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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

mehall posted:

This shows that many critics of Corbyn are right when they say he needs to work on his messaging.

All he needed to do was say:

"I'm a 10 on keeping us in the EU. Maybe a 7 or 8 about how it is now, but it's best for us to stay in, and reform."

Corbyn really likes nuance. It's one of the things that made him great as a principled backbencher and constituency MP but isn't a great quality in an opposition leader getting a camera shoved in his face 24/7.

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Corbyn's big problem is that he's not aggressive enough. In times like these you need a firebrand and not a compromiser.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Looke posted:

who is cathy brennon
She is one of the hardline TERF sets who believe that trans women are men mocking women by existing, trans men are butch lesbians, and sex workers should be killed for their own safety.

They all strike me as about as feminist as Fred West, but Brennon is famous for outing trans kids at school and in general to their employers, so it's understandable why people might want to block her from doxxing them.

Her partner and some other people are in on it too, so it seems like making that information private would be better than blocking one notorious poo poo, but some people have reasons to want things public but away from her.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


MikeCrotch posted:

Corbyn really likes nuance. It's one of the things that made him great as a principled backbencher and constituency MP but isn't a great quality in an opposition leader getting a camera shoved in his face 24/7.

That's why I had it be a longer statement.
A standard leader would just answer 10.
A reasonably good leader would say the first bit, about "10 for staying in."

Lead with the message people want to hear, then answer with detail about your nuanced position.

People' trust first reactions.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

mehall posted:

This shows that many critics of Corbyn are right when they say he needs to work on his messaging.

All he needed to do was say:

"I'm a 10 on keeping us in the EU. Maybe a 7 or 8 about how it is now, but it's best for us to stay in, and reform."
I'm 10 on keeping us in the EU.

None of that other stupid poo poo.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


jBrereton posted:

I'm 10 on keeping us in the EU.

None of that other stupid poo poo.

You don't think it's important to reform portions of the EU?

You don't think it's important to show EU sceptics that you're not accepting everything as it is at present at saying "leaving isn't the right choice, here's how my Labour would handle the EU"

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/24/paul-nuttall-going-nowhere-hes-right-ukip-stoke-central

quote:

What an interesting adventure Paul Nuttall has had in Stoke. But like Mr Benn, Mr Nuttall must now return his tweed Nigel Farage suit to the proprietor of the fancy dress shop.

If that costumier is erstwhile Ukip money-man Arron Banks, my feeling is that Paul will not be allowed to borrow the suit again. You’ve soiled the suit, Paul. The election was won by a candidate who declared someone “should sod off back to where he came from”. You were the sod-ee. There’s off-brand, and then there’s … that.

On the other hand, there were many ambiguities at the time of writing this. Nuttall campaigned in website errors yet greeted news of his defeat delphically. As he put it: “I’m not going anywhere.” Correct on at least two fronts. First, no one had booked him a car from the count. Second, he’s a dead end.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Corbyn's comments were as part of a rambling discussion on a comedy show while dressed as

https://res.cloudinary.com/dods/image/upload/c_fill,g_center,h_500,w_1120/v1/UK%20politicians/corbyn_c4_fnpd06.jpg

I don't blame Corbyn for not saying the right thing in that. I think it was an idiotic and arrogant idea to go on that show in the first place with the vote imminent.

quote:

One question submitted via Twitter from viewer Martin Jubb, cleanly asked: ‘Why are you on a comedy show if you have NO sense of humour??’

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
We need a hardcore socialist with Hitler-level charisma, replacing the madness and evil with actual goodwill of course.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

mehall posted:

You don't think it's important to reform portions of the EU?
I think we're not going to reform it by having a leader of the opposition so loving inane that he can't just say "STAY IN THE EU" but has to couch it in massive qualifiers all the time to prove how intellectually sophisticated he is.

haakman
May 5, 2011
New Labour took lots of their ideology from Giddens - fair enough. It's third way stuff (really though I shouldn't say ideology because third wayism is defined by its lack of ideology).

