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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



statement from white house correspondents association



(association president jeff mason of reuters)

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Remember when our President was a sexual predator?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Is this an open call? If so, the internet needs to get to work and flood them with absolutely batshit proposals.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007


I hope they get flooded with millions of dumbass "fine ol solutions" to this simple bing bong easy task that will most def happen and work

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Former Everything posted:

wow, who would have thought that posting an article about a kentucky police department with a punisher skull and BLUE LIVES MATTER on the hoods of all of their cruisers would prompt a discussion of whether or not punisher or, alternatively, batman have mental illnesses

I am completely incapable of understanding the real world unless I view it through the lens of my favorite pop fiction.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

lmao why would you ban them, i thought just not calling on them was enough :shrug:

because the GOP has one of those IS YOUR COUNTRY A DICTATORSHIP Y/N? checklists and is going down it implementing each of the steps, but theyre really lazy and garbage so you end up with stuff like trying to ban CNN from useless press conferences and making plans to zerg rush San Francisco with 10,000 ICE agents who dont exist yet

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this weekend i think im going to switch away from sugar free capri-suns

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!
I like how we're all "don't these guys know they'll make [x] mad by doing [y]?!?" as though we're ever having an election again

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

boethius posted:

Remember when our President was a sexual predator?

was?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
welp, that's it, it's the death of the republic
it's nice to be in here with you guys while the ship sinks and the violinists keep playing
Putin did it y'all, he succeeded where Stalin could not

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

SpaceGoku posted:

yeah our border is going to become even more porous if they ramp up hiring

we thought the heroin epidemic was bad now, it will be nothing compared to what it's like when we lose the ACA and Jack Dildo, rookie CBP agent, gets a $10,000 "bonus" from drug cartels to let them smuggle in tractor trailers full of heroin

Jack Dildo made the right choice, they'd have killed his husband and children otherwise. Going to be a shitload of sympathetic ICE agents who 'just miss' illegal immigrants going forward. Smart thing to do is flood the system with ringers and do what you would have done anyways only now you've got a badge and a gun. If it works for white supremacists no reason it can't work for good people.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

boethius posted:

Remember when our President was a sexual predator?

You mean Bill Clinton? I do, but some of our younger posters might not.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

tenderjerk posted:

lmao why would you ban them, i thought just not calling on them was enough :shrug:

This is the dumb poo poo we know Trump and his cronies are doing, Trump is going to leave the White House in handcuffs.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

DeepDickPizza posted:

Is this an open call? If so, the internet needs to get to work and flood them with absolutely batshit proposals.

Step 1) implement a workable real life version of Minecraft.
Step 2) hire 8-year-old to build wall

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

euphronius posted:

The GOP is going to tax fringe benefits

They are insane

It was very nice of the House GOP to come up with a plan that appeals to literally no one

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tenderjerk posted:

I like how we're all "don't these guys know they'll make [x] mad by doing [y]?!?" as though we're ever having an election again

the us will have more elections, some of todays children might even be alove to see it!

good luck :thumbsup:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

tenderjerk posted:

I like how we're all "don't these guys know they'll make [x] mad by doing [y]?!?" as though we're ever having an election again

look how cool and nihilistic this goon is, i will bet he is above everything

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Fojar38 posted:

i think its less fascism and more trump being a giant pissbaby who genuinely cant handle criticism and doesnt want to be embarassed by the presence of people who wont suck his dick in front of the audience

although the oval office is definitely going to be involved in a fuhrenbunker downfall scenario before this is all over

During Trumps CPAC speech he literally said "Now me, I can handle criticism" and boy howdy did that make me laugh.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

welp, that's it, it's the death of the republic
it's nice to be in here with you guys while the ship sinks and the violinists keep playing
Putin did it y'all, he succeeded where Stalin could not



wait its the death of the republic because cnn wasnt allowed in an office

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Citizen Tayne posted:

I am completely incapable of understanding the real world unless I view it through the lens of my favorite pop fiction.

Trump is Morgan Spurlock and America is the goodness that is the Super Size Big Mac Meal™.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Lol at CNN for standing up for Fox when Obama gave them poo poo. That favor will go unreturned except maybe Shep will be upset for a moment.

It's still lovely, but CNN and their viewers weren't Obama's bitch. FOX can't do much about Trump without their idiot audience going apeshit and possibly having the president himself chase their viewers into the arms of Alex Jones.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lmao brietbart and infowars are going to be our RT.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Citizen Tayne posted:

I am completely incapable of understanding the real world unless I view it through the lens of my favorite pop fiction.

its just like in the neverending story where bastian yells ATREYU at the book and atreyu hears it in his own reality

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

I can't imagine that everything that's wrong could be fixed in 4 years nor can I imagine that irreparable damage can be done within the span of 4 years. I mean 4 years on the timescale of geologic or climate events is nothing.

no, you misunderstand

the breakpoint we've been worried about for 40+ years has already been passed, it's gone, it's done

the +2C "point of no return" already happened

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

tenderjerk posted:

lmao why would you ban them, i thought just not calling on them was enough :shrug:

Yeah, it's petty, dumb as hell and ultimately counter-productive but that's expected from the Trump Regime. Wonder how long it'll be before the attempt to move from passive to active censorship?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

Fojar38 posted:

look how cool and nihilistic this goon is, i will bet he is above everything
thanks

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

welp, that's it, it's the death of the republic
it's nice to be in here with you guys while the ship sinks and the violinists keep playing
Putin did it y'all, he succeeded where Stalin could not



yeah this sucks

idw hafta switch back to acoustic instruments after the power plants all burn but what can ya fukken do?

bless everybodys heart

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Feminasty Slut posted:

lmao brietbart and infowars are going to be our RT.

alex jones being a news source might not be too bad

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


boethius posted:

Step 1) implement a workable real life version of Minecraft.
Step 2) hire 8-year-old to build wall

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Feminasty Slut posted:

lmao brietbart and infowars are going to be our RT.

the difference being that most people will ignore them lmao

these fringe websites are thoroughly unpalatable to the vast majority of the us population on a bipartisan basis and that isnt going to change because they get "direct lines" to the potus or whatever

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

triple sulk posted:

Trump is Morgan Spurlock and America is the goodness that is the Super Size Big Mac Meal™.

who the fk is merlin spermcock?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

boethius posted:

Step 1) implement a workable real life version of Minecraft.
Step 2) hire 8-year-old to build wall

a new hero rises

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

ex post facho posted:

"stop freaking out" i continued to insist to people, assured that hillary would win, as i turn into a concentration camp attendee

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

How long till journalists are murdered .

A month?

lol, you remember when the most critical of Trump's biographers died?

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

boethius posted:

Remember when our President was a sexual predator?

wrong tense, pal!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

this thrrad is daycrew af right now and it's friday

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

who the fk is merlin spermcock?

u rang :wink:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

That's light weight mate

Every lawyer I ever knew was a huge drunk

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

I can't imagine that everything that's wrong could be fixed in 4 years nor can I imagine that irreparable damage can be done within the span of 4 years. I mean 4 years on the timescale of geologic or climate events is nothing.

but I mean even if we are already hosed and there's nothing that can be done about it that doesn't mean that this boiled-over dogvomit "logic" you're using hasn't gotten us to this point to begin with so I'm still gonna call you a fukken dipshit idiot bitch because that's what this kind of thought process deserves

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

jarofpiss posted:

this thrrad is daycrew af right now and it's friday

just fukken lol

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