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Feb 23, 2017 17:50
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Mario kicks a soccer ball, but it is DEFLECTED!!! by Skin Tight Body Suit Samus The score is 18-4
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Feb 23, 2017 17:53
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:the Nintendo Switch plays this video every time on bootup woah when did Hot Dad grow a beard?
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Feb 23, 2017 18:01
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Applewhite posted:*Mario hits the tennis ball over to his partner, the Chain Chomper.* Woah, epic dude. I got one too. Applewhite: *has sex with a horse*
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Feb 23, 2017 18:11
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the second I pre ordered my nintender switch on amazon my wife left me and boils formed all over my useless dick, and now im gay!! help!!
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Feb 23, 2017 18:19
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bitmap posted:the second I pre ordered my nintender switch on amazon my wife left me and boils formed all over my useless dick, and now im gay!! help!! why do you need help? now you're one of us.
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Feb 23, 2017 18:26
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Are there actually any switches on this thing or is it all buttons?
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Feb 23, 2017 18:30
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Vegetable posted:gently caress you the Switch is going to be great for porn Why? I heard it's just part of the trans agenda, get it? Switch? Like gender? Like cut your dick/balls/tits off switch?
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Feb 23, 2017 18:37
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Oscar Wild posted:Why? I heard it's just part of the trans agenda, get it? Switch? Like gender? Like cut your dick/balls/tits off switch? I really, really want to start spreading this on conservative websites
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Feb 23, 2017 19:05
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:when Smash Bros Wii U came out, I was waiting outside the store and was bullshitting with one other guy waiting. He told me to buy the Wii Fit Trainer and the Animal Crossing kid amiibos. I knew nothing about that stuff but I figured 10 bux each it's worth a shot. I got $150 for both of them on ebay. Buy a few consoles brand new, don't open them. wait until hax come out, but only for consoles that haven't updated in 2 years. sell unopened consoles for mad money
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Feb 23, 2017 19:14
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Applewhite posted:The player guides Zelda through the maze so he can rescue the princess. wait are we talking about the switch or the xbox here?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:20
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lol GamePissStop gave me 145 cold cash for my n3ds that I bought for 150 2 years ago, Switch HERE I COME
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Feb 23, 2017 19:25
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I wish I hadn't given my dreamcast to goodwill years ago, I want to play some tony hawk and crazy taxi. 
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Feb 23, 2017 19:25
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How could they release this without a Monster Hunter port?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:32
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Is there going to be a Smash Brothers game for the Switch? Or are they basically going to port all the Wii-U games and call them 1080P versions to gently caress with the public?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:42
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Howdges posted:Buy a few consoles brand new, don't open them. wait until hax come out, but only for consoles that haven't updated in 2 years. sell unopened consoles for mad money I did this exact thing with the 360 and PS3
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Feb 23, 2017 20:40
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Is there a Switch flashcart yet
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Feb 23, 2017 20:41
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Is there a Switch flashcart yet Lol, here's your virtual console
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Feb 23, 2017 20:59
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Manic Mailman posted:Is there going to be a Smash Brothers game for the Switch? Or are they basically going to port all the Wii-U games and call them 1080P versions to gently caress with the public? Smash is gonna be a wiiu port with maybe some characters and tweaks. same with mariokart. zelda is gonna look a little better on switch than wiiu. the only major reason to own the thing this calendar year is the new mario game.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:13
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Klyith posted:Smash is gonna be a wiiu port with maybe some characters and tweaks. same with mariokart. zelda is gonna look a little better on switch than wiiu. Also Snipperclips, the GOTY
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I've never seen nintendo hype die so fast than with the switchCough Drop The Beat posted:It's really strange how Sony got PSN right on the PSP back in like 2006 and Nintendo is still struggling to have a functional account structure over a decade later. I get that Nintendo has always been ambivalent over online play and such, but it seems like self-sabotage at this point and much less sheer incompetence. Nintendo could have cloned XBL/PSN ages ago, if they chose to, but they just don't care. It seems to me that nintendo is scared of online because people tend to swear when theres open communication and thry fear either losing their FAMILY image or just dislike lack of total content control
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Feb 23, 2017 22:49
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miiverse is dope
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Feb 23, 2017 22:50
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Shaquin posted:miiverse is dope  Too bad Switch will drop Miiverse support.
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Feb 23, 2017 22:58
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jyrque posted:
Yeah, it's really sad. Streetpass Miiverse Plaza stuff is one of Nintendo's defining things and they're dropping it for the Switch's generic looking OS. It looks like some dull Sony crap.
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Uncle Wemus posted:I've never seen nintendo hype die so fast than with the switch No joke this is 100% the case. When the DS first came out, all these loving stupid local news stations did reports on HOW CHILD PREDATORS ARE GOING TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR CHILDREN! TONIGHT AT 10. And you know what it was about? loving Pictochat that was built into the original DS. poo poo like that is why they won't even allow you to use custom Miis in Smash online. Obviously it's not incapable of doing it. They just don't want news reports about Timmy playing Smash against Hitler. The abysmal way they handle digital downloads is unrelated though.
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Feb 23, 2017 23:53
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ElGroucho posted:"It's a-me! A dumb-a bastard-o!" lmao
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my toothbrush has bluetooth wireless connectivity for some drat reason and i have no doubt the oral-b network is better designed than nintendos
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