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BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

Baloogan posted:

also this is literlaly what is true (or what i think is true)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

I will continue to shitpost and maybe reach this level... maybe

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Leroy Diplowski posted:

Dude nobody in the bar is under 60. This is what I get for just walking until I hit a watering hole.

trumps mouth is a watering hole

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
baloogan you could totally chill like thoreau in the woods

that might be a better path as it is the path of wisdom

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

BrownieMinusEye posted:

Ive been really loving drunk and watching people jumping from the twin towners for some loving reason today.

I look at my hand as I type and its basically reptile skin. Just dehydrated with obvious premordial scales showing. Nothing good.

I'll never off myself but gently caress does this world suck.

nah it's fine also :therapy:

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Leroy Diplowski posted:

My dudes if you have had too much to drink then you need 1 thing. Drunk fried ramen.

First chop some green onions and peppers and ginger and garlix. Then boil some ramen for like 2 mins. Heat the oil in a pan and fry the veg and tofu or bacon if you have. Put in the ramen soup flavor pack into the oil. Then throw in the noodles and crack an egg. Fry until the egg is done. Add soy sauce and oyster sauce.

Eat and you will sleep like a baby and not by hungover.

Cheers
My dudes if you have had too much to drink then you need 1 thing.

First grab a knife and start chopping. Then boil something for 2 mins. Then heat oil in a pan and put stuff in the heated oil. Then put some more stuff in the oil. Then throw something else in and crack an egg. Fry until done.

When you wake up in the burn ward on a morphine drip, your closest relatives will tell you how you burned your home down.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

also this is literlaly what is true (or what i think is true)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

this poo poo is evergreen

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfg8RiSs7o


hey lastgirl how has your evening been

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Anyone in Denver my jerkass friend fell asleep at the wheel

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

BrownieMinusEye posted:

Ive been really loving drunk and watching people jumping from the twin towners for some loving reason today.

I look at my hand as I type and its basically reptile skin. Just dehydrated with obvious premordial scales showing. Nothing good.

I'll never off myself but gently caress does this world suck.

yeah don't watch poo poo like that dude

need to watch out for your soul's health

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ive had like, 4L of fancy rear end beer and im only slighly buzzed atm

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



That DICK! posted:

Anyone in Denver my jerkass friend fell asleep at the wheel

is this one of those my summer car quests

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Baloogan posted:

ive had like, 4L of fancy rear end beer and im only slighly buzzed atm

try it intravenously next time

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Baloogan posted:

ive had like, 4L of fancy rear end beer and im only slighly buzzed atm

because fancy rear end beer is still just beer

try some fancy rear end liquor

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also im 100% unironic about that alex jones vid i posted
thats the truth, as far as I know

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
but poo poo is going off the rails :3

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

ive had like, 4L of fancy rear end beer and im only slighly buzzed atm

whats that in real measurements

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
alex jones is winning

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



pick your favorite part of "the awakening conscience"

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
I had a death match with a chimp tonight and what I learned is that us hominids are really good at this snaky joint movement thing. I had this Bobo in a crazy leg lock but the fucker was like "don't need" and just snacked that joint and skizzeled out of it. I kept his loving foot in the end but I had to emtpy a whole loving clip into him in the corner of his cage as he pretendened to scream mercilessly in pain.

I don't know how to spell snakey.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

whats that in real measurements

going out of your way to ignore how the rest of the world measures things is how trump won



i approve :q:
its a gallon

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

alex jones would be either way funnier or way less funny if his insane ideas weren't being taken seriously and causing real harm to actual people

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BrownieMinusEye posted:

I will continue to shitpost and maybe reach this level... maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afkN9H9aLow

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

tacodaemon posted:

pick your favorite part of "the awakening conscience"



the catte (eating a bird?) watching the show

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfg8RiSs7o


hey lastgirl how has your evening been

I fell asleep at my chair drinking, its only just started :q:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnWLUEWBQc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tacodaemon posted:

pick your favorite part of "the awakening conscience"



someone add in her getting a face full of that sweet sweet virgin mary titty milk like those icons earlier

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fallen Hamprince posted:

alex jones would be either way funnier or way less funny if his insane ideas weren't being taken seriously and causing real harm to actual people

*takes caffeine pill*

*chugs a glass of fancy cuckbeer*

what

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

pick your favorite part of "the awakening conscience"



30% blood flow

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Junkyard Poodle posted:

I ❤️ 2 fart

*reads in head* what am I missing here
*reads aloud* ohhhhh, haha, nice, v good

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
9/11 caused alot of harm duder, amybe we should have listened to alex jones

and maybe we shouldn't take everything at face value? the world is complicated as gently caress

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

also im 100% unironic about that alex jones vid i posted
thats the truth, as far as I know

pedophiles and psychic vampires

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

*takes caffeine pill*

*chugs a glass of fancy cuckbeer*

what

Why no Shiraz 2nite?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

pedophiles and psychic vampires

you are UKian? right?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Junkyard Poodle posted:

Why no Shiraz 2nite?

i got a box of white wine but like
if i open that
im gonna haveta probate me in about 30 mins

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
and the reason i don't got shiraz is i drank all my shiraz which is why i got this cuckbeer

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Peanut Butler posted:

*reads in head* what am I missing here
*reads aloud* ohhhhh, haha, nice, v good

I had a good squeaker earlier, was drat near 20 sec of continuous farting. The dog moved mid fart and gave me a condescending glare. I was proud and ashamed. 6/10

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Leroy Diplowski posted:

Dude nobody in the bar is under 60. This is what I get for just walking until I hit a watering hole.

getting drunk with old timers is more worth your time than you might think

the can teach you old lore and bar tricks and novel racisms and you can teach them to say that theyre 'lit af fam'

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
business idea: daily boxed wine route

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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

i got a box of white wine but like
if i open that
im gonna haveta probate me in about 30 mins

Slap the goon, drink from the cornucopia of blackout

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