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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LifeSunDeath posted:

Jesus dude, lose some weight already.

New thread title

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Please don't be mean to kitchner it's not his fault he is a man who looks a lot like a thumb.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
lol I just realized dude went back 2 years to find an unflattering pic of kitchner

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

two years, one photo



edit: lifesundeath was actually being nice, there is a second photo...

Teagan has a new favorite as of 00:53 on Feb 25, 2017

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I love this thread

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I'm fat as gently caress someone tell me to lose weight

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

LifeSunDeath posted:

Jesus dude, lose some weight already.

Pretty funny that my throw away comment about your photo caused you to get so upset that you decided to hunt down a photo I posted of myself ages ago on here to call me fat.

You sure showed me.

Sorry my comment about your photo upset you. It doesn't make you look like a lame try hard at all and it really is cool just like you thought it does :)

Kitchner has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Feb 25, 2017

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kitchner posted:

Pretty funny that my throw away comment about your photo caused you to get so upset that you decided to hunt down a photo I posted of myself ages ago on here to call me fat.

You sure showed me.

Sorry my comment about your photo upset you. It doesn't make you look like a lame try hard at all and it really is cool just like you thought it does :)

Lol, two clicks got me that pic, and your response looks way more try hard than mine. gently caress right off.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That's some good butthurt. Try the puppetmaster defense next.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This is my friend Kulani. She's staying at the clinic because her owner passed and his family can't take care of her. Unfortunately I'm not in the position to give her a home but I do give her plenty of attention and scritches and I'm her favorite person there :3:



:kimchi:

Josh Lyman posted:

It 79*F in February but climate change was totally made up by China right



That cat is thinking very seriously about the trade deficit.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol, two clicks got me that pic, and your response looks way more try hard than mine. gently caress right off.

That's a lot of words to write "no u" my friend.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I guess one page of cute goon girls is all we get this month

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Elsa posted:

I guess one page of cute goon girls is all we get this month

Yeah sorry that's my bad, I damaged someone' fragile ego accidentally and now you've had to look at a photo of me from two years ago.

Cute goon girls are way better.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
oh yeah about that. lose some weight tia

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Elsa posted:

oh yeah about that. lose some weight tia

:drat:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Everybody be nice. We're all fat goons here.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Elsa posted:

oh yeah about that. lose some weight tia

I'm ok thanks, I like food and don't like using the little free time I have for exercise.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Everybody be nice. We're all fat goons here.

Speak for yourself birdwoman




I prefer the term "morbidly obese"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

oldpainless posted:

Speak for yourself birdwoman




I prefer the term "morbidly obese"

Oldthinless

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Did someone say fat goon?? I'm here

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mocking Bird posted:

Did someone say fatbest goon?? I'm here



:allears:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Mocking Bird posted:

Did someone say fat goon?? I'm here



You have beautiful eyes and hair

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.


I agree with this goon.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Minimalist Program posted:

Please don't be mean to kitchner it's not his fault he is a man who looks a lot like a thumb.

A lot of men look like thumbs to you. Please expand your programming.

Sincerely,
A. Thumb

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

A lot of men look like thumbs to you. Please expand your programming.

Sincerely,
A. Thumb

I think I've only compared two men to thumbs, with you being one of those men and kitchner being the other. I do not actually mean or even believe either of you two to look like actual thumbs with faces painted on. It's just a source of comedy for me, to have spent 3 years telling every single goon posting a selfie itt that they are beautiful and have beautiful eyes and hair and nobody believed me or took me seriously except for the two completely normal looking dudes who I said looked like thumbs.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Minimalist Program posted:

I think I've only compared two men to thumbs, with you being one of those men and kitchner being the other. I do not actually mean or even believe either of you two to look like actual thumbs with faces painted on. It's just a source of comedy for me, to have spent 3 years telling every single goon posting a selfie itt that they are beautiful and have beautiful eyes and hair and nobody believed me or took me seriously except for the two completely normal looking dudes who I said looked like thumbs.

I wasn't arguing with you? Just thought you could use some other digits or descriptors.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

welcome back MP, we missed you :allears:

you too Mocking Bird!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

*checks self in mirror* suit? check, backpack? check? The face of an angry toddler on the body of a romanian grand mother?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Minimalist Program posted:

*checks self in mirror* suit? check, backpack? check? The face of an angry toddler on the body of a romanian grand mother?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Minimalist Program posted:

I think I've only compared two men to thumbs, with you being one of those men and kitchner being the other. I do not actually mean or even believe either of you two to look like actual thumbs with faces painted on. It's just a source of comedy for me, to have spent 3 years telling every single goon posting a selfie itt that they are beautiful and have beautiful eyes and hair and nobody believed me or took me seriously except for the two completely normal looking dudes who I said looked like thumbs.

With a thumb... with a thumb... you will be who you are just the same...

throatstab
Feb 23, 2017
PissBoy ThroatStab chillin with a water bottle full of water what's happening in this thread guys. remember to stay hydrated

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Minimalist Program posted:

You have beautiful eyes and hair

I missed u buddy

throatstab posted:

PissBoy ThroatStab chillin with a water bottle full of water what's happening in this thread guys. remember to stay hydrated

*swipes right*

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Minimalist Program posted:

*checks self in mirror* suit? check, backpack? check? The face of an angry toddler on the body of a romanian grand mother?

Please don't bring your fetishes into this thread TIA

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Y'all's posts making me sad in this chill-out thread

throatstab
Feb 23, 2017

Mocking Bird posted:

I missed u buddy


*swipes right*

you have a beautiful personality and beautiful compliments, friend :)

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Somfin posted:

Y'all's posts making me sad in this chill-out thread

It'll sort itself out, sometimes the testosterone gets the better of them

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I may or may not be on the toilet



I'm on the toilet :ssh:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Well that explains why your person is taking pictures without you.






oh man I never get to turn around the animal poster gimmick on somebody else, that's fun

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Well that explains why your person is taking pictures without you.






oh man I never get to turn around the animal poster gimmick on somebody else, that's fun
Joke's on you, I was also in the bathroom all along

Josh Lyman has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Feb 26, 2017

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Well that explains why your person is taking pictures without you.






oh man I never get to turn around the animal poster gimmick on somebody else, that's fun

Gimmick? But you are literally a bird

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