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I wonder if in a thousand years the Prince of Orange, the Clown Prince of Orange and the King in Yellow have just melded into the same being in public consciousness.
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endlessmonotony posted:I wonder if in a thousand years the Prince of Orange, the Clown Prince of Orange and the King in Yellow have just melded into the same being in public consciousness. We'll have consumed all our resources and starved. Wind and rust will erode the placards and faces of our monuments. Our legacy will be black oceans that nature takes an eternity to reclaim.
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Lord Hydronium posted:There were always the stories, of course. The orange Demon King of Madness himself, capering in his white palace as his diminutive hands play out a delirious staccato to which the monsters dance. The frog worshippers who bow before him in their red caps, gibbering in unholy tongues. The Spice Merchant, trading in secrets and lies. That old trickster Bright Bart, spreading sickness and insanity across the land. Why were the elders so afraid to sleep within sight of the village walls? We never quite understood. 
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Feb 25, 2017 20:31
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"...from a film nobody has seen", said world-renowned cartoonist Rick McKee. quote:If there was ever a time for Ramirez's car going off the cliff gag..  1 2 3 4 5 6Oscars already getting in good graces with Trump.  7 8 9 10 11 12 13
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Feb 25, 2017 20:35
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Let it never be said again that Delonas is redeemablr, or deserves to draw breath during daytime hours This trope is nothing new, this isnt a surprise from him or any other dittohead mudsucker, but gently caress. I gotta go take a loving walk
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Feb 25, 2017 20:51
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Now I'm no expert on gender issues, but I suspect this may not be a 100% accurate depiction of a transwoman using the bathroom.
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Feb 25, 2017 20:55
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Trump is planning to nationalize the media and eliminate all ideological opposition within: a good cartoon.
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Feb 25, 2017 20:57
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This is the kind of picture that tells you which kind of cartoons Payne would draw in 1930s Germany.
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Feb 25, 2017 20:58
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Do these lunatics think that people are okay with cisgender people peeking under stalls? Or just wandering around with their genitals exposed outside said stalls? What the gently caress are conservatives doing in public restrooms? 
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Feb 25, 2017 21:01
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Easy Salmon Recipe posted:What the gently caress are conservatives doing in public restrooms? Soliciting anonymous gay sex?
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Feb 25, 2017 21:03
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Easy Salmon Recipe posted:Do these lunatics think that people are okay with cisgender people peeking under stalls? Or just wandering around with their genitals exposed outside said stalls? I just assume these cartoonists are just projecting their fantasies like Mike Huckabee talking about how he'd want to "Feel like a girl today, coach" to get into the women's locker room in school.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:14
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Did I hear you all asking for more sick burns on atheists?
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Feb 25, 2017 21:19
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a) it didn't, probably, it developing from nothing is your thing, b) not until it can live on its own outside of its mother but this is more a philosophical thing than a science thing, c) lots probably because neurochemistry is complicated. Any others? Though "backing away without losing eye contact" is indeed probably the right call here.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:21
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Easy Salmon Recipe posted:Do these lunatics think that people are okay with cisgender people peeking under stalls? Or just wandering around with their genitals exposed outside said stalls? That peeking thing, except that they do it in the boys' room, as God intended.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:22
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The Copper Kaiser posted:Did I hear you all asking for more sick burns on atheists? hahaha so immediately I'm thinking 'wow this guy really misunderstands what science is' and it was nice to see the other character agree with me
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Feb 25, 2017 21:24
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The Copper Kaiser posted:Did I hear you all asking for more sick burns on atheists? A person gives up on an argument because his opponent is an idiot and not taking it seriously. AGC.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:24
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I refuse to acknowledge the repugnant message and will instead focus on the top-notch skull-noses.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:25
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Easy Salmon Recipe posted:What the gently caress are conservatives doing in public restrooms?  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal
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The Copper Kaiser posted:Did I hear you all asking for more sick burns on atheists? Had to sneak a trans dig eh? 
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The Copper Kaiser posted:Did I hear you all asking for more sick burns on atheists? "Please explain to me, scientifically, how the entire universe came into existence from nothing" You explain it. The Christian argument (and I know because I count myself as a non-crazy one that actually believes in science) is "God said 'let there be light', and there was".
