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All-Star weekend should have a competition to see which low bball-IQ NBA player is the smartest. I want to see Jeopardy with Javale, Meyers Leonard and Beasley.
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RCarr posted:JaVale McGee knocking Shaq out would be the highlight of my life. Only if Shaq makes the first move and it's self-defense. I don't want JaVale to get in trouble for something beautiful. #ImwithMcGee
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dokmo posted:You guys thought shaq was funny for like three seconds in 1996 and we've been paying the price ever since. The deodorant commercial where he makes funny faces for 45 seconds has me paying the price for the deodorant being advertised. Shaq has done it again e: I guess it's Gold Bond so Shaq didn't even make me remember the product. Shaq has not done it again Cool Buff Man fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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I think Shaq won that exchange and that Javale "BUM" Mcgee is a a clown rear end baller! #BBQChicken
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dokmo posted:You guys thought shaq was funny for like three seconds in 1996 and we've been paying the price ever since.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:He's the proto Dwight Dwight is irritating but he's not a bully or mean, he just wants to be liked.
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dokmo posted:You guys thought shaq was funny for like three seconds in 1996 and we've been paying the price ever since. Children don't have the evolved ethical system to stop this sort of disaster, it's up to adults to protect society
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Ben Simmons is officially out for the year https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/835153569015812100 Jota fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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Dexo posted:Javale seems to be more absent minded than dumb. Cool Buff Man posted:JaVale is not a dumb person. Shaq thinks the height of comedic insults is to say Lookin rear end bum rear end rear end 400 times. JaVale probably wins the battle of wits here Yeah!  cravius posted:Lmao if you think McGee is much smarter than literally anything I do! He's unfocused but not dumb. Here's Shaq telling the story about how stopped being a bully back in grade school when he beat the poo poo out of some kid so bad he had a seizure and his Mom told him he shouldn't do that anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztiivTfE4sI Bully who can dish it out and can't take it is his personality type and you can see him fall back into that when things don't go his way.
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Jota posted:Ben Simmons is officially out for the year :'(
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Dexo posted:Javale seems to be more absent minded than dumb. Yeah, he seems like a lost puppy dog or a daydreamer, not a stupid person. I'd like to see him step aside from shaq charging at him and giving him a nice whack to the back the head as shaq smashes a couch to pieces
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Dejan Bimble posted:Yeah, he seems like a lost puppy dog or a daydreamer, not a stupid person. I'd like to see him step aside from shaq charging at him and giving him a nice whack to the back the head as shaq smashes a couch to pieces quote:The only thing predictable is the unpredictability, which makes some sense when, lounging at his locker on a quiet morning recently, McGee admitted: “I have extreme ADD. They tried to put me on Ritalin, but I wouldn’t do it. I just didn’t want to take it. I was young (when it was diagnosed); it was a long time ago. But, yeah, it’s definitely fun having ADD. It’s extremely fun. I’m not boring.” Pretty much explains all of it
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Cool Buff Man posted:Pretty much explains all of it hell same. along with half this forum probably
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I can't wait to see Embiid, Simmons, and whoever we get with our first round pick play together in 2019 after they've healed from their inevitable foot injury.
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This is pretty much the ideal shot chart for an exciting game of basketball.
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The miss on the right side was after Lou Williams broke someone's ankles so hard he had a full second to shoot and of course clanked it.
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Jota posted:Ben Simmons is officially out for the year I love my injured big men Why can't the Sixers have nice things
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I love my injured big men Because you ding dongs started winning too much and it made ownership nervous!
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Javale on a high dose of amphetamine salts is just prime Tyson Chandler. I don't blame him. ADD medication makes you into a different person, a more sober, focused person. It takes the whimsy and silliness out of life. If he can make 2m a year and not take medication, he's doing alright
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What's Shaq going to do; try to frame Javale by planting kiddie porn on his computer?
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Doltos posted:The miss on the right side was after Lou Williams broke someone's ankles so hard he had a full second to shoot and of course clanked it. That may have been the left side. The right side was when Jrue blocked someone's three, or at least contested it well enough to make it an airball.
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Javale is cool and fun but terrible at basketball so I have a hard time caring if he's butthurt about someone saying he sucks.
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Redgrendel2001 posted:What's Shaq going to do; try to frame Javale by planting kiddie porn on his computer? Sorry to state the obvious, but Shaq is a loving piece of poo poo. Imagine feeling the impetus to completely ruin someone's life because you don't want to be responsible for some back pay that's probably .1% of your yearly earnings
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Last time the Sixers held their #1 pick out indefinitely to the point where it seemed like a sick joke he became a guaranteed first ballot hall of famer the moment he stepped on the court. If it worked for Embiid it can work for Simmons. This is good news. Trust the Process.
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https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/835160966371373057 I hope he does well. He was a guy I really pulled for the year after the CP3 trade.
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Redgrendel2001 posted:What's Shaq going to do; try to frame Javale by planting kiddie porn on his computer?
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EvanTH posted:Last time the Sixers held their #1 pick out indefinitely to the point where it seemed like a sick joke he became a guaranteed first ballot hall of famer the moment he stepped on the court. If it worked for Embiid it can work for Simmons. This is good news. Trust the Process. It's the secret to developing a jump shot. Soon you'll see all the teams breaking their rookies' feet. Wheel chair basketball taking over
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Cousins had an interview with the Undefeated this morning about his thoughts on Sacramento and being traded: https://theundefeated.com/features/demarcus-cousins-sacramento-kings-trade/
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Kibner posted:That may have been the left side. The right side was when Jrue blocked someone's three, or at least contested it well enough to make it an airball. Nah I definitely remember that play because I was like holy gently caress when Lou crossed Motiejunas who stumbled out of bounds.
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Jota posted:Ben Simmons is officially out for the year Do we have any Colangelo truthers around anymore? Midrange jumpshots have an expected value of 1.33pts/shot. Everyone load up on midrange shots! Wave of the future!
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Kibner posted:For whoever was asking if Noel was good, this seems pretty accurate: It's a decent comparison. Prime Chandler probably was a bit better in the post, due to size, but couldn't defend the P+R or play help D like Noel. I'd even argue that Noel is a better player at his age. It's a great addition for Dallas. Goons underrate him.
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Time posted:Okay, here is my bold prediction: HOU will make the WCF and at some point in the playoffs set the record for most 3PA in a series. I will donate 50 to the SPLC if they do not do both of these. Does anyone want the other side of it? I accept this cause lol don't you listen to aff the rockets are going to get hosed by the refs making impossible for them to make it past the second round let alone the first
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https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/835176920966959109 i like steven adams very much
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Metapod posted:I accept this cause lol don't you listen to aff the rockets are going to get hosed by the refs making impossible for them to make it past the second round let alone the first AFF is powerful, but Morey and Pringles have done the fusion dance and are ready
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Kibner posted:https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/835160966371373057 I still find his face really unnerving.
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