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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:whens the m420? I thought that was the law bong
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:1lt congdong reporting for duty That's LT U.S. Army reporting for the congdon military to you, soldier.
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Feb 22, 2017 08:52
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Dude's rockin' the rap industry standard, so you know he's a high speed, low drag spec ops oper8r.
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Feb 22, 2017 09:32
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I thought you gentlemen would get a kick out of this one
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Feb 22, 2017 11:12
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Found an employer who very much cares about your PCS awards. https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/834193992006893568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 
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Feb 22, 2017 14:15
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TBeats posted:The 320 underbarrel is so loving stupid. This. Especially when you had an idiot unit who made you qualify rifle with that goddamn thing attached.
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Feb 22, 2017 17:08
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GREAT SATAN posted:I thought you gentlemen would get a kick out of this one The jacket, bag, and gallon jug of water all scream douchebag. Hated these guys when I was in. I can't see his feet but I bet dollars to donuts he's wearing tan boots with the pants tucked in.
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Feb 22, 2017 17:10
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gently caress the troops.
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Feb 22, 2017 17:17
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GREAT SATAN posted:I thought you gentlemen would get a kick out of this one Your phone needs to get charged soon
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Feb 22, 2017 17:31
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Look at who skips leg day.
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Feb 22, 2017 18:05
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I remember doing exactly one board that wasn't a medboard (which, I am still not sure how I did. I got retired, so good? Or is that failing? Who cares, I can't get drafted for the coming Syria/Iran cock up). My 1SG asked what the max effective range of the M4 was. I couldn't remember (and honestly, didn't study poo poo. IIRC, it was SOTM and I was forced to go), so my answer was the most Army answer ever. "I don't know the max effective range of that rifle, but I know the max effective range of this shooter." "That's a good loving answer. It's wrong, but it's a good answer." I didn't pass the board.
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Feb 22, 2017 18:45
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Mike-o posted:gently caress the troops. Hard n hot
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Feb 22, 2017 20:13
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I did like 3 SOTM boards and hosed up so goddamn bad I never did another one.
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Feb 22, 2017 20:23
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I never did a single board. Thank god. Although I established myself as a good soldier and team leader I was injured on my first deployment and on and off profiles throughout the rest of my time in and therefore a piece of poo poo soldier unworthy of promotion past E-4.
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Feb 22, 2017 20:28
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I saw a tinted out Mustang with a vanity plate that reads "F POGS" pull into a community college parking lot to pick up an 18 year old Asian girl. It was the most enlisted thing I've ever seen.
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Feb 22, 2017 23:44
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I saw a dude in his Army undershirt, cowboy jeans, and tan boots on a date with a girl who had a bag with her high school senior-level textbooks. Here's hoping she was 18; I didn't call CPS. She still looked older than him.
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Feb 22, 2017 23:46
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Sacrist65 posted:I saw a tinted out Mustang with a vanity plate that reads "F POGS" pull into a community college parking lot to pick up an 18 year old Asian girl. Brb. Gonna buy a Camaro with the license plate "Slammer" and run into him a bunch of times.
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Feb 23, 2017 00:20
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You know, I sit in my school's veterans lounge because it's normally quiet and is filled with older people like myself but there are a handful of dudes like the above who just can't let go. I don't like these people. 
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Feb 23, 2017 00:57
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DoktorLoken posted:You know, I sit in my school's veterans lounge because it's normally quiet and is filled with older people like myself but there are a handful of dudes like the above who just can't let go. I don't like these people. That's why I just sit in my car. I can't stand those loving guys.
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Feb 23, 2017 01:12
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Yeah, we've got one especially loud guy who can't stop telling stories about his time in the Army. Dude, shut up. Literally everyone in here was in the military and nobody cares about your stupid stories.
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Feb 23, 2017 01:51
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My favorite story about my time in the army: On April 17th I started terminal leave. On May 4th I was out.
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Feb 23, 2017 01:53
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DoktorLoken posted:You know, I sit in my school's veterans lounge because it's normally quiet and is filled with older people like myself but there are a handful of dudes like the above who just can't let go. I don't like these people. Those guys are the worst.