However it also took influence from Charles Murray. You should look him up. I'm sure the walking, physical embodiment of a PPE degree known as Ronya might have some words about him. He's basically a monster. There's a direct line from him to Reagan, Thatcher and then Blair. He particularity doesn't like single mums or the 'underclass' as he terms it.

Frankly, I'd rather vote for a cock and sickle.

Also there's the whole million dead Iraqis. Yeah, that stretches the perfect being the enemy of good for me.

haakman fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Feb 24, 2017

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Yes we do need *PERFECT LEADER* to !!!!lead!!!! Labour. Where, exactly, is this *PERFECT LEADER* going to come from? Does anyone like that currently exist within the Labour party? Are they going to be grown quickly in a vat?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yes we do need *PERFECT LEADER* to !!!!lead!!!! Labour. Where, exactly, is this *PERFECT LEADER* going to come from? Does anyone like that currently exist within the Labour party? Are they going to be grown quickly in a vat?

Not to mention that if it isn't Tony Blair they'll immediately come under the exact same fire Corbyn has done from Murdoch's press machine.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

At this point I will accept a fairly above average press and publicity team with a non poo poo spin doctor more than a perfect leader.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Considering Blair cheated with Murdoch's wife I doubt he'd get good press either

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Jose posted:

Considering Blair cheated with Murdoch's wife I doubt he'd get good press either

Yeah remember when that whole Iraq inquiry was going on.

I certainly wouldn't call that good press (though they were hypocritical in a massive way since they were far more bloodthirsty than him back then, but hey when did ever matter to Sun).

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Skinty McEdger posted:

At this point I will accept a fairly above average press and publicity team with a non poo poo spin doctor more than a perfect leader.

Agreed.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yes we do need *PERFECT LEADER* to !!!!lead!!!! Labour. Where, exactly, is this *PERFECT LEADER* going to come from? Does anyone like that currently exist within the Labour party? Are they going to be grown quickly in a vat?

Some *campers* are not so good for *elections*. We need better *parties*.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Jose posted:

Considering Blair cheated with Murdoch's wife I doubt he'd get good press either

Rupert MurCuck.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Farage has said UKIP lost because they weren't 'clear enough' on immigration.

Look out for UKIP lurching even further towards the right in the near future.

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017
What happens if Ukippers get their wish and all the immigrants actually go?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

jabby posted:

Farage has said UKIP lost because they weren't 'clear enough' on immigration.
How much clearer can they be on immigration? They're about half a step away from their only concrete policy being driving around in one of Theresa May's 'go home' trucks yelling "gently caress immigrants" out of the window 24/7.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

and i must meme posted:

What happens if Ukippers get their wish and all the immigrants actually go?

Nothing. As in, nothing will happen in the UK any more.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

HJB posted:

Nothing. As in, nothing will happen in the UK any more.

Sounds like a net good, considering what's usually happening.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

HJB posted:

Nothing. As in, nothing will happen in the UK any more.

Lol sure, losing 20% of your general workforce and about 60% of your IT workforce is not going to have any serious effects at all. Not to mention lost tax revenue.

Unless you mean absolutely nothing, in which case you'd be wrong. You'll still have Marmite.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

and i must meme posted:

What happens if Ukippers get their wish and all the immigrants actually go?

They'll move onto the naturalised citizens and the gays.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pochoclo posted:

Lol sure, losing 20% of your general workforce and about 60% of your IT workforce is not going to have any serious effects at all. Not to mention lost tax revenue.

Unless you mean absolutely nothing, in which case you'd be wrong. You'll still have Marmite.

Which is already about as appealing as bose einsteinian condensate so it'll fit right in.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Cerebral Bore posted:

Corbyn's big problem is that he's not aggressive enough. In times like these you need a firebrand and not a compromiser.

