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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Donald's tweet game has been pretty weak today imo

he's lost his edge

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:15

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:24

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:16

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Fullhouse posted:

lmao

...how much would like a 3ml eyedropper be

e: About $500

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:16

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

District Judge Randy J Stoker

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:17

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Leviathan posted:

there are $10-15 bottles which are appropriate for aging. it's not about price

what's it like to be bought and paid for by the Juice Industry hmmmmmm

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:17

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Schnorkles posted:

Donald's tweet game has been pretty weak today imo

he's lost his edge

na it's worse than that

it's normal now

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:17

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I'm also confident in this because I've never known a Randy who wasn't a stoneheaded dipshit

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:17

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

THANK ME LATER

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:17

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Don't u hate it when u think u have to fart but u poop instead but also ur pants are down and you slip and fall on the poo

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:17

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i am now drinking sapporo

that acenscion beer wasn't as good as it should have been for a 15$ bottle of beer :/

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Philip Rivers posted:

Don't u hate it when u think u have to fart but u poop instead but also ur pants are down and you slip and fall on the poo

I think we've all been there

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Fullhouse posted:

lmao

Lmao anything in oak that long will taste like bitter trash.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Tapley is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmsVSB8uVY4

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Plinkey posted:

...how much would like a 3ml eyedropper be

e: About $500

$159 per ml lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

boy these fire rum are good im drunk af haha

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Which is for the best, probably.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

lol if you haven't ever slipped on a puddle of frozen raw sewage

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:18

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

i am now drinking sapporo

that acenscion beer wasn't as good as it should have been for a 15$ bottle of beer :/

I never understood the fascination with Sapporo, it tastes like raisins to me

(Mexican beer is best beer btw)

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:19

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

Paranoia Agent is very good

Lil Slugger is the hero we need right now, not the one we deserve

Paranoia Agent is basically the premise of this presidency

the more you talk about Trump, the more powerful he becomes :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:19

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Philip Rivers posted:

He stuck something up that kids butt but this wasn't sexual haha I mean what even is rape maybe the kid was asking for it makes u think

just locker room talk

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:19

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

I never understood the fascination with Sapporo, it tastes like raisins to me

(Mexican beer is best beer btw)

i drink (alot of) dos equis

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:19

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Paranoia agent was good much unlike this presidency GOD why wont someone murder me with a baseball bat already

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Weeping Wound posted:

Paranoia Agent is basically the premise of this presidency

the more you talk about Trump, the more powerful he becomes

except Trump makes your life worse instead of fixing it :smith:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

i drink (alot of) dos equis

my man

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

i like plum wine a lot

easy to chug a whole bottle at a time like My Summer Car style then you remember you grabbed a bottle of vodka and poo poo starts getting interesting

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

lol if you haven't ever slipped on a puddle of frozen raw sewage

is it really a puddle if it's frozen?

:thinkingemoji:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

i am now drinking sapporo

that acenscion beer wasn't as good as it should have been for a 15$ bottle of beer :/

Baloogan, should i get bandoliers for my 30-30 and go full "we dont need no stinking redhats"?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

dos equis tastes like bred

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:20

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

kaleedity posted:

just locker room talk

Wow. Locker room talk. You just
MAde me realize that the trump presidency is gonna be like a really really good series where you're still picking up on poo poo on the 5th bingewatch

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:21

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Chokes McGee posted:

I never understood the fascination with Sapporo, it tastes like raisins to me

(Mexican beer is best beer btw)

Bohemia dark?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:21

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

When I was like 16 I had a revelation that beer..... Is really just wet bread

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:21

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Baloogan, should i get bandoliers for my 30-30 and go full "we dont need no stinking redhats"?

i don't have bandoliers but i desperately want bandoliers

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:21

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Baloogan, should i get bandoliers for my 30-30 and go full "we dont need no stinking redhats"?

if you do not do this God will cry

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:21

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

For reals tho Modelo Especial is where it's at

Honestly Tecate's pretty goddamn good for the price

That's why I love mexican beers, they're cheap and literally all of them are good

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:21

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

if your liquor isn't left to rot and ferment in a hole in the ground until it smells like funk and jackfruit and gasoline then smh

quote:

A �dunder pit� was essentially a hole in the ground, often deep in the jungle, that Caribbean rum-makers threw their distillery waste into�fruit, molasses, sometimes even dead bats and rotting goat heads.

Once this pit underwent bacterial fermentation and became something they called �muck,� the distillers would put a portion of it back into their fermentation tank. By the end of the fermenting process, the gross scent of muck would be gone and the rum would come out smelling like a fruit basket.

Ancient rum-makers might not have understood why this all occurred, but they knew the unbearably awful-smelling dunder pit was what was surely responsible for turning their rum into highly-flavorful alcohol.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 05:22