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Switch player: *"accidentally" maneuvers Mario's face to clip through Bowser's crotch over and over again*
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Switch Player: "oh boy! I can't wait to play the new Metroid game!" Metroid Switch: *doesn't exist*
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Feb 24, 2017 00:24
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Applewhite posted:Switch player: *"accidentally" maneuvers Mario's face to clip through Bowser's crotch over and over again* those are advanced smash bros tactics man
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Feb 24, 2017 00:24
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Applewhite posted:Switch Player: "oh boy! I can't wait to play the new Metroid game!" There is a person having an ongoing meltdown in the switch thread claiming to have insider info and that a Metroid Prime 4 is coming.
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Feb 24, 2017 00:29
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Nintendo Switch? More like Nintendo Bitch 
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Feb 24, 2017 00:38
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Nintendo: "Time to give the people what they've been asking for for years." *releases new Mario Party game*
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Feb 24, 2017 00:44
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Applewhite posted:Nintendo Switch? More like Nintendo Bitch this but ironically, and also unironically ironically also there has been no good metroid game since super metroid, nintnedo if you make a good 2d metroid again I'll buy your silly plastic box
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Feb 24, 2017 00:46
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Code Jockey posted:this but ironically, and also unironically ironically *Hires the mighty No. 9 guy to make it*
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Feb 24, 2017 00:48
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Applewhite posted:*Hires the mighty No. 9 guy to make it* lmao
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Feb 24, 2017 01:01
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Another great product from Wintendo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbG3F9RwlcY
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Feb 24, 2017 01:17
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that controller looks awkward and uncomfortable as gently caress I have giant hands and I'm trying to contort them into how I imagine I'd hold it and lol no thanks I also prefer the original, enormous first gen xbox controller so v  v
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Feb 24, 2017 01:24
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Code Jockey posted:that controller looks awkward and uncomfortable as gently caress Maybe it's Nintendo's way of telling you assholes you're too old to play video games With your man hands and fat fingers
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Feb 24, 2017 01:27
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Carmant posted:Another great product from Wintendo: lovely gimmick that huge sacrifices are made to support doesn't even work right on lovely gimmick nintendo console Part 3 In an Ongoing Series, At 11.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:27
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Maybe it's Nintendo's way of telling you assholes you're too old to play video games gently caress.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:31
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Macs have more games than the Nintendo Switch.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:36
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happyhippy posted:Macs have more games than the Nintendo Switch. Huffing your own farts is just as fun on both platforms
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Feb 24, 2017 01:38
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Gamestop have announced you can now trade swap a Barcode Battler for a Nintendo Switch and it's entire collection of 5 games.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:39
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lmfao anyone over the age of 12 playing this dumb loving thing with one game in public
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Feb 24, 2017 01:48
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:No joke this is 100% the case. When the DS first came out, all these loving stupid local news stations did reports on HOW CHILD PREDATORS ARE GOING TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR CHILDREN! TONIGHT AT 10. And you know what it was about? loving Pictochat that was built into the original DS. cant pedos just call the kids on their phones
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Feb 24, 2017 01:48
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Yes hello video game store? I am a grown adult who desires to purchase the "Nintendo Switch." My penis? Very small and bad.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:50
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happyhippy posted:Gamestop have announced you can now trade swap a Barcode Battler for a Nintendo Switch and it's entire collection of 5 games. drat man i wanted Barcode battler so bad, but i never got it. i want Barcode Battler still to this day, more than Nintendo Switch
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Feb 24, 2017 01:56
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Pretty sure they're shoving the system out to look good before the end of the Japanese fiscal quarter to seem like it isn't one big slump, I mean, why else would you do this madness with no Monster Hunter in Japan markets?
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Feb 24, 2017 01:59
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Rutibex posted:drat man i wanted Barcode battler so bad, but i never got it. i want Barcode Battler still to this day, more than Nintendo Switch I was you, then a local toy store went out of business and gave a big discount on a Barcode Battler. I got together what money I had and bought one. It continues to be what I remember as one of the stupidest decisions of my life.
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Feb 24, 2017 02:00
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Applewhite posted:Yes hello video game store? I am a grown adult who desires to purchase the "Nintendo Switch."
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Feb 24, 2017 02:04
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 How expensive is that dock again?
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Feb 24, 2017 02:10
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Applewhite posted:Yes hello video game store? I am a grown adult who desires to purchase the "Nintendo Switch." This isnt a thread for making GBS threads on nintendo switch fans dude.. its for making fun of the switch itself. Lets all just chill out okay? Maybe lay off the red bull.
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Feb 24, 2017 02:11
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Applewhite posted:Yes hello video game store? I am a grown adult who desires to purchase the "Nintendo Switch."
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Feb 24, 2017 02:12
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Applewhite posted:Switch Player: "oh boy! I can't wait to play the new Metroid game!" Applewhite posted:*Hires the mighty No. 9 guy to make it* 
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Feb 24, 2017 02:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jtEcja0LUI
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Feb 24, 2017 02:24
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50% of the time I think that I'd be cool to have a console again and play the zelda and the mario and such. The other 50% of the time I lol at just how bad the switch looks. 
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Feb 24, 2017 02:24
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Nintendo have just announced they are rebranding it the Nintendo Switch Classic Edition, to confuse players with the console players actually wanted.
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Feb 24, 2017 02:29
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Nice Van My Man posted:I was you, then a local toy store went out of business and gave a big discount on a Barcode Battler. I got together what money I had and bought one. It continues to be what I remember as one of the stupidest decisions of my life. i just watched a youtube review of barcode battler, and i have to say my illusions have been broken. i had envisioned something awesome like PokemonGO, except with barcodes. but the reality is much worse! my mother was right to refuse it to me i am sorry for your childhood
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Feb 24, 2017 02:30
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Rutibex posted:i just watched a youtube review of barcode battler, and i have to say my illusions have been broken. i had envisioned something awesome like PokemonGO, except with barcodes. but the reality is much worse! my mother was right to refuse it to me Still better then having to get the lifting gloves from the Mongos to lift a small rock from your path for the 50th loving time.* *But this time in 480p!
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Feb 24, 2017 02:37
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Me at 12: Someday ill earn enough money to buy the newest Nintendo console and all the games Me at 35: Yes one Nintendo switch please
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:50% of the time I think that I'd be cool to have a console again and play the zelda and the mario and such. The other 50% of the time I lol at just how bad the switch looks. WiiU gonna be pretty cheap soon, and it has games now
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Feb 24, 2017 02:51
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Me at 12: Someday ill earn enough money to buy the newest Nintendo console and all the games Gamestop clerk: "That will be $299 and all of your dignity, thanks."
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Feb 24, 2017 02:56
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Neurolimal posted:WiiU gonna be pretty cheap soon, and it has games now And you can softmod them now.
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Feb 24, 2017 02:57
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Mammal Sauce posted:And you can softmod them now. i bet nintendo released the softmod themselves on the down low, to liquidate all the old WiiU hardware
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Feb 24, 2017 03:00
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Carmant posted:This isnt a thread for making GBS threads on nintendo switch fans dude.. its for making fun of the switch itself. Lets all just chill out okay? Maybe lay off the red bull. Yes hello video game store? I am the Nintendo Switch. My game selection? Very small and bad.
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Rutibex posted:i bet nintendo released the softmod themselves on the down low, to liquidate all the old WiiU hardware Thats a conspiracy I could buy into.
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