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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/pbump/status/834874671912738817

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comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Louisgod posted:

lol I love it love it when articles have a picture of who wrote them



e: not because of his picture but because of the bio description, which is always lol worthy

lol Faulkner University. if you're getting a degree that isn't a 2 year degree from somewhere the offers 2 year degrees, you made a bad decision at some point

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




oh my god

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fiction posted:

How badly did joementum break your guys brains with initial healthy skepticism that you post about him after he's long gone

It is the fine tradition of these threads to replace posters with simulacra of themselves and loudly berate and make fun of said simulacra

hell i do it with serf

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

literally lolling at my work desk right now, headline almost seems made up

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

These people are gonna fold faster than Superman on laundry day when the poo poo hits the fan. It's gonna be that article about the failsons on Milo's bus nationwide.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
As a Dutch person, I am mad at jeb now. He exposed our plan to get rid of boomers.


But for real, this isnt even in the news here. It would be huge. So fake?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Fiction posted:

How badly did joementum break your guys brains with initial healthy skepticism that you post about him after he's long gone

they're butthurt baby posters

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5jAW37Pq1k

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Is he preggars, he should gently caress himself

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Louisgod posted:

lol I love it love it when articles have a picture of who wrote them



e: not because of his picture but because of the bio description, which is always lol worthy

jesus christ

Serf
May 5, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

It is the fine tradition of these threads to replace posters with simulacra of themselves and loudly berate and make fun of said simulacra

hell i do it with serf

luv ya schnork

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




that's it, they've taken back are country

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
beautiful human submarines

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I don't like using a dumb word like failsons but if you're ever gonna use it, it's got to be about the hilarious young men on Milo's bus.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

luv ya schnork

:3: dawwwww

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

If you poll only the people that agree with us 80% of people agree with us

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Former Everything posted:

in case you guys were wondering to yourselves "hey, are trumpers still brokebrain retards trying to make a buck from their fellow brokebrain retards?" the answer is yes:

http://gizmodo.com/google-blacklists-natural-news-the-webs-leading-author-1792680935


hmmm, that's an auspicious group of people there


well that sounds concerning


:whitewater:

I didn't know much about NaturalNews before and assumed it sat on the other side of the spectrum as it peddled its dubious drugs and repugnant remedies. Color me surprised.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

just like melania and trump, they have a great relationship


obama already started this process before he left office, trump just wants credit for it

it being the end of the world, i guess


thats admitted pervert ken bone, get it right or pay the price

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Internet Webguy posted:


obama already started this process before he left office, trump just wants credit for it

it being the end of the world, i guess


this is my assumption as well. the giant nuclear project is probably just the same one that was already getting started

i can't imagine them spending another giant pile of money on the drat things, but we are dumb about defense spending

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
wanna shove that uncle sam into a locker

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/POTUS/status/834873249502724097

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!
tbf if I were Ken Bone and lived the day-to-day life of Ken Bone, I would own multiple copies of this sweater and run that gimmick into the ground as long as I can

I'd probably also wish for death constantly

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

would you let a lich touch you?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

CNN posted:

One of the ways the White House hopes to make its case is by using a more expansive definition of terrorist activity than has been used by other government agencies in the past. The senior White House official said he expects the report about the threat from individuals the seven countries to include not just those terrorist attacks that have been carried out causing loss of innocent American life, but also those that have resulted in injuries, as well as investigations into and convictions for the crimes of a host of terrorism-related actions, including attempting to join or provide support for a terrorist organization.

careful expanding the definition of terrorism it's already stretched so thin it may break

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Schnorkles posted:

this is my assumption as well. the giant nuclear project is probably just the same one that was already getting started

i can't imagine them spending another giant pile of money on the drat things, but we are dumb about defense spending

You cant see Trump being fiscale irresponsible??????

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

Fiction posted:

How badly did joementum break your guys brains with initial healthy skepticism that you post about him after he's long gone

lol

ur initial skepticism about the tidal wave coming when it was only around ur knees was healthy

i can't believe the broke brain retards making jokes about ur healthy skepticism now that we're all drowning

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/834871692346400768

80% of all US imports are by small businesses

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Jesus, liddle Marco, you had one job!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Thatim posted:

You cant see Trump being fiscale irresponsible??????

trump doesn't control the budget, congress does.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/834872526757097472

So that's why its being delayed :thinkingfaceemojiemoji:

intelligence community: the truth is that there's no way to justify it

trump administration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nc88_ZEfxg&t=20s

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011



dude didn't say that it will take a lot of apps to efficiently report and purge illegal immigrants and political dissidents, got the reason for the boom completely wrong

Serf
May 5, 2011



linda mcmahon will take care of those people surely!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i can't imagine that import tax having legs. It would gently caress walmart so hard.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

thanks cincoman

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Exempt Walmart, bing bong so simple.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

oh good. more startups!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

they say that sleep is a small death. it's no surprise that every day when I wake up, I see

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Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

Internet Webguy posted:

careful expanding the definition of terrorism it's already stretched so thin it may break

this expansion of the definition might explain why DOJ has been instructed to stop putting any priority on white supremacy groups

otherwise holy lol a whole bunch of (white) people would be hosed

we're trying to round up the browns here, not hem up any of them good ol' patriot boys

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