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Spiffster posted:Had to sneak a trans dig eh? the first two questions are supposed to be unknowable by science so by process of thinking too much about it we can assume adam believes there are as many genders as stars in the sky
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Feb 25, 2017 21:41
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That's like me making a comic with sick Christian burns like "Can God create a rock he can't lift?" and "What created God?" Dude, not everyone is a walking encyclopedia and knowledgebase for you to ask your rhetorical questions to. Use Google for that, but you won't.
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mandatory lesbian posted:the first two questions are supposed to be unknowable by science so by process of thinking too much about it we can assume adam believes there are as many genders as stars in the sky God made man in His image and God is male so therefore there's only one gender, checkmate women. 
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Feb 25, 2017 21:47
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Quorum posted:God made man in His image and God is male so therefore there's only one gender, checkmate women. Actually God is intersex, being both male and female: quote:So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. Therefore, androgyny is a way to make yourself closer to god. Checkmate, cisfolk.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:54
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Man and un-Man he created them.
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Quorum posted:God made man in His image and God is male so therefore there's only one gender, checkmate women. actually he made man in an image belonging to him and that image is anime which explains everything
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Feb 25, 2017 21:56
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I knew someone was going to mention good ol' "Wide Stance" Craig. Fun fact: I actually did what Larry claimed he did once. I sit with a wide stance, and tend to bounce my right leg whenever sitting down. Didn't know that my school's library bathroom was a cruising spot. (To be honest, didn't even realize that "cruising" was still a thing, especially at very open, liberal college campuses in towns with relatively well-patronized gay bars...I should get out more, I guess.) Not sure who was more surprised, really. Me at the freshman twink slipping into my stall, or him when he saw a big-rear end burly dude coping a squat, staring at him in surprise and horror. If he hadn't bolted in panic, we could have had a great laugh over it. I kinda felt bad for him, as he probably thought I was going to beat the poo poo out of him, rather than just ask him to please stop bothering me while I poop. EDIT Cat Mattress posted:Actually God is intersex, being both male and female: Boys in the girl's room Girls in the men's room You free your mind in your androgyny Boys in the parlor They're getting harder I'll free your mind in your androgyny --Manson 3:2 Easy Salmon Recipe fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Cat Mattress posted:Actually God is intersex, being both male and female: The holiest gender is nonbinary, AGC. Drag should be compulsory for priests.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:00
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I'm guessing that Branco or Garrison is going to make a cartoon with someone saying "And the award for best liberal tears goes to", and if its Garrison, the Oscar statues will all be little Trump statues.
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Quorum posted:The holiest gender is nonbinary, AGC. Drag should be compulsory for priests. God demands that we get Vera Wang to redesign all vestments.
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The  WHY CELEBRITY SAY OPINIONS, WHYYY cartoons are extra delightful because you know it comes from a place of profound jealousy that even a B-list celebrity has more of an audience for their opinions than the most popular political cartoonist.
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Feb 25, 2017 22:14
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Do we know for certain that "He" is God's preferred pronoun?
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Jay Rust posted:Do we know for certain that "He" is God's preferred pronoun? yah dude doesn't gently caress around when it comes to correcting people
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usenet celeb 1992 posted:The And you know they were loving creaming themselves over Clint Eastwood's empty chair talk
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Peanut Butler posted:yah dude doesn't gently caress around when it comes to correcting people XI. Thou shalt not misgender thy neighbor, nor thy neighbor's daughter, nor thy neighbor's rear end. I am the Lord your God.
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A Braco-grade opinion with Delonas art. Truly repulsive.
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From Charlie Hebdo. edit: poo poo, trying to get a picture up in here. Barely worth it. edit edit: Giving up. It's a drawing of a man in a turban and a woman in a burka dancing, and the caption is "L'Allah Land." bitey fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Peanut Butler posted:Let it never be said again that Delonas is redeemablr, or deserves to draw breath during daytime hours That one interview where he talks about his revelation about how he was being really sexist and regrets it is ringing more hollow every day.
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