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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:If it's the thread I'm thinking of (how many ASK ME ABOUT PRISON threads can there have been? (don't answer that)), he asked goons to send his buddy, who was still in lockup, random poo poo like hand-drawn penises in the mail. I don't know how many people eventually agreed to do so but I'm definitely one of them. Sent the guy some awful fanfiction, photos of Rachael Ray, and--of course--some hand-drawn dongs. I crack up when I think about a guy running down the cellblock with a bunch of printer paper in his hands yelling "GUYS YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS" Unfortunately The Valuum has since disappeared. He last posted in July 2016 about how he felt like poo poo until he went into the bathroom at work and injected some suboxone and the last time he had a long disappearance was rehab and/or jail, so God only knows if the dude is still alive or out of prison.
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Are you aware that you posted absolutely loving nothing? EDIT: Well, this happened (but it may not have actually happened) but then this also happened (but, again, the opposite is really what happened) so I have contributed! EDIT 2.0: Idiot (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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(ok, not completely alone, I know the dad, and he has a bunch of people who help take care of him. He's pretty active for a nearly 90 year old though).
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Are you aware that you posted absolutely loving nothing? Don't sign your posts.
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funmanguy posted:Don't sign your posts. But how else will you know how much I want to suck your dick?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:But how else will you know how much I want to suck your dick? Nice post/avatar combo.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Are you aware that you posted absolutely loving nothing? 
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Here's a thing I wish I hadn't read! Wikipedia posted:Another described the scene when he came across Mario Urioste, originally jailed for shoplifting, but was incarcerated in cell block 4 for his own protection after he had been apparently gang-raped by other inmates. Urioste was found hanged with his throat cut, and his dismembered genitals stuffed into his mouth. 
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Antioch posted:I caught a child porn looker once upon a time. I also worked at an internet cafe in the early 2000s. A similar thing happened but by the time I figured out the dude was acting suspect he had already left and his information was all fake. Fucker never came back.
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Speaking of library weirdos, here's a news reporter getting an interview with a dude busted on camera jerking off in a library: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GniNLLNBRM4 The father's the best part "I'M A COMBAT VET...DON'T MAKE ME BRING MY GOD drat WAR TO YOU!" Pope Corky the IX posted:Are you aware that you posted absolutely loving nothing? What the gently caress are you even blabbering about? OldTennisCourt has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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OldTennisCourt posted:What the gently caress are you even blabbering about? Read the post he quoted. Dude says something and then negates what he just said like three times in a row, and the net result is "...". A Useless Poast.
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Weatherman posted:Read the post he quoted. Dude says something and then negates what he just said like three times in a row, and the net result is "...". A Useless Poast. Was there a need for the multiple edits that added literally nothing in that post though?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Are you aware that you posted absolutely loving nothing? Next time just say "cool story"
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OldTennisCourt posted:Was there a need for the multiple edits that added literally nothing in that post though? I liked the way it unfolded. Definitely superior to the post it was referencing, if not as much in good faith.
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Post was fine, the response was a big pile of dumb.
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the rare schadenfreude ouroboros, spotted in the wild
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Weatherman posted:Read the post he quoted. Dude says something and then negates what he just said like three times in a row, and the net result is "...". A Useless Poast. Don't sign your posts! E: "there's useful posts?" E2: are we running out of space? E3: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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ahhhhhhhhhh gently caress that sound made every muscle in my body tense up
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What are the two sources from // got a story to go with that?
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Sometimes I wonder how that man is still alive 
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iospace posted:Sometimes I wonder how that man is still alive He has had a good number of injuries. I think in that one he suffered "Cervical spine damage from falling from a 25 meter clock tower: Project A (1983)"
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I thought jet engines only made that sound if they were flying to the Neighborhood of Make Believe.
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Jamfrost posted:He has had a good number of injuries. I think in that one he suffered "Cervical spine damage from falling from a 25 meter clock tower: Project A (1983)" He's broken numerous bones, including his nose, hip, ankle, tailbone (twice!), fingers, skull (this one nearly killed him), and even the ridge right above the eye. He's also dislocated his sternum, shoulder, pelvis, and cheekbone. He's had multiple concussions and burns. No insurance company in the world will touch him, or any project where he performs his own stunts.
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Inco posted:or any project where he performs his own stunts. Which is all of them  Jackie always okay.
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Inco posted:He's broken numerous bones, including his nose, hip, ankle, tailbone (twice!), fingers, skull (this one nearly killed him), and even the ridge right above the eye. He's also dislocated his sternum, shoulder, pelvis, and cheekbone. He's had multiple concussions and burns. No insurance company in the world will touch him, or any project where he performs his own stunts. I'm pretty sure they won't insure him or any stuntmen working for him. Any injuries to his crew and he pays out of his own pocket.
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I always thought dogs barking at each other was more of a play thing like little kids screaming/shouting during break time. You see they are wagging their tails. If they were actually being aggressive it would be more snarling.
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Inco posted:He's broken numerous bones, including his nose, hip, ankle, tailbone (twice!), fingers, skull (this one nearly killed him), and even the ridge right above the eye. He's also dislocated his sternum, shoulder, pelvis, and cheekbone. He's had multiple concussions and burns. No insurance company in the world will touch him, or any project where he performs his own stunts. And in Rumble In The Bronx he broke his ankle/lower leg jumping onto a hovercraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dlJeFuegMY&t=29s The cut in the final movie they just covered his leg cast with a shoe pattern and he did the jump with a still very much broken ankle/leg
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Humphreys posted:covered his leg cast with a shoe pattern and he did the jump with a still very much broken ankle/leg That's the Chinaest thing, but in the best way
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"You take my purse, I take your bike." Seems fair to me
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Jippa posted:I always thought dogs barking at each other was more of a play thing like little kids screaming/shouting during break time. You see they are wagging their tails. If they were actually being aggressive it would be more snarling. http://bestfriends.org/resources/barrier-frustration never assume that a wagging tail means a dog is friendly - it only means excited. a dog will happily wag it's tail while ripping you to peices.
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thatbastardken posted:http://bestfriends.org/resources/barrier-frustration Quoting this for emphasis, check the second vid posted for examples of agitated dogs with wagging tails. Cliff notes are ears back, raised fur, snarl/visible gums. Tail wagging just means the dog is excited/happy, whether it's happy to see you or excited because because fresh prey/ random intruders are standing their looking stupid is an entirely different matter.
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bend posted:Quoting this for emphasis, check the second vid posted for examples of agitated dogs with wagging tails. Cliff notes are ears back, raised fur, snarl/visible gums. Tail wagging just means the dog is excited/happy, whether it's happy to see you or excited because because fresh prey/ random intruders are standing their looking stupid is an entirely different matter. Missing the dog ear/snarl alignment chart.
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