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Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Canemacar posted:

So if we open the list of Historical Rich Persons to include heads of state, at least in monarchical governments, who would be the richest?

I think it becomes even less well-defined than it currently is, because even absolute monarchs don't own the stuff they notionally have in the same way that a regular rich person owns their fortune. Mansa Munsa may have "owned" a ton of stuff but there were also political constraints on what he could do with it that wouldn't apply to a bank account.

This can be an issue for regular rich people too (if they have a bunch of money in illiquid assets, for instance) but it's even more of a problem here

CommonShore posted:

Probably Victoria.

This is a particularly extreme case of how you could go wrong doing this!

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I think it becomes even less well-defined than it currently is, because even absolute monarchs don't own the stuff they notionally have in the same way that a regular rich person owns their fortune. Mansa Munsa may have "owned" a ton of stuff but there were also political constraints on what he could do with it that wouldn't apply to a bank account.

This can be an issue for regular rich people too (if they have a bunch of money in illiquid assets, for instance) but it's even more of a problem here


This is a particularly extreme case of how you could go wrong doing this!

Well yeah. I just picked the monarch nominally atop the empire which controlled the greatest share of the world's economy. I'm not wrong within the constraints of the question, but she's certainly not in any practical sense the richest person in history

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Hands up if you vote for Leopold II

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
King Abdullah?

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Molentik posted:

Hands up if you vote for Leopold II

I didn't meet quota, so I'm out.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



If by rich we mean 'endowed of vast resources and the means to deploy those resources', Vladdy Putin's gotta be in the top five unless we're not counting our contemporaries

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
heads of state are chumps, put richelieu on the list

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I suppose it stops looking like wealth if it's the state that owns the assets and the individual just has control of the entire state.

Ithle01
May 28, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

I suppose it stops looking like wealth if it's the state that owns the assets and the individual just has control of the entire state.

There are points in time where this becomes blurry. For example, Augustus and Egypt. Or Russian tsars such as Peter.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


So we need to pick a metric to account for these variables.

On one hand we could index the GDP, national debt, and non-liquid assets, vs a percentage of government control and individual autonomy in the head of state to produce an adjusted wealth score.

Or we could ignore all of that and do it via swagger score, in which case it goes to Charles II of England:

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

CommonShore posted:

So we need to pick a metric to account for these variables.

On one hand we could index the GDP, national debt, and non-liquid assets, vs a percentage of government control and individual autonomy in the head of state to produce an adjusted wealth score.

Or we could ignore all of that and do it via swagger score, in which case it goes to Charles II of England:


I'll counter that with the pimp of Versailles himself, Louis the XIV.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

HEY GAIL posted:

heads of state are chumps, put richelieu on the list

Or Popes!

Technically heads of state though

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Canemacar posted:

I'll counter that with the pimp of Versailles himself, Louis the XIV.



Louis had the swag, but not the swagger.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

bean_shadow posted:

I didn't meet quota, so I'm out.

Very clever.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

I find it interesting both those portraits seem to deemphasize symbols of royal power, with crowns and thrones shunted into the shadows.


On an unrelated subject I was skimming a book full of tidbits about various cultures around the world and I found an odd little founding myth for the Sumatran Kingdom of MInangkabau:

quote:

In the beginning there was only the Light of Mohammad, through which God created the universe. From the Light came angels and Adam, and from Adam descended Alexander the Great, whose wife was a nymph from Paradise. Upon his death, the three sons of Alexander the Great, Diraja, Alif, and Depang, set sail around the world, taking with them their late father's crown. Some say the princes argued rightful owership; some say their ship ran aground. But the crown was lost in the sea. A follower of Diraja, a trickster and master gold-smith, fashioned a replica of the crown and urged Diraja to tell his brothers he had found the original. Diraja did so, claiming the crown as his own. At this, the brothers parted. Prince Depang sailed off to the Land of Sunrise, becoming Emperor of Japan; Prince Alif traveled to the Land of Sunset, where he proclaimed himself Sultan of Turkey. Prince Diraja found the Land between Sunrise and Sunset, finding himself at the top of a mountain. It was there that the Minangkabau world began, with Maharajah Diraja as its first king.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Squalid posted:

I find it interesting both those portraits seem to deemphasize symbols of royal power, with crowns and thrones shunted into the shadows.


On an unrelated subject I was skimming a book full of tidbits about various cultures around the world and I found an odd little founding myth for the Sumatran Kingdom of MInangkabau:

I like how both portraits of Charles II feature him with the baton.

And that's a fun story.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Yo ancient thread, looks like I'm going back to Rome for work in the next 6 months. Any specific photography requests?

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Immanentized posted:

Yo ancient thread, looks like I'm going back to Rome for work in the next 6 months. Any specific photography requests?

