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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Feminasty Slut posted:

He'd just eat the microphone and podium that the microphone is sitting on. Then he'd retract his rear legs and jet off into the sky. Yes, it would make more sense than trump

mostly because gamera at least looks the part of being a horrible monster from space

to provide greatest impact, ed balls needs to be the mc

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



YEAH

AS A SHORTY PLAYING IN THE FRONT YARD OF THE CRIB

FELL DOWN, AND I BUMPED MY HEAD
SOMEBODY HELPED ME UP AND ASKED ME IF I BUMPED MY HEAD

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

I bet Gamera would be a much better speaker than Trump

I would settle for Trump's legs to retract into his suit and for him to blast off into the sky

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
wait, is he loving wrapping up?

that was it?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Best Godzilla movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8GUDjP1pWM

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Feminasty Slut posted:

He'd just eat the microphone and podium that the microphone is sitting on. Then he'd retract his rear legs and jet off into the sky. Yes, it would make more sense than trump

Gamera would also engage positively with any 8 year girls in the audience, whereas obvious Trump would just kill them

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Typo posted:

trump is really starting to bite the hand that feeds

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835104946034991106
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835106143462703104

is comey going to be removed as an enemy of the people too?

I never thought it would be the right which starts purging the government of enemies of the people

the hand that feeds is too busy jackin off to do anything about this

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol he just shouts words

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

quadrophrenic posted:

wait, is he loving wrapping up?

that was it?

NOW THEN IT'S FRIDAY AND I HAVE AN 11 O'CLOCK TEE TIME SO LATA DONGSLAPPERS

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

He's still talking about loving crowd sizes. There are over 300 million people in the country, a packed room means nothing.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Typo posted:

trump is really starting to bite the hand that feeds

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835104946034991106
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835106143462703104

is comey going to be removed as an enemy of the people too?

I never thought it would be the right which starts purging the government of enemies of the people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZwij-dIi6g

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

sandoz posted:

trump was right, the liberal media IS covering up terrorist attacks

I'll try to give them credit for waiting for details to emerge, but the motive was out there as soon as the news started to go out and was able to be corroborated by multiple people that were there. At least the national media is talking about it now? If it had been a brown person gunning down white people it would have been getting 24 hour coverage immediately. That's at least 2 Trump inspired terrorist attacks so far and there will be more to come.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Jesus Christ, now he's railing about Bernie. What the gently caress is this.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

quadrophrenic posted:

trump is so tsundere for cnn

it's adorable

cnnpai noticed me!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Typo posted:

is comey going to be removed as an enemy of the people too?

Hopefully, because he is.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the best kaiju

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BVFq5LueSA

Tyberius
Oct 21, 2006

thrawn527 posted:

He's still talking about loving crowd sizes. There are over 300 million people in the country, a packed room means nothing.

He has to report it though, fake news won't cover the lines that are 6 blocks long!

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Saying "I like Bernie [, a socialist]" at CPAC would put anybody else out of a job.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
without the context of the election all of this poo poo seems super loving corny and dumb

guys, i think maybe i don't like donald trump

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol he keeps promising the wall is starting 'soon'

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Stupid loving crowd can't even chant USA in unison.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Let's muse over the coming immigration court apocalypse. The whole thing is worth a read, and like everything else Trump the overall message is 'Nobody knows what the gently caress. To keep things functional we'll probably violate everybody's rights.'

https://www.buzzfeed.com/zoetillman/backlogged-immigration-courts-pose-problems-for-trumps-plans?utm_term=.woya93zx9#.km1VAB0PA

quote:

The administration hasn’t announced plans to increase the number of immigration judges or to provide more funding and resources. It also isn’t clear yet if immigration judges and court staff are exempt from a government-wide hiring freeze that Trump signed shortly after he took office. There are 73 vacancies in immigration courts, out of 374 judgeships authorized by Congress.
...
For now, Attorney General Jeff Sessions is in control. The attorney general signs off on all immigration judge appointments. Sessions also has the authority to overrule decisions by the Board of Immigration Appeals.
Greg Chen, director of advocacy for the American Immigration Lawyers Association, said the group is watching to see if Sessions — a proponent of hardline immigration policies — moves to bring in judges who align with his views.
Political screening is a sensitive issue for the immigration courts. The Justice Department’s inspector general concluded in a 2008 report that department officials improperly adopted a political test for immigration judges during the second Bush administration.
“We would hope that kind of ideology doesn’t infect the process,” Chen said.


So what's the bet? A system purposefully broken even worse to justify stripping due process from immigrants, or a Dubya-style Liberty U stuffing of incompetent white supremacist judges?

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
His hair is looking especially lovely today

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

f#a# posted:

Saying "I like Bernie [, a socialist]" at CPAC would put anybody else out of a job.

Yeah this is just strange. The man is really really dumb.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Jet Jaguar movies were so goddamded bad they were amazing

Godzilla vs. Megalon was low key loving insane

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Trump likes Bernie because he got some of his voters lol

Clinton was a failure from the start lmao

How does he keep dunking on her so badly even after the election

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I HAVE TWO THINGS

1) a shelf of Godzilla VHS tapes recorded over the course of a decade+ off live TV that consists of a complete set of Godzilla movies
2) OPINIONS ABOUT GODZILLA

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 379 days!

quadrophrenic posted:

without the context of the election all of this poo poo seems super loving corny and dumb

maybe tormp's brain trust realized this as well, knew they couldn't stop the lunacy and would make even less sense after he won, and just shifted to "MY 2020 CAMPAIGN STARTS IN 2016"

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

lol he keeps promising the wall is starting 'soon'

ive lied about everything else regarding the wall (ps remember how i said it wouldn't cost us anything and now will cost us more money than you can count) but trust me, bigly, gonna start hella soon

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/835149059610591232

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
trump seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of pretty much all things but he is also the president

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Jet Jaguar movies were so goddamded bad they were amazing

Godzilla vs. Megalon was low key loving insane

Also the Godzilla tail slide kick was by far the #1 fight move.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

It's nice to learn that all law enforcement was just waiting for the moment they could drop all pretence and let their inner jackboots out.

Also what? Why shouldn't you visit the country, did they say anything else?

I make four/five trips a year to visit my girlfriend, and I get that they ask questions, but I could get a visa if I wanted and needed one, I'm well within the time limits of the Visa Waiver Program and can support myself, so they don't have any reason to deny entry. I think this guy just wanted to make it clear that america is being made great again

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

hahaha holy gently caress

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Epic High Five posted:

YEAH

AS A SHORTY PLAYING IN THE FRONT YARD OF THE CRIB

FELL DOWN, AND I BUMPED MY HEAD
SOMEBODY HELPED ME UP AND ASKED ME IF I BUMPED MY HEAD

Flipmode

Yeah flipmode is the greatest

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

"If our leaders had just gone to the beach for 10 years, we would actually be in a much better situation."

So that explains all the trips to FL, I guess.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Also everyone listen to MF Doom's King Geedorah album.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bip Roberts posted:

Also the Godzilla tail slide kick was by far the #1 fight move.

it was fuckin bullshit is what it was

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quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
you know what, there was nothing but tepid mrumuring after trump dropped "obamacare doesn't work" on them, and i call that progress

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