He is also too aggressive. Far to left wing and yet not left wing enough.

He is going to end up like Dorfl in Feet of Clay.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Collateral posted:

He is also too aggressive. Far to left wing and yet not left wing enough.

He is going to end up like that Gollum in Feet of Clay.

The only things Corbyn is aggressive on are issues no one cares about.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If Jeremy Corbyn turns into an indestructible avatar of socialism and rampages through the house laying waste to everything about him, that would honestly be pretty good I think.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

and i must meme posted:

What happens if Ukippers get their wish and all the immigrants actually go?

Gonzo McFee posted:

They'll move onto the naturalised citizens and the gays.

see that thing i said about how fascists are never satisfied and also that thing about how if you keep pushing on stuff you end up with camps

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Fangz posted:

The only things Corbyn is aggressive on are issues no one cares about.

That went right over your head, admit it.

You are an illiterate prole who has never read Feet of Clay.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Fangz posted:

The only things Corbyn is aggressive on are issues no one cares about.
Like people not being able to eat or heat their flats. It'd be nice if people did care about that though.

Collateral posted:

You are an illiterate prole who has never read Feet of Clay.
Meshuggah was the one who went crazy from all the contrary instructions in Feet of Clay, or is there a Dorfl thing I've forgotten?

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Guavanaut posted:

Like people not being able to eat or heat their flats. It'd be nice if people did care about that though.

Meshuggah was the one who went crazy from all the contrary instructions in Feet of Clay, or is there a Dorfl thing I've forgotten?

Given the context was that "Corbyn is being criticised for being too aggressive on some issues" I was thinking of stuff like Trident. I certainly do not think anyone can criticise Corbyn for being too much of a firebrand on issues to do with poverty.

Do YOU think his performance is enough on those issues?

Sorry, I read Feet of Clay too long ago, I don't remember who the Gollum character is in it.

Panama Red
Jul 30, 2003

Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
What do people think of Clive Lewis? Beloved by the Remain crowd, but was on good terms with Corbyn

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Collateral posted:

That went right over your head, admit it.

You are an illiterate prole who has never read Feet of Clay.

I love Pratchett more than a lot of people, but I don't think being a Discworld fan is necessary or sufficient to achieve adult literacy

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Panama Red posted:

What do people think of Clive Lewis? Beloved by the Remain crowd, but was on good terms with Corbyn

Fine? Seems like a good bloke but he's only been an MP just under two years. Definitely needs to get more experience before going for leadership - would not be surprised to see him take over from Corbyn in the event of a bad result for Labour in the 2020 general election.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Fangz posted:

Given the context was that "Corbyn is being criticised for being too aggressive on some issues" I was thinking of stuff like Trident. I certainly do not think anyone can criticise Corbyn for being too much of a firebrand on issues to do with poverty.

Do YOU think his performance is enough on those issues?
It's the only thing I can remember him getting shouty over recently. I'm not sure that a lot of people will care until it happens to them, and too many people seem to be wrapped up in some kind of just world idea that it doesn't happen to strivers and people with aspiration.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Like people not being able to eat or heat their flats. It'd be nice if people did care about that though.

Meshuggah was the one who went crazy from all the contrary instructions in Feet of Clay, or is there a Dorfl thing I've forgotten?

This is true, I am ashamed.

The point I was trying to make is that the more unrealistic hope is painted into the picture of our saviour, JC, the more likely he is going to satisfy nobody. The papers are gleefully helping out here.

And the Discworld isn't enough to teach adult literacy? It would not help in the majority of cases of illiteracy would it?

Collateral fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 24, 2017

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Guavanaut posted:

It's the only thing I can remember him getting shouty over recently. I'm not sure that a lot of people will care until it happens to them, and too many people seem to be wrapped up in some kind of just world idea that it doesn't happen to strivers and people with aspiration.

I can believe you when you say that, because my impression is that Corbyn hasn't been shouty over a single thing for ages.

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