Cats among Roman ruins.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

bean_shadow posted:

I was looking at a list of the wealthiest historical figures and Marcus Licinius Crassus often tops the list at, according to Pliny the Elder, 200 million sesterces or $169.8 billion in today's money ("This would place Crassus's net worth equal to the total annual budget of the Roman treasury."). But underneath is listed Augustus at, supposedly, $4.6 trillion because he personally owned all of Egypt. So if Augustus was actually that rich, why is Crassus considered the richest (besides Musa I of Mali in the 14th century at $400 billion)?

"After several years of exile, Crassus was able to rebuild his family fortune by seizing the property of executed convicts for himself."

That is one way of putting it, I guess

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Squalid posted:

I find it interesting both those portraits seem to deemphasize symbols of royal power, with crowns and thrones shunted into the shadows.


On an unrelated subject I was skimming a book full of tidbits about various cultures around the world and I found an odd little founding myth for the Sumatran Kingdom of MInangkabau:

There's a national myth somewhere in SE Asia based on Rome, although I forgot the details.


Not really ancient history, but since we're already speaking of personal wealth, how much would 20 million 16th century ducats be in today's cash and how far it is from being on the stupid rich list?

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
According to some quick wikipedia, a Venetian ducat (standard for 500 years) was 0.12oz of gold. Ignoring the issue of purity of the metal and doing some napkin math, that's around $150.87 per ducat, so 20 million of them is worth around 3 billion dollars. The owner wouldn't get listed on the Forbes 500, but pretty close -- #500, a co-founder of AirBnB, has $3.3 billion.

fantastic in plastic fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Feb 25, 2017

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Thanks. :)

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Can you readily compare the economic value of someone's fortune like that, just by calculating the melt value of the gold?

Are there other values that need to be taken into account, like the increased value of fiat currency in an agrarian society?

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



yeah it seems like a better measure than US$(2017) would be in order
like how many jeroboams of wine/hogsheads of apples/chains of land/some more complex multiple index of those and other valuables would it be

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

my dad posted:

There's a national myth somewhere in SE Asia based on Rome, although I forgot the details.

It's this story about an ancient Malaysian kingdom. The founder was a Roman descended from Alexander the Great. He was shipwrecked in Malaysia when a phoenix attacked his fleet while on the way to China.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

bedpan posted:

"After several years of exile, Crassus was able to rebuild his family fortune by seizing the property of executed convicts for himself."

That is one way of putting it, I guess

I thought one of the ways he made money was not only buying the property of burning buildings at low prices but also controlling the fire brigade and making people fork over money in order for them to put out the fire.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



bean_shadow posted:

I thought one of the ways he made money was not only buying the property of burning buildings at low prices but also controlling the fire brigade and making people fork over money in order for them to put out the fire.

civil asset forfeiture seems easier and more boring, though yeah that's the tale I first knew him from

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

bean_shadow posted:

I thought one of the ways he made money was not only buying the property of burning buildings at low prices but also controlling the fire brigade and making people fork over money in order for them to put out the fire.

Not exactly. There wasn't a public fire brigade in Rome at the time, so he would wait until the building was about to catch fire, negotiate to buy it from the owner for extremely cheap, and then have his slaves and hirelings move in to put it out. If you didn't like his price, tough poo poo, Crassus will gladly buy the smoking rubble for an appropriately low price and redevelop it himself.

However it is slightly disingenuous for that page to say that he made money by seizing the property of convicts. The "convicts" were the many, many people proscribed by Sulla for the chief purpose of grabbing their wealth for himself and his supporters. A number of them were proscribed at Crassus' actual instigation and he made a fortune on the proscriptions, having not been born into an especially rich family. It's like saying that Leopold II became rich by employing cheap labor in the rubber industry. Like yeah technically it is true, but kind of leaves out an important bit.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Can you readily compare the economic value of someone's fortune like that, just by calculating the melt value of the gold?

Are there other values that need to be taken into account, like the increased value of fiat currency in an agrarian society?

I'd say it's very comparable, since most modern billionaires have the majority of their wealth tied up in things like stock and real estate, which like melted down gold or even vast stocks of gold coin, isn't particularly liquid for day to day purchases.

Peanut Butler posted:

yeah it seems like a better measure than US$(2017) would be in order
like how many jeroboams of wine/hogsheads of apples/chains of land/some more complex multiple index of those and other valuables would it be

Frankly, that's a thing to measure that more applies to comparing wealth of middle class sorts of people. When you have real piles of wealth, you're beyond the point where what you can actually buy matters.

Bill Gates could hypothetically buy 17 billion large boxes of Crispix cereal, but no one could eat that many and there's never been that many available to buy at one time, you know?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

skasion posted:

Not exactly. There wasn't a public fire brigade in Rome at the time, so he would wait until the building was about to catch fire, negotiate to buy it from the owner for extremely cheap, and then have his slaves and hirelings move in to put it out. If you didn't like his price, tough poo poo, Crassus will gladly buy the smoking rubble for an appropriately low price and redevelop it himself.

