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Flatulance-a-lot
Jun 3, 2011


Slamhound posted:

This is a rather simplistic and nihilistic view that completely ignores even the possibility of something, or even anything, mattering. But even a cursory glance at history show that an individual---any individual---matters a great deahhhhahahahaha…..*drinks*

lol uyr a umb indito drink more

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Baloogan posted:

lol im not about to gently caress for money any time soon

its not my fault i dress sexy a f all the drat time

I have 50 dollars.

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
Ive been really loving drunk and watching people jumping from the twin towners for some loving reason today.

I look at my hand as I type and its basically reptile skin. Just dehydrated with obvious premordial scales showing. Nothing good.

I'll never off myself but gently caress does this world suck.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

does anyone want to fight

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

alright I'll save the gif for tomorrow

it's a good joke I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also sup Baloogan

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Baloogan posted:

lol im not about to gently caress for money any time soon

its not my fault i dress sexy a f all the drat time

why not its easy money

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Zeroisanumber posted:

I have 50 dollars.

i drank 50$ of fancy beer tonight and im not even buzzed :/

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

Im a lot to drink but to any of you guys know of a good soup? I would be ok with that soup.

Lentil

Zeroisanumber posted:

Also I broke up with my last really serius girlfriend 6 years ago an am unable to achieve lasting intimacy,

Therapy

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Baloogan posted:

i drank 50$ of fancy beer tonight and im not even buzzed :/

you drink hard liquor on the regular, why act surprised?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

TWIST FIST posted:

does anyone want to fight
meet meet at the bucee's next to texas motor speedway in fort worth in 15 minutes and i'll kick your fucken rear end

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Weeping Wound posted:

alright I'll save the gif for tomorrow

it's a good joke I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also sup Baloogan

sup :3:

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Zeroisanumber posted:

Also I broke up with my last really serius girlfriend 6 years ago an am unable to achieve lasting intimacy,

May I suggest a dog for unconditional love and prostitutes for your genitalia?

Also judging by the reg date that might have to with it :classiclol:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
russian standard vodka with cranberry juice.

CSPAM told me to get stoli but i liked the cyrillic label :shrug:

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Baloogan posted:

i drank 50$ of fancy beer tonight and im not even buzzed :/

Dumb duck, that was at least 4.25 liters of vodka you could have tossed into the failing machine which is your body.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

why not its easy money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x70OOTqDLjs

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
gently caress

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Wikkheiser posted:

meet meet at the bucee's next to texas motor speedway in fort worth in 15 minutes and i'll kick your fucken rear end

oh no i didnt expect anyone to actually respond :gonk:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Zeroisanumber posted:

Also I broke up with my last really serius girlfriend 6 years ago an am unable to achieve lasting intimacy,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy07LZpj0M

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
hey its my six year account birthday

i regret a few of the years

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

TWIST FIST posted:

oh no i didnt expect anyone to actually respond :gonk:
just kidding i'm not in a condition to drive

u lucked out bucko

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

Im a lot to drink but to any of you guys know of a good soup? I would be ok with that soup.
You're looking for a robust consommé.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Also I broke up with my last really serius girlfriend 6 years ago an am unable to achieve lasting intimacy,

Scratch that, you want a bisque, or if you're desperate, a chowder.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Wikkheiser posted:

russian standard vodka with cranberry juice.

CSPAM told me to get stoli but i liked the cyrillic label :shrug:

only vodka i drink is stoli

i once took a bottle of russian standard to a urkanian friends house party and like boom boom boom he poured it in his bong





alos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgydTUMhtJA

Flatulance-a-lot
Jun 3, 2011


Tiler Kiwi posted:

gently caress

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
A camera is unable to focus on what i see
Layers and layers of scales
Some keep me moist,
most keep me isolated
All seem to be failing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

that looks like one o those german point and click adventure games

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tiler Kiwi posted:

hey its my six year account birthday

i regret a few of the years

lol wait till you hit a decade and lowtax hasn't even banned u

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

MadJackal posted:

Dumb duck, that was at least 4.25 liters of vodka you could have tossed into the failing machine which is your body.

im in the best health of my life full of vitality and vim and vigor and verisimilitude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEnuanyRKII

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
baloogan is in good health he's on the alex jones male vitality

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Weeping Wound posted:

you drink hard liquor on the regular, why act surprised?

check discord u mvg

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

that looks like one o those german point and click adventure games

:bernpop:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

Also I broke up with my last really serius girlfriend 6 years ago an am unable to achieve lasting intimacy,

god drat that's a good bottom page snipe

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Wikkheiser posted:

baloogan is in good health he's on the alex jones male vitality

lol i wish can you imagine how well id be posting if i were on super male vitality

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

that looks like one o those german point and click adventure games

:kimchi:

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
Male ducks desecrate everything they see
Such a duck bares down on us
We drink thinking we will forget

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

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My dudes if you have had too much to drink then you need 1 thing. Drunk fried ramen.

First chop some green onions and peppers and ginger and garlix. Then boil some ramen for like 2 mins. Heat the oil in a pan and fry the veg and tofu or bacon if you have. Put in the ramen soup flavor pack into the oil. Then throw in the noodles and crack an egg. Fry until the egg is done. Add soy sauce and oyster sauce.

Eat and you will sleep like a baby and not by hungover.

Cheers

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also this is literlaly what is true (or what i think is true)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
poo poo
I am
Drunk

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

BrownieMinusEye posted:

poo poo
I am
Drunk

yes but i have highly placed contacts in the know who have confirmed everything up to the part about psychic vampires

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

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Dude nobody in the bar is under 60. This is what I get for just walking until I hit a watering hole.

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Flatulance-a-lot
Jun 3, 2011


How is everyone doing im leaving at 5 toi drive from gheorgia to nawlins to dribnk a shi ton frp, mpw til mardi greasds, iokll have fun

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