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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Big Fat Iguana posted:

During my senior year in high school all the boys were locked out of the bathrooms because one of them (no one knew who) kept taking giant shits in the middle of the bathroom floor and smearing it around. I'm pretty sure the guys would have curbstomped him if they could. We never figured out who the Unipooper was though

Something similar happened with a chucklefuck in my middle school but it was in the stalls, so the solution was to just take all the doors off of the bathrooms :v:

His name was ed balls

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

that didn't work for david koresh

well i don't mean as an organized force, i mean as a scattered group of pissed off people with tanks carving their own fiefdoms

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

1 can Campbell, 1 can water, heat: Good Soup

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

2x deez nut

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

Ham
Hot water

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Plinkey posted:

1 can Campbell, 1 can water, heat: Good Soup

When I was a kid I just ate the chicken and stars concentrate out of the can and now if I have it regularly it tastes watery and unappealing

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

well i don't mean as an organized force, i mean as a scattered group of pissed off people with tanks carving their own fiefdoms
they'll spend just as much time killing each other as much as they adopt the barbarian solution on regular people

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gonna make me some goodsoup and a tall glass of lemon wetgood

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

here's a good poor person soup recipe that everybody should know for the upcoming Ultra Depression

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/lentil-soup-recipe

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

here's a good poor person soup recipe that everybody should know for the upcoming Ultra Depression

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/lentil-soup-recipe

this is a bourg recipe for fatcats who can afford store-bought legumes from named plants, and cooking fuel

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

When I was a kid I just ate the chicken and stars concentrate out of the can and now if I have it regularly it tastes watery and unappealing

:same: i would only use like a 1/4 to maybe a 1/2 can of water

or use whole milk and/or cream for tomato soup

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/_GreatUnwashed/status/835359178768056322

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


good imo

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Duscat posted:

this is a bourg recipe for fatcats who can afford store-bought legumes from named plants, and cooking fuel

actually yeah, the grains of paradise are dumb and I just use pepeper

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


I think I heard a nuke launch.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lentils are loving great and you shouldn't wait for a depression to eat them imho

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I would eat an unwashed rat I caught on the streets over a can of Campbell's.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Office Pig posted:

I think I heard a nuke launch.

i'm in a state where if i my city just got nuked, i would actually laugh out loud

gently caress us

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
i plan on eating the rich post apocalypse

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

i'll believe that this motherfucker prefers anything over fascism only when he starts propping up progressives

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Solarin posted:

here's a good poor person soup recipe that everybody should know for the upcoming Ultra Depression

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/lentil-soup-recipe

herea a good recipe for the world to come


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VGuup6g5aQ

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Nice

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i'll believe that this motherfucker prefers anything over fascism only when he starts propping up progressives

Yeah, the centrist Dems seem pretty goddamned happy with everything overall for some reason

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




sing the song to children, theyll learn it fast

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squizzle posted:

herea a good recipe for the world to come


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VGuup6g5aQ

hmmm i know they say to keep your powder dry, but what if your powder were mixed with pure ethanol and I guess an oxidizing agent?

edit - i guess that would just be a very small truck bomb

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Yeah, the centrist Dems seem pretty goddamned happy with everything overall for some reason

almost as if their campaign funds came from the exact same source as every other politician's

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

you can make stone soup, you start with water and a stone, and

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

herea a good recipe for the world to come


Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Eifert Posting posted:

I would eat an unwashed rat I caught on the streets over a can of Campbell's.

Good Soup

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

GobiasIndustries posted:

Anyone who has Good Soup recipes, post 'em now

i just made some sick chili, no recipe available tho cause i just winged it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

you can make stone soup, you start with water and a stone, and

when there was only one set of footprints, that was when i hit you w the stone and shoved yr body in the soup pot

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



another recipe for the world to come, if you can find two pieces of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz0UvIZw-Y0

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Why in the gently caress can't this guy be our president

I'm all in for JEB!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

shiksa posted:

i just made some sick chili, no recipe available tho cause i just winged it

While I respect improv Chili, Chili isn't Soup.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Duscat posted:

almost as if their campaign funds came from the exact same source as every other politician's

nice we got to the end of month 1 before both sides are the same poop trash came back into the zeitgeist

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

when there was only one set of footprints, that was when i hit you w the stone and shoved yr body in the soup pot

for want of a nail, the baseball bat was slightly less effective at bashing the fash

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