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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



One pill makes you largerrrrerrrr
And

One pill

Makes you smallllll

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
If Your Erection Should Last More Than 4 Hours..

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Baloogan posted:

If Your Erection Should Last More Than 4 Hours..

Ur ready for the T&F plan

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0jOx3yEWDQ

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

Where the gently caress do you live? Its like 30 degrees warmer than normal in most of the US

cali wet

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Baloogan posted:

If Your Election Should Last More Than 4 Hours..

Please do not trump shame

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tonetta posted:

Discord
4chan
Reddit

thx

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TTALK ABOUT MUDFLAPS

MY GIRLS GOTTEM

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Epic High Five posted:

TTALK ABOUT MUDFLAPS

MY GIRLS GOTTEM

Try feeding her

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Last time my buddy and I did the circle of life but it ended up being the cinematic version so there was like 3 minutes of anaoooana and I would've felt like a real idiot if I were capable of such

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Epic High Five posted:

Last time my buddy and I did the circle of life but it ended up being the cinematic version so there was like 3 minutes of anaoooana and I would've felt like a real idiot if I were capable of such

lmao I'm gonna try really hard to trick someone into doing this now

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lmao I'm gonna try really hard to trick someone into doing this now

It's a real goddamned test lemme tell ya lmao

My fav Karoke song is Return of the Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons, but it's rarely on any list I don't request it on

I can also do an amazing* version of Killing Me Softly

andif Im drunk enough, Mack the Knife

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

Can't wait till the boomers are gone

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how do i have a nap at work without anyone catching me?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Ahahaha going to the US on the 20th of march and my twitter and facebook timeline has a lot of trump poo poo.

My company is going to be pissed when I get detained at the airport and sent back home.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jose posted:

how do i have a nap at work without anyone catching me?

hit them all with telescoping batons so they're all KO'd and thenlay down

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



next thursday I should do Old Thing Back

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Baloogan posted:

trudeau can't tell me to not slap my goblin



drat son thats a tiny goblin. SAD!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ooooooo poo poo, I should see if my karaoke partner would want to do Nobody Speak with me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
watching this vid over and over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

has made youtube recommend me this youtube channel



no, i don't want to go to cum town

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



youuotube recommended eh?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i also want to memorize that alex jones rant, word for word, and perform it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



alex jones and everything he does is loving trash

i get the alex jones experience on the bus when i take it home at 11pm and im not sure what's so fantastiuc about it

if the dude was right about 1% of the conspriiracies he peddles he'd be dead at the hands of some lizard jew alien illuminati gun-grabber by now

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



thats just what they want you to think

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



punchymcpunch posted:

thats just what they want you to think

actually THIS is just what they want you to think!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

alex jones and everything he does is loving trash

i get the alex jones experience on the bus when i take it home at 11pm and im not sure what's so fantastiuc about it

if the dude was right about 1% of the conspriiracies he peddles he'd be dead at the hands of some lizard jew alien illuminati gun-grabber by now

hes a science fiction.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
mine is filled witch vet ranch

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



that was the part about the xfiles that never made sense to me - the wrinkly old evil guys tried to kill mulder like once a year and then shrugged their shoulders and forgot about him for no particular reason

possible an invisible cell were disrupting their memories of him???

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also i have sources that say that alex jones rant is spot on till he starts talking about psychic vampires.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



anyway, alex jones is just real life mulder. and who doesnt love mulder?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



post ur Youtube recommended fuckrs and NO REFRESHING

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I watched one Gavin McInnes video once like 6 months ago and to this day I have to relentlessly purge alt-right shitlord vids from my recommended

It's a miracle none ppeared this time

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Jose posted:

how do i have a nap at work without anyone catching me?

Depends where you work.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the video was like, "so you wanna move to Canada, eh?"

but he was just like, "well you probably just want to move to one of these 3 big cities and I hate htem so gently caress you also I should be thrown off a cliff"

mafucker if I move to Canada it's going to be into the middle of the wilderness what the gently caress do I care if you're all mad about how many chinese people there are in Vancouver?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToOO5_JDL7k

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
My watching occasional hearthstone vids +politics poo poo means i have gamer gater trash on my recommendation page so pass

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