However it is slightly disingenuous for that page to say that he made money by seizing the property of convicts. The "convicts" were the many, many people proscribed by Sulla for the chief purpose of grabbing their wealth for himself and his supporters. A number of them were proscribed at Crassus' actual instigation and he made a fortune on the proscriptions, having not been born into an especially rich family. It's like saying that Leopold II became rich by employing cheap labor in the rubber industry. Like yeah technically it is true, but kind of leaves out an important bit.

I think one of the most amazing thing about Cra$$us and his money, is that he was rich for a long time, had most of his fortune taken by the state, and re-made his fortune and became even wealthier. Or at least that's how I remember it.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Tell me about Militum Flavius Stilicho! Gibbon seems to credit him with 'celestial gift', and a (otherwise uninteresting) history light show on TV says he basically fought back two barbarian invasions on his own :stare:

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Tias posted:

Tell me about Militum Flavius Stilicho! Gibbon seems to credit him with 'celestial gift', and a (otherwise uninteresting) history light show on TV says he basically fought back two barbarian invasions on his own :stare:

Well Stilicho was (sort of) half "barbarian" himself. The guy was basically the nemesis of Alaric the Goth and the two spent a lot of time opposing each other despite being fairly similar in a number of ways. For starters Alaric was looking to become more Roman than the current crop of Romans and find a place for the Goths to settle, whilst Stilicho was appointed Magister Militum by first the eastern and then the Western Emperors to prevent that, or any other barbarian attacks, from happening. The thing was Alaric was sometimes employed by the Romans too to do similar things. I think he was even put in charge of Iliriya for a few years.

The difference was, in the book that I read anyway, that Stilicho was working inside the Empire. His mother and father had been given special dispensation by the emperor to marry because his father was a Visigoth. However he had, essentially, abandoned any claim to "gothness" during his rise through the Roman ranks. Alaric on the other hand was both a Gothic king and a Roman functionary. The problem was that the Roman political establishment would not trust Alaric with anything and so kept giving him territory and then declaring that he was an outlaw. Stilicho was usually the guy to go and beat the crap out of Alaric when that happened.

Unfortunately it didn't end particularly well for Stilicho, a rumour started in the Western part of the Empire that he was planning on removing the emperor and appointing his own son. This lead to his troops mutinying, and handing him over to the Emperor before a progrom was launched against the "barbarians" living in Italy. The majority of whom then went to join Alaric and got to join him when he sacked Rome.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Here's a cool finding in Ethiopia.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

fishmech posted:

some drat good points

Thanks, that was really insightful! I feel wiser now.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Stilicho's barbarian ancestry was Vandal rather than Gothic, but yeah he was extremely similar to Gothic leaders of the period.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Josef bugman posted:

Well Stilicho was (sort of) half "barbarian" himself. The guy was basically the nemesis of Alaric the Goth and the two spent a lot of time opposing each other despite being fairly similar in a number of ways. For starters Alaric was looking to become more Roman than the current crop of Romans and find a place for the Goths to settle, whilst Stilicho was appointed Magister Militum by first the eastern and then the Western Emperors to prevent that, or any other barbarian attacks, from happening. The thing was Alaric was sometimes employed by the Romans too to do similar things. I think he was even put in charge of Iliriya for a few years.

The difference was, in the book that I read anyway, that Stilicho was working inside the Empire. His mother and father had been given special dispensation by the emperor to marry because his father was a Visigoth. However he had, essentially, abandoned any claim to "gothness" during his rise through the Roman ranks. Alaric on the other hand was both a Gothic king and a Roman functionary. The problem was that the Roman political establishment would not trust Alaric with anything and so kept giving him territory and then declaring that he was an outlaw. Stilicho was usually the guy to go and beat the crap out of Alaric when that happened.

Unfortunately it didn't end particularly well for Stilicho, a rumour started in the Western part of the Empire that he was planning on removing the emperor and appointing his own son. This lead to his troops mutinying, and handing him over to the Emperor before a progrom was launched against the "barbarians" living in Italy. The majority of whom then went to join Alaric and got to join him when he sacked Rome.

A rare case where the troops being loyal to the emperor and not their general resulted in Rome falling.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Canemacar posted:

I'll counter that with the pimp of Versailles himself, Louis the XIV.



Charles II and Louis XIV were first cousins, and it's really obvious looking at them side-by-side.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Tias posted:

Tell me about Militum Flavius Stilicho! Gibbon seems to credit him with 'celestial gift', and a (otherwise uninteresting) history light show on TV says he basically fought back two barbarian invasions on his own :stare:

I heard he had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Well, Flavius Aetius fought Attila the Hun. Top that.

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Aetius was a chump. He's like the anti-Crassus, dude saw that the building was on fire so he went around selling the burning bits off a bunch of random bystanders so it wouldn't be his problem anymore. Also his failure to do anything about Gaiseric's seizure of Africa directly caused the collapse of central Roman power.

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