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Feb 23, 2017 01:57
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Those guys are the worst. Especially when I'm just trying to get my homework done. Guy, I don't care that you were in the Marines. I don't care about the dumb memes you constantly want to show me. I especially don't like the way you try to suck up to me since I am a combat vet and you aren't. I don't like fetishizing violence and war. I just want to do my loving accounting.
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Feb 23, 2017 02:01
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Pesticide20 posted:Especially when I'm just trying to get my homework done. Guy, I don't care that you were in the Marines. I don't care about the dumb memes you constantly want to show me. I especially don't like the way you try to suck up to me since I am a combat vet and you aren't. I don't like fetishizing violence and war. I just want to do my loving accounting. I was actually talking to my coworkers about this yesterday (both of whom are also vets) and we settled on the amount a person talks about their time in the military is inversely proportional to the amount of "stuff" they have going on in their lives.
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Feb 23, 2017 02:39
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I miss the military a lot sometimes but I checked out mentally from it well before I got out. The people you are talking about never mentally checked out of the military.
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Feb 23, 2017 02:44
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DA-31 for terminal leave submitted today. Holy poo poo, the end is in sight.
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Feb 23, 2017 03:27
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Aranan posted:DA-31 for terminal leave submitted today. Holy poo poo, the end is in sight. Don't gently caress up now
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Feb 23, 2017 03:30
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TBeats posted:I miss the military a lot sometimes Stop it.
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Feb 23, 2017 03:31
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psydude posted:Stop it. Think of the benefits, like:
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Feb 23, 2017 04:28
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Woof Blitzer posted:Think of the benefits, like: and such as
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Feb 23, 2017 04:31
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I don't know if we're all so woke and post-army then maybe these guys who can't readjust and constantly live in the past could use a little mentorship and help discovering cool things about the post-army life? I cringe as much as anyone but I don't want to spend the rest of my life embarrassed to be a vet either so 
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Zeris posted:I don't know if we're all so woke and post-army then maybe these guys who can't readjust and constantly live in the past could use a little mentorship and help discovering cool things about the post-army life? I'm not embarrassed to be a veteran, I just don't want to be confused with the veterans we all know and hate. e: To be sure, my work friend was in the Marines. We both love sharing dumb military stories and laughing about the military, but we also can't stand people who treat their time in the service like it makes them entitled to something. Or that they still hold their rank as civilians. psydude fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Feb 23, 2017 04:37
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Zeris posted:I don't know if we're all so woke and post-army then maybe these guys who can't readjust and constantly live in the past could use a little mentorship and help discovering cool things about the post-army life? It's a double edged sword. You try to talk about your times in and it's always some loving non fun story about how actually their friends are dead now after their deployment and they don't understand my pog life. Like drat dude where do I go from there? I'm sorry of course that is bad and you should see someone about that I guess no one cares anymore about dumb lieutenant stories.
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Feb 23, 2017 04:56
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Tell me about your dead friend when we are swapping fun stories and I won't hang out with you anymore.
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Soulex posted:Tell me about your dead friend when we are swapping fun stories and I won't hang out with you anymore. 4 realz. Go drink alone like a normal person.
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Feb 23, 2017 05:09
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My school has a veterans lounge and sometimes I think I should go over there and hang out then about .001 milliseconds later I talk myself out of hanging out with whatever weirdos are in there and just go home instead
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:My school has a veterans lounge and sometimes I think I should go over there and hang out then about .001 milliseconds later I talk myself out of hanging out with whatever weirdos are in there and just go home instead That's about where I am with mine. I show my face enough to where people remember me and don't question when I drop in for free food, though.
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Feb 23, 2017 15:50
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Sir, I need to see your retired ID before you can come in here.
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Feb 24, 2017 06:17
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I have never, not even once, stepped foot in the vet lounge. I don't even actually know where it is.
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There's a cool cat that hangs out in my vet lounge. You guys are talking about pet care